Bayoupiper 738 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I bought a new Ford F250 yesterday and returned to the dealer today because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, " Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch. Damn, I LOVE this TRUCK!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jrance@iacwds.com 716 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Does that mean you're doing the driving to the other Will's b-day this year? anonymous Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loki0629 55 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 No cowbell? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 No cowbell? Your just baiting me... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 No cowbell? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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