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GAME...Name 3 things that would shock the cashier!

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Hank of rope, Hatchet, bleach

 

...and your buddy's next in line with a plastic tarp, a shovel and bag of lime from the garden dept.

 

I'll bet they call the cops.

 

Discuss openly about how well these items will work for "the project."  ;)

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Italian 12 gauge auto loader, 45 long slide with laser sight, and an Uzi 9 meela meetah might get some attention as well.

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A gallon of Sevin concentrate, red solo cups, party invitations.

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Condoms, rubber gloves, and a turkey baster.

Ah, hahahaha!!! This ^

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Italian 12 gauge auto loader, 45 long slide with laser sight, and an Uzi 9 meela meetah might get some attention as well.

Not available @ Wal-Mart

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As a guy, purchasing panties, a bra, and some fishnets might get a bit of a glance.

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As a guy, purchasing panties, a bra, and some fishnets might get a bit of a glance.

especially if you were very large and hairy. That'd be a hoot!

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Brand new AR15 from their sporting goods dept.

All the mags they have.

Ski mask

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Chicken livers, panty hoses and fish hooks.

I have done this, had to explane.

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Chicken livers, panty hoses and fish hooks.

I have done this, had to explane.

 

So have I.

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Foam camping mat, 2 gallon gas can, 24 stainless steel travel mugs.

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bottle of bleach, bottle of ammonia, 5 gallon gas can

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Plastic drop cloth, large bottle of vegetable oil, enema bottle.

eeeewwwwww!

 

 

Car battery, metal folding chair, duct tape. (grumble "That fucker's gonna tell me where it is now"

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Ping pong paddle, thumb tacks, superglue.

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Bag of manure

Largest fan they've got

swim goggles


Ping pong paddle, thumb tacks, superglue.

THANK you SIR, may I have another?!

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^ Many places in this country that wouldn't shock the cashiers at all. Unfortunately.  sad.png

 

Hell, they'd probably congratulate you.  :rolleyes:

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^ Many places in this country that wouldn't shock the cashiers at all. Unfortunately.  sad.png

 

Hell, they'd probably congratulate you.  rolleyes.gif

...but not most places. Most of America is still normal, though you wouldn't be able to tell by the news coverage.

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