Vance665 225 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Playing Russian roulette with an automatic. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 ..... checking a loaded 12ga by looking down the barrel after it went click with not bang using old paper S&B buckshot. i trust this action more than that woman. well, if you can call her a woman. more like a vile snake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 A cherry bomb after the fuse has burned down to nothing and it hasn't gone off......yet. Someone who yells "Hold my beer....Watch THIS!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blessthefall 27 Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 But...Hillary is co cool! She's on the snapchats and the instagrams! She even danced on Ellen! Clearly these are the important things that make her super cool and she should totally be president! I swear, if she wins I will literally vomit. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk451 2,230 Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 A cannibal hooker to give me a good blowjob... Bonus points if you can name the actress & film. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 A Muslim leaving a "holiday" party saying "I'm going to go get my wife. I'll be right back" 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 ^^^^rofl funny fucking shit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lumberman 116 Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) I thought up a few clever answers - one of which involved cunnilingus with a "menstruating" muslim whore with muscular aches and fever in an Ebola quarantine zone claiming perfect health. However, I must concede that the only thing I do trust about her is the fact that she is absolutely honest in her ability to never be honest with anything other than her need for power and money. I just wish we could send her to visit that damned muslim whore in quarantine. Edited December 5, 2015 by lumberman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vance665 225 Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yep we can definitely be sure everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. She is a democrat after all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 I am patiently awaiting her news conference to tell us how GOOD she looks in that orange jump suit! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Our "favorite" troll to post something that's not offensive or inane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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