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Good stuff. Reminds me of one I heard:

 

Man walks into his bed room holding a sheep under his arm. Stands at the foot of the bed and proclaims "THIS is the pig I fuck when you have a head ache!" His wife replies..."Thats a sheep you idiot" He says" I wasn't talking to you!"

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A mom is cleaning her son's room, and finds a bunch of S & M magazines under the son's bed. She goes to talk it over with her husband, and asks "What do you think we should do?" and the husband replies, "I don't know - but we'd better not spank him."

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