Capt Nemo 882 Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Condoms, rubber gloves, and a turkey baster. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Hank of rope, Hatchet, bleach ...and your buddy's next in line with a plastic tarp, a shovel and bag of lime from the garden dept. I'll bet they call the cops. Discuss openly about how well these items will work for "the project." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Saran wrap, duct tape, foam ice chest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Italian 12 gauge auto loader, 45 long slide with laser sight, and an Uzi 9 meela meetah might get some attention as well. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,742 Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 A gallon of Sevin concentrate, red solo cups, party invitations. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Star Arms 2,047 Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Condoms, rubber gloves, and a turkey baster. Ah, hahahaha!!! This ^ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Italian 12 gauge auto loader, 45 long slide with laser sight, and an Uzi 9 meela meetah might get some attention as well. Not available @ Wal-Mart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Large toy stuffed animal, Bow and arrows Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 As a guy, purchasing panties, a bra, and some fishnets might get a bit of a glance. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 swim fins, mask, rubber duckie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 As a guy, purchasing panties, a bra, and some fishnets might get a bit of a glance. especially if you were very large and hairy. That'd be a hoot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Condoms, sub rolls, hot mustard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDeko 792 Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Baby Food, Rat Poison, Lye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Condoms, double sided tape, sand-paper. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,742 Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Koran, pressure cooker, backpack 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Brand new AR15 from their sporting goods dept. All the mags they have. Ski mask Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Chicken livers, panty hoses and fish hooks. I have done this, had to explane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Ex-lax, prune juice, enema. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,742 Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Chicken livers, panty hoses and fish hooks. I have done this, had to explane. So have I. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 (edited) Foam camping mat, 2 gallon gas can, 24 stainless steel travel mugs. Edited May 25, 2017 by Ronin38 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Twister board game, large bottle of cooking oil, speedo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Happy Anniversary card, mouse poison, bottle of good wine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDeko 792 Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 bottle of bleach, bottle of ammonia, 5 gallon gas can Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Plastic drop cloth, large bottle of vegetable oil, enema bottle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 (edited) Plastic drop cloth, large bottle of vegetable oil, enema bottle. eeeewwwwww! Car battery, metal folding chair, duct tape. (grumble "That fucker's gonna tell me where it is now" Edited June 1, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,742 Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Ping pong paddle, thumb tacks, superglue. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Bag of manure Largest fan they've got swim goggles Ping pong paddle, thumb tacks, superglue. THANK you SIR, may I have another?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 This book:Nice dresspair of heels in your size. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 (edited) ^ Many places in this country that wouldn't shock the cashiers at all. Unfortunately. Hell, they'd probably congratulate you. Edited June 1, 2017 by Ronin38 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 ^ Many places in this country that wouldn't shock the cashiers at all. Unfortunately. Hell, they'd probably congratulate you. ...but not most places. Most of America is still normal, though you wouldn't be able to tell by the news coverage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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