patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 How about a game? Simple....Name 3 things that would shock the cashier at Wal-Mart! Only 3. I'll start.... huge cucumber, Vaseline, adult magazine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Here's another: Plastic drop cloth, bleach, shovel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doug Hartley 526 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 KY, chocolate sauce, box of super tampons! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Around here (well, Jax), not shopping with an EBT card, not having blubber hanging out of spandex, and not having a purple and silver wig. ETA: forgot it was 3 things 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartbreaker 1,085 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 A Taser, a cattle prod and 100 9v batteries connected in series. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
montec 164 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Box of ammo, shovel and a firearm. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 (edited) A tarp, hammer, and a few gallons of the best primer. Edited May 20, 2017 by Sim_Player Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 (edited) cat treats, clippers, blue paint Edited May 20, 2017 by patriot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Raw liver, milk, bowl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Ex-Lax, chocolate cake mix, birthday candles. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Scissors, Band Aids, Anatomy book Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 (edited) Apples, razor blades, Halloween costume Plastic tarp. stool softener, coloring book Rubber gloves, NAIR (hair remover), super glue Edited May 20, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 A large knife, bundle of rope and a Halloween mask. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 (edited) Bird feeder, bird seed, BB gun This would work great for a couple of teenage boys. Edited May 20, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csspecs 1,987 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Halloween candy, pack of razor knife blades, box of rat poison (also a bottle of antifreeze but you said three) That got some looks.. I was helping my father pack up the cabin for the winter, bought candy for the trip, razor knife blades for cutting plastic sheeting for dust covers, and rat poison to keep the crawl space critter free.. They sat there for a solid 15 seconds looking at the four items with their hand on the phone.. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Double D bra, Baby bottle nipples and extra large balloons. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Oregano, wasp spray, rolling papers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Cable ties, face mask, PAY CASH... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Machinist 150 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Large knife. drop cloth and gal of BBQ sauce,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Gallon of Coleman fuel, kitchen timer, box of nails Going beyond 3 items, add Vaseline and a pressure cooker Or.... Pressure cooker, kitchen timer, any available fuel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WhiskeyMinion 300 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Duct tape, pepper spray & be persistent asking what time she leaves work for the day 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Get your son to do this one...... Super Soaker, Coleman fuel, BBQ lighter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Pregnancy Test, Coat Hangar and a First Aid Kit. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 cat toy, fishing line, ceiling fan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 (edited) Party favors, Ritz crackers, canned cat food Edited May 21, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Machinist 150 Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Small animal live trap, along with cat food, general Tso sauce. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 (edited) Hair clippers, package of permanent markers, disposable camera Edited May 21, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Extra Large Condoms from their pharmacy, old fashioned clothes pins and ear plugs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 (edited) Hank of rope, Hatchet, bleach ...and your buddy's next in line with a plastic tarp, a shovel and bag of lime from the garden dept. I'll bet they call the cops. Edited May 21, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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