patriot 7,197 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 (edited) http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/15/police-burglar-breaks-into-home-cooks-fried-chicken.html Dumbass much? Edited April 16, 2017 by patriot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 He was broke, drunk and hungry... what's a fella to do? So, after they threw him out... How was the chicken? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Well, at least he wasn't found buck nekkid in the shower like that outer asshat burglar. "Where ya keep the hot sauce, bitch?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 He was broke, drunk and hungry... what's a fella to do? So, after they threw him out... How was the chicken? The story on Fox said her buddy had some and it was good. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 The first thought it my mind was whether he's a good cook or not. I can see it now... I reach over and grab a drumstick while I hold him at gun point and tell the wife to call 911, lol. That's some good chicken, maybe they will put you on kitchen duty... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlackHeart762 288 Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Wow......Just fuckin Wow I guess rocket science is out of the question BH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 He won't be one of the rocket scientists... but they will be well-fed rocket scientists! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 He won't be one of the rocket scientists... but they will be well-fed rocket scientists! Little Kimmy hired him to build a few rockets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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