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A couple of times per week, two vehicles arrive early, a dude gets out of one vehicle and hops in the other with the girl driving it, and they seem to get busy for a bit. What would be the most appropriate way of dealing with this little rendezvous affair of theirs? The street is public property, but seriously, they should get a room.

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Put up a camera and live stream it for pay per view.

 

BH

Great idea. Also, in the livestream, put up the license of both vehicles.

 

You could call the cops and explain it to them too. If they're "getting busy" on a public street there's probably a law being broken.

 

...but I'd get their schedule and some video first.

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It would be funny if you jacked up the car, took off the tires, and put it on cinder blocks while they were busy getting busy. :lol:

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You could call the cops and explain it to them too. If they're "getting busy" on a public street there's probably a law being broken.

 

These days they'll both likely wind up as registered sex offenders.  That doesn't really bother me, given that there's probably kids that play on that street.

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After they "get started," you and all your neighbors quietly assemble along the sidewalk with folding chairs, drinks and snacks. When they're done, break out in thunderous applause and cheers!  laugh.pngbeer.gif

 

True story: A friend of mine was staying with her sister in Hawaii one summer. There was a "lady" down the street who frequently "entertained" various men, and they tended to leave the windows open with just the shutters closed. Well, they would usually attract attention, and the neighbors were getting rather tired of all the antics, so one day they did exactly what I suggested above! When the noise in the house settled down, they cheered and applauded. When the embarrassed couple looked out the window, they cheered and applauded. When the fellow ran out to his car to leave... Standing Ovation!!

No more antics at the house, and the "lady" moved away soon afterwards!  haha.gif

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Back when I was in the Army, some yoyo in the barracks room next to me used to loudly bang his ugly, monkey-lookin' cock socket while she screamed gutter English (windows open).

 

After while, I got pretty tired of this, so my buds and I (we were hanging out, drinking and being stupid) stood by my open window and, when it started getting good, just start laughing and mocking them.

 

They yammered some racist remarks, (nope, couldn't have been racist...only whites are racist), got their shit together and went somewhere else to slam uglies.

 

We got a pretty good laugh out of it, and it stopped for good, but I did get some pretty shitty looks from him after that. I outranked him, so he couldn't very well mouth off in public without risking trouble.

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