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termite

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  1. I bought a 16x80 trailer after my divorce in 1991, while looking at it, noticed a small hole in the ceiling of the master bath and wondered why the carpet was new and different from bedroom. Realtor told me that the lady that lived there, blew her brains out while sitting in the bid garden tub, 45acp went threw her head and out the roof. Bought it anyway, 2 weeks after signing papers, had my brothers carpet company come in and replace all the carpet, he called me about lunch, bitching and whining about why I didn't tell him about the bathroom floor, I asked him what the hell he was talking about, he said the wood flooring was all blood stained, and the 2 black guys left the job and refused to go back, so he had to get another crew.

    Dead woman never bothered me, but, at times, with a nice hottie all naked and soaking in the tub with me, it was a bit wierd. :)

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  2. I lived in St. Pete, Fl. when i was kid, fished every week end at Fort Desoto, ALMOST learned the hard way about those teeth, but between those and yellow tails, we'd fish all weekend, then ride our bikes back home, most fun i ever had. Gonna have to take the wife to Gulf Shores to shut her up, we used to go every other weekend and fish, but after hurricane tore up the park and pier, we havent been down, maybe after the summer crowd dies down.

    And Chili, how about leaving some fish for me? :)

  3. Best beer I ever had was in Indonesia, every morning I had 2 Bintangs(spelling) delivered to my room at 5:30, you couldn't drink the water, so I brushed my teeth with a "little" then drank the rest at breakfast, and these where about quart sized bottles. At the mill, since we couldn't drink the water, we had our choice of HOT beer or soda, just don't get staggering drunk, otherwise, you where immediately kicked out and not paid.

    Some real Brazilian beers are pretty good, and am going back down there in couple of months, babes are pretty damn fine too. :) especially in Rio.

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  4. Have a G-19, G-30, G-42, and my EDC is my G-21. I've got Kimbers, Berettas, Norincos, Rugers, and some that I don't even remember, but I likes my Glocks. The wife complains that I don't carry my Kimber she gave me, BUT, if I get in shit deep, have to start popping caps, I'd rather the Po Po keep my Glock for a while, than I would a $1200.00 Kimber. They confiscate a high dollar gun, you might not ever see it again, and besides, my Glock ALWAYS goes boom, the Kimber is finicky about what it'll shoot, but the Glock eats it all.

  5. How about an Irish history month or Cherokee history month, then I could get drunk, stay drunk and scalp people for a month, but I don't have horse, so I'd have to use my 4 wheeler, but I could paint it like a horse, he'll, it's got 24 horsepower, does that count?

    Its all because whitey owes them something, fo what we done did to they great great great grand baby daddy. Sorry, but I don't owe anybody shit for shit I didn't do. Go somewhere else and get yo free shit.

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  6. I don't know shit about crows but can't help but give a little shit to a fellow member.

    Termite why the fuck do you let your wife sleep in? I made my wife get up with me.( I'm 32 btw). Sorry. Can't help but give a little shit :) no harm meant

    Well, I wake up around 4:00 to 5:00 and it takes me a little while to get out of bed, then hobble down the hall to the coffee pot, and now adays, stir the wood stove and get the chill in the house knocked off, and besides, she cooks my meals, brings me lunch, keeps the house half way straight, does the books for our business and answers the phone, and best of all, she does not say a fricking word about the money I spend on my reloading and buying new guns, so I figure she is entitled to a few extra zzzzzz's. Oh, and us both are getting closer and closer to 60, time to start slowing down a little. :)

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  7. Try using a crow/hawk fight call with a crow distress call overlapped, that drives them crazy around here, and don't shoot at the scout crow, he'll go back and warn them. Take your downed ones and lay them out for others to see. Last time I was shooting crows up on the hill, I got 15, and wife said if I left them laying out, she'd cut my nuts out. Crows like to congregate early in the mornings around their dead brothers and make all kinds of noise, which really pisses her off at sun up. :)

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