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GAME...Name 3 things that would shock the cashier!

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How about a game?

 

Simple....Name 3 things that would shock the cashier at Wal-Mart! Only 3.

 

I'll start....

 

huge cucumber, Vaseline, adult magazine

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Around here (well, Jax), not shopping with an EBT card, not having blubber hanging out of spandex, and not having a purple and silver wig.

 

ETA: forgot it was 3 things

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cat treats, clippers, blue paint

 

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Apples, razor blades, Halloween costume

 

 

Plastic tarp. stool softener, coloring book biggrin.png

 

Rubber gloves, NAIR (hair remover), super glue

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Bird feeder, bird seed, BB gun

 

This would work great for a couple of teenage boys.

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Halloween candy, pack of razor knife blades, box of rat poison (also a bottle of antifreeze but you said three)

 

That got some looks.. I was helping my father pack up the cabin for the winter, bought candy for the trip, razor knife blades for cutting plastic sheeting for dust covers, and rat poison to keep the crawl space critter free.. They sat there for a solid 15 seconds looking at the four items with their hand on the phone..

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Gallon of Coleman fuel, kitchen timer, box of nails

 

Going beyond 3 items, add Vaseline and a pressure cooker

 

Or....

 

 

Pressure cooker, kitchen timer, any available fuel

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Get your son to do this one......

 

Super Soaker, Coleman fuel, BBQ lighter.

 

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Party favors, Ritz crackers, canned cat food

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Hair clippers, package of permanent markers, disposable camera

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Hank of rope, Hatchet, bleach

 

...and your buddy's next in line with a plastic tarp, a shovel and bag of lime from the garden dept.

 

I'll bet they call the cops.

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