MCASgt New River 10,036 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY ANSWERS!!! 1. Name something you use in the shower? wash cloth 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? pads 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? bugs 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? breath mints 5. What is another word for blemish? flaw 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? frozen dinners 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? frig 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? she has a car 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? hump your leg 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? Drug Test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Archery 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? Meet me at home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Rugby 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Give a pop quiz 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? a Vulture 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? t-shirt 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? an eraser Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SaigaNoobie 66 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 1. Name something you use in the shower? Soap 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Cup 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? parking Tickets 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? flowers 5. What is another word for blemish? zit 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? soup 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? couch 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? experience 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? poop 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? sobriety test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? fire building 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? home run! 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? hockey 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Give him detention 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Pigeon 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Socks 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? ice cube Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) 1. Name something you use in the shower? Shampoo 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? underwear 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Bird Shit 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Condoms! 5. What is another word for blemish? Mar 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Leftovers 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? entertainment stand 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? More mature 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Fart 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? Colesterol 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Wilderness survival 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? God Bless this home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? MMA fighting 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Send them to the principals 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Seagull 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Pants 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Tires Edited Becaws noobie beat me! You know your doing good, i had 1/2 the same answers! Edited June 2, 2009 by Nailbomb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 1. Name something you use in the shower? My wife 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? icy hot 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? dead people 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Hooker/Duct tape/plastic bags 5. What is another word for blemish? Democrat in family 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Cats 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Gun Safe 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Money 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Leg hump 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? breatholizer 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? not being gay. 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? GO HOME! 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? MMA 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Kill them 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Penguin 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Condom 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Wet stone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) LMAO @ JUGGS thats funny as hell. What do you have against penguins anyway? Edited June 2, 2009 by Nailbomb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wotan1105 7 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) 1. Name something you use in the shower? imagination 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? jewelry 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? cracks 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? new clothes 5. What is another word for blemish? pimple 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? potatoes 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? book case 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? she likes him 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Pee's 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? IQ test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? tie knots 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? Go Home! 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? chess boxing 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? show up 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Big Bird 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? tighty whiteys 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? bank account Edited June 2, 2009 by Wotan1105 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 What do you have against penguins anyway? I hope nothing.... in 2 more games... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sacsucks 3 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY ANSWERS!!! 1. Name something you use in the shower?shaving cream 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? a cup 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? a crack 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? condoms 5. What is another word for blemish? zit 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? popcorn 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving?gun safe ;-) 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? shes a milf 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? shits on your rug 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? iq test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? honor 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? do your homework 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? hockey 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? detention 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? a pidgeon 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?jeans 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? uranium Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wotan1105 7 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) Argh penguins why'd that have to get mentioned. Crosby *barf* can't wait to see them go down in flames. Thanks to them my boy Ovechkin is racking up $9000 in strip club bills might be old but old habits die hard Edited June 2, 2009 by Wotan1105 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bean.223 365 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 MY GOD MAN!!!! 275 for a FUCKING LAP DANCE!!!?!?!? Go ghetto early I guess... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superA 289 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 1. Name something you use in the shower? My wife 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? icy hot 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? dead people 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Hooker/Duct tape/plastic bags 5. What is another word for blemish? Democrat in family 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Cats 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Gun Safe 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Money 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Leg hump 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? breatholizer 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? not being gay. 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? GO HOME! 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? MMA 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Kill them 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Penguin 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Condom 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Wet stone I'm rolling Juggs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sonnydazegunsmithing 42 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 1. name something you use in the shower? shampoo 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? jock strap 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? vasoline 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? hearing protection 5. What is another word for blemish? obama 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? potato 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? dead body 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? she has muscle control 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? sniffs girlfriends crotch to see if youve been thier 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? iq Test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? helping old people 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? screw you guys im goin home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? marrage 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? tell him shes late 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? rosio odanald 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? blue jeans 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? soap Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) 1. name something you use in the shower? Fleshlight 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? A Prince Albert 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? John Wayne Bobbit body parts 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? A Penis Pump 5. What is another word for blemish? Genital Warts 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Annoying Children 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Clogged Toilet 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? No Teeth BJ 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Licks his own balls and gives you a kiss 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? VD Test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Belching the Alphabet 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? Homey Don't Play Dat! 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Full Contact Dentistry 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Do a demonstration on Fecalphelia 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Larry Bird 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Their Penis 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Erection Edited June 3, 2009 by BuffetDestroyer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shep 0 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 1. name something you use in the shower? Water 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Tape, lots of tape (prewrap too) 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Bodily fluids 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Edible underwear 5. What is another word for blemish? Scratch 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Burritos 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? King size bed 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Experience 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Craps on the neighbors lawn while they are looking. 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? Life 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Shooting 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? Home sweet home 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Smear the queer 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Announce how well you connected with your feminin side in your last book report. 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Shitbird 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? A body stocking 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? My bank account Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SaigaNoobie 66 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 (edited) ROUND TWO 1. name something you use in the shower? Saiga-12 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Tromix T-shirt 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Broken Saiga parts 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? New Concealed Carry Weapon (To match the outfit) 5. What is another word for blemish? Safety-selector-scratch 6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Duracote. 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Bed, with 5 Saigas between the mattress and box spring. 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Their Ex-Husband's Gun collection. 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Humps a Benelli... i thought I raised you with STANDARDS! 10. A kind of test you cannot study for? Test-icles. 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Having one of every Saiga in America. 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? Home Defense Saiga-12 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Human Skeet. 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Give too much Homework so they can't go shooting. 15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? #7 1/2 Bird. 16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Ghillie Suit. 17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Round-count. Edited June 4, 2009 by SaigaNoobie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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