Zombieland 109 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 What's in the box? What did the beautiful new FLOTUS give to the tranny before he/she was booted out of the White House? A diamond encrusted solid gold strap-on shaped like a 1/32 scale replica of Trump Tower? Barry's real birth certificate and four one way tickets to Kenya? Copies of 30,000 some odd emails proving Obama and Shitlery are guilty of high treason? Dog poop collected from the White House lawn? Any guess's? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forsaken352 235 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Hopefully a dull knife with the words "DIY Bruce Jenner Kit". 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Duct tape. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zombieland 109 Posted January 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Make America Great Again hats. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 A bill for all the money they wasted taking vacations, golfing, spring break, the White House basketball court, digging up the lawn to plant a garden, etc. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vance665 225 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Hopefully its filled with aborted fetuses. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 a banana and a butt plug. You can use your imagination as to what goes where. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Gift.jpg It'd be an improvement! ...or this... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Maybe a gat because they are probably going back to a Chi-town ghetto? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Maybe a gat because they are probably going back to a Chi-town ghetto? No need. They bring the ghetto with them everywhere they go. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zombieland 109 Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Hopefully a dull knife with the words "DIY Bruce Jenner Kit". Ol' gender bender Jenner! I've heard him and Michael Obama have the same doctor. Hopefully its filled with aborted fetuses. Maybe for some spirit cooking with the Clintons? Gift.jpg I thought this was a Michael Obama mask at first! I was thinking like what, is Barry going to put it on and try to be on top for a change? Gift.jpg It'd be an improvement! ...or this... I can't wait until POTUS Trump starts building the wall and the extreme leftists on the left coast start castrating themselves! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zombieland 109 Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 YES! Make America Great Again! Go the hell away, and shut the fuck up! It's our turn! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zombieland 109 Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Maybe a copy of this? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Hopefully a dull knife with the words "DIY Bruce Jenner Kit". Ol' gender bender Jenner! I've heard him and Michael Obama have the same doctor. Hopefully its filled with aborted fetuses. Maybe for some spirit cooking with the Clintons? Gift.jpg I thought this was a Michael Obama mask at first! I was thinking like what, is Barry going to put it on and try to be on top for a change? Gift.jpg It'd be an improvement! ...or this... I can't wait until POTUS Trump starts building the wall and the extreme leftists on the left coast start castrating themselves! I have a feeling I will be sore for weeks from laughing too hard at those idiots. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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