DLT 1,646 Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 A couple of times per week, two vehicles arrive early, a dude gets out of one vehicle and hops in the other with the girl driving it, and they seem to get busy for a bit. What would be the most appropriate way of dealing with this little rendezvous affair of theirs? The street is public property, but seriously, they should get a room. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Walk right up to the vehicle, knock on the window and show them a camera. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlackHeart762 288 Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Put up a camera and live stream it for pay per view. BH 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sjgusmc21 850 Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 ^ Very Capitalist reasoning there... I like it! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Put up a camera and live stream it for pay per view. BH Great idea. Also, in the livestream, put up the license of both vehicles. You could call the cops and explain it to them too. If they're "getting busy" on a public street there's probably a law being broken. ...but I'd get their schedule and some video first. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Machinist 150 Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Video and post to the forum! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) It would be funny if you jacked up the car, took off the tires, and put it on cinder blocks while they were busy getting busy. Edited July 25, 2017 by Gaddis 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
netpackrat 566 Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 You could call the cops and explain it to them too. If they're "getting busy" on a public street there's probably a law being broken. These days they'll both likely wind up as registered sex offenders. That doesn't really bother me, given that there's probably kids that play on that street. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 Wear a cheap suit. Carry a large camera. Walk by and take pics. If it is evening , use a BIG camera light. Leave it at that. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HackNtheBox 66 Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 just put up a sign ....your being video monitored....get a room 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 Same thing happened to me. I walked up to the car and told them they were being watched. They never came back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 (edited) After they "get started," you and all your neighbors quietly assemble along the sidewalk with folding chairs, drinks and snacks. When they're done, break out in thunderous applause and cheers! True story: A friend of mine was staying with her sister in Hawaii one summer. There was a "lady" down the street who frequently "entertained" various men, and they tended to leave the windows open with just the shutters closed. Well, they would usually attract attention, and the neighbors were getting rather tired of all the antics, so one day they did exactly what I suggested above! When the noise in the house settled down, they cheered and applauded. When the embarrassed couple looked out the window, they cheered and applauded. When the fellow ran out to his car to leave... Standing Ovation!! No more antics at the house, and the "lady" moved away soon afterwards! Edited July 26, 2017 by Ronin38 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 ...or walk up to the car, knock on the window and ask if I can have a turn too. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Back when I was in the Army, some yoyo in the barracks room next to me used to loudly bang his ugly, monkey-lookin' cock socket while she screamed gutter English (windows open). After while, I got pretty tired of this, so my buds and I (we were hanging out, drinking and being stupid) stood by my open window and, when it started getting good, just start laughing and mocking them. They yammered some racist remarks, (nope, couldn't have been racist...only whites are racist), got their shit together and went somewhere else to slam uglies. We got a pretty good laugh out of it, and it stopped for good, but I did get some pretty shitty looks from him after that. I outranked him, so he couldn't very well mouth off in public without risking trouble. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Spot light the window. Something around 700 lumens should get the point across 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frz1197 128 Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Is she hot? If she is, offer them a room, if you (and your significant other) can join in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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