QUOTE (IndyArms @ Dec 30 2006, 02:32 PM)

Heh, I can see it now:
On the next Dr. G (Medical Examiner): "Hmm, strange! This corpse here still seems to be pitching a large tent even in death, and I don't think I can attribute the stiffness to rigor mortis."

"Subject also appears to be smiling, and seems to have heat blisters all over his prodigious penis like you get when wearing too tight shoes."
"I also detect circular bruising all over his upper chest and crotch region that appears to have been caused by two sets of overly large mammary glands impacting on and being pressed into the surrounding skin."

"All I can ascertain is the victim died of some type of fluid imbalance as I can see upon examination that both his testicles seem to be completely drained of seminal fluid."
(then talking to her fat morgue assistant):
"Let's pop those penile blisters and make a latex casting of that big tallywacker. I think I need to take this piece of "evidence" home and study it more carefully when I'm home alone tonight."