tatonic 159 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 If Trump wins the election, He will be the first billionare to move into public housing vacated by a colored family. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 True stuff is the funniest stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 ... ... Consider it pondered. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Ponder this....Trump gets ripped off at the convention, so instead runs as an independent with Sanders as his VP. Crazier things have yet to happen! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Now that's just crazy enough I might even vote for them, just to piss off every other politician on the planet! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 How much rehab will the dump need? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
netpackrat 566 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 The Obamas generally suck, but I doubt if they will trash it the way the Clintons and their staffers did before GWB moved in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 How much rehab will the dump need? Just get rid of all the leopard skin upholstery. few cans of raid maybe, for the roaches and such 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 I think my head just popped! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Then what do we do after 4 years of Grump? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Then what do we do after 4 years of Grump? Haven't you heard? It's going to be great again, it'll be fantastic, it's going to be really really super terrifically spectacular, better than ever before! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Then what do we do after 4 years of Grump? Haven't you heard? It's going to be great again, it'll be fantastic, it's going to be really really super terrifically spectacular, better than ever before! Sounds familiar! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Meh- just rip out the shag carpet that is full of seeds from Barry's friends cleaning their shit at parties, and get the smoke out of the curtains. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) Then what do we do after 4 years of Grump? Haven't you heard? It's going to be great again, it'll be fantastic, it's going to be really really super terrifically spectacular, better than ever before! Sounds familiar! BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! If you act now we'll get the best foreign policy people, the best VA people, the best people for everything everywhere. It's going to be unbelievable. You won't believe how wonderful it's going to be! You're going to say to yourselfs, wow, what a great choice we made! It's going to be great, it's just going to be great! Edited April 23, 2016 by Long Shot 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Meh- just rip out the shag carpet that is full of seeds from Barry's friends cleaning their shit at parties, and get the smoke out of the curtains. Your shit has seeds? Havent seen one of those in 15 years.... and Brownies FTW Then what do we do after 4 years of Grump? Haven't you heard? It's going to be great again, it'll be fantastic, it's going to be really really super terrifically spectacular, better than ever before! Nope gonna suck no matter who or what for a long time to come. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 ^ Is that the sham-wow guy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 ^ Is that the sham-wow guy? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer After getting his ass kicked by a Hooker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatonic 159 Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Bernie is the biggest snake oil salesman thats running. His products by design will not work, everyone knows they cant work, yet right now 1/4 of America is buying his elixcer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Bernie is the biggest snake oil salesman thats running. His products by design will not work, everyone knows they cant work, yet right now 1/4 of America is buying his elixcer. They say that 5% of the U.S. population is criminally insane. I think that figure needs to be adjusted! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Machinist 150 Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Remove the curb feelers from the beast? Or should we wait and take-out the bump system at the same time? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 (edited) Bernie is the biggest snake oil salesman thats running. His products by design will not work, everyone knows they cant work, yet right now 1/4 of America is buying his elixcer. They say that 5% of the U.S. population is criminally insane. I think that figure needs to be adjusted!Why should allow them to mix their genes? The Dems emptied the mental hospitals. Edited April 27, 2016 by Sim_Player Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Just a bit curious, but is my newsfeed from MSN the only one being barraged by ads of support for Hitlary? Over the last weekend, when checking my mail, I crossed over to MSN for weather and such and there was her ad about standing behind her. Apparently Microsoft is happy with where she will take the country. I am pretty well fed up with this campaign from both sides, but having my viewing and searching inundated with the likes of her is pushing the limits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Cruz is a moron. That is all. I worked for HP while Funny-Rina was driving it in to the ground, I don't want anything to do with her! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Cruz actually has an extremely high IQ, an excellent education and can quote the constitution front to back from memory. He also has an irrefutable record. I doubt an anonymous detractor on this forum could come close to measuring up to his accomplishments. My wife worked for HP as well. If not for Fiorina HP would have folded up, cutting away the dead wood hurts, especially if you ARE the dead wood. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 If hillary wins it'll be the first time two presidents have had sex. I guess that's kinda funny, in the way that fear factor was. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 If hillary wins it'll be the first time two presidents have had sex. I guess that's kinda funny, in the way that fear factor was. Well... Unless you count that one time Obungles had to choke on Slick Willie's white owl for his reluctant endorsement in 08. Guess it depends on the definition of sex doesn't it? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
randumbthoughts 75 Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Cruz actually has an extremely high IQ, an excellent education and can quote the constitution front to back from memory. He also has an irrefutable record. I doubt an anonymous detractor on this forum could come close to measuring up to his accomplishments. The biggest problem with Cruz is his mannerisms, his facial expressions, and the cadence of his voice. One look at the guy and you think "slimy used car salesman" and the second he opens his mouth it's "obnoxious preacher man" Politics and sales have a lot in common. As a politician, you are selling your image to the electorate for the voters to "buy". Often times it's less about what you say, but rather how you say it. It's great that he can quote the constitution from memory - it just sucks that he sounds like a creep when doing so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatonic 159 Posted April 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Ponder this, pics of Ted and Carly looks like they are a couple. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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