ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 A professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great uncle, Remus Rodham, a fellow lacking in moral character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, and robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."The researcher e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters cropped Remus' picture, scanned it, enlarged the image, and edited it with image processing software so that all that's seen is a head shot. The accompanying biographical sketch was as follows:"Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include the acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the Railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed." 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 They should write resume's. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted January 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) Spin, spin, spin! More spin than the Tilt-a-Whirl at a State Fair. Edited January 10, 2016 by ChileRelleno 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vulcan16 971 Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/horsethief.asp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/horsethief.asp Snopes.... Yeah.. I'll believe them...yeah....that's the ticket....and my wife is...............................Morgan Fairchild..........yeah! No shit it's fake. but it's still funny....unless you're all indignant because the Union had you vote for him twice. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Now we really need somebody to write hers ... but spinning it the other direction. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) Wouldn't it be great if the only available photograph of Hilldabeast was of her standing on the gallows? Ya know, just before her platform collapsed? Edited January 11, 2016 by Long Shot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted January 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/horsethief.asp No shit, its a fucking joke, satire, anyone who thinks it's serious has drank the Koolaid. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CruisinTx2 49 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 the truth 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scattergun10 125 Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 What has been seen cannot be unseen.The horrid image of that banshee is gonna give me nightmares. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 I thought Halloween was months ago why are people still posting pictures of scary witches? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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