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Heff finally has ED and figures if he can't have a boner looking at those chicks then no one will with his mag. It wouldn't surprise me if that played a part, lol. Football goes pussified, gas is cheap, and playboy covers up. Yes, the end is nigh.

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I wondered why the Playboy mansion went up for sale last week.http://www.npr.org/2016/01/16/463206919/playboy-mansion-for-sale-bunnies-not-included

If they have to resort to this to stay in business, they should just pull the plug and call it a day.

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Internet porn completely killed xxx video stores and peep shows. Why risk being seen leaving one of those places when you can get free porn at home. Very surprising playboy has lasted this long. No nudity is no big deal though, I only read playboy for the articles anyway. Wink wink

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I started to buy a couple of issues of the first edition they might be worth something one day , I don't like soft porn I am a hustler kinda guy

I shouldn't say I don't like soft porn a pretty woman in jeans gets my attention , if I watch porn I like it nasty

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Why risk being seen leaving one of those places when you can get free porn at home

 

Yeah, most modern male metrosexuals would rather be seen taking a drink at the two dick fountain (that picture that was posted here) than get caught looking at images of naked females these enlightened days, me thinks. :rolleyes:

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Why risk being seen leaving one of those places when you can get free porn at home

 

Yeah, most modern male metrosexuals would rather be seen taking a drink at the two dick fountain (that picture that was posted here) than get caught looking at images of naked females these enlightened days, me thinks. rolleyes.gif

 

 

No, it's more like, "should I go out to the peep show and stand ankle deep in DNA while I pop quarters into the slot trying to rub one out" or "go on pornhub, spank it with my deluxe twerkingbutt custom molded to Christy Mack's vagina in the comfort of my mom's basement"

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Why risk being seen leaving one of those places when you can get free porn at home

 

Yeah, most modern male metrosexuals would rather be seen taking a drink at the two dick fountain (that picture that was posted here) than get caught looking at images of naked females these enlightened days, me thinks. rolleyes.gif

 

 

No, it's more like, "should I go out to the peep show and stand ankle deep in DNA while I pop quarters into the slot trying to rub one out" or "go on pornhub, spank it with my deluxe twerkingbutt custom molded to Christy Mack's vagina in the comfort of my mom's basement"

 

Staying home & rubbing one out while on Pornhub doesn't sound too shabby if I can get a sammich out of the deal. 032.gif

 

You gonna put a hair guard over that muff first though, honey? unsure.png

 

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