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Too much Doom and Gloom these days... Post up random funny stuff here! I'm watching Alaska State Troopers, and an "intoxicated individual" demanded to speak to the Trooper's Supervisor. (Who was standing next to him.) I thought of a line from the movie Reign of Fire... "Well, tha' ad be you then." Did I mention I've had a wee dram or two?
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I was at a small local gun store yesterday. Saw what looked like a brand new S-12 sporter with a ProMag 20 rd drum sticking out of it. Looked at the price tag and wham, it's $1470. I asked the guy who was filling in for the owner if this was some kind of mistake or a joke. He said: "No! It comes with a lot of stuff!" -What kind of stuff? -The "totally awesome drum", four 12 rd stick mags and 100 rounds of buckshot! I smirked and told him that that's not nearly enough "stuff", at which point he informed me that they are extremely rare and have now been banned. Anyway, I found this amusing
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Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X - Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones ***** Dear Timmy, Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unb5vDLe2To&feature=g-crec-u Being somewhat of a chilehead, but not fanatical or stupid, I removed the seeds/ribs. I eat Jalapenos & Serranos like candy, and Habaneros are starting to be a bit tame. This Ghost is pretty danged hot, good flavor, intense heat and nice endorphin rush. I'll not be eating a whole ghost, thats for sure. Enjoy my pain!
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