Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) So... I went to the store tonight after work.. The fiance is home for spring break so I was trying to get her a couple of things she might like. She asked for some blueberry bagels (which as any man with a list would do, I purchased), but I spotted some Cinnabon bagels and thought she might like them... I noticed the package was smaller, but I figured it was because they were a "premium" name brand (which can be had in any AIRPORT in the country) so I didn't fret it and tossed them in the cart. I got home, unloaded the Jeep and put her on putting stuff away detail, when out of nowhere she asked me if I ate one... No.. I didn't eat a bagel...? I explained my position (above) to which she responded that the package detailed that we should have had a full load of 6 bagels and not the 5 I bought... WTF?!?! SOME BASTARD ATE MY BAGEL!!! Talk about low down... Eat one bagel in the store, seal it up, and toss it back on the shelf. This world is full of dicks. Even shop lifters have gotten lazy! Now the question is... Do we eat the rest? I vote yes... We're not bagel snobs and toast them crunchy. Any ill effects should be killed... Thoughts? Edited March 8, 2013 by Maxwelhse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) Maybe it got past quality control at the bagel makers factory. Usually shop lifters leave the package open. I'd return them just to be safe. Tampering with food is common, but I doubt it in the case of a bag of bagels. Edited March 8, 2013 by liberty -r- death Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Excellent observation... I'll mention that to the pseudo wife and see what she says. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 My wife wouldn't touch em, but on the flipside, when we go camping she'd have no issue with dropping something, knocking the dirt off and eating it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dysfunctional 63 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Thank goodness she didn't ask you to pick up toilet paper. No telling what woulda couilda been going on there. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Ironically, I got TP too!!!! Yeah... Time will tell if she eats them or not. I ain't skeered.... I don't have as many cooties this year, but they're bigger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I wouldn't touch em. Bring em back, they may give you a refund or exchange. I worked LP for a supermarket, thieves do it all the time trying to seem like they didn't do anything wrong. I watched people open, take and then dump off all kinds of crap just like that. Bread, butter, sodas, you name it they take em and close the box off like nothing happened. I watch out every time I buy deodorant because of how many times I watched little ghetto rats walk in, use deodorant off the shelf and then walk out. Working those cameras gives you a whole different perspective on the grocery store Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remek 771 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 So, that's where I left the bag. Okay, seriously, I think you would be okay, but do you really want to chance it? We are preppers and gun nuts, so let your imagination run wild, cling to your guns, and hide from the man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I worked in a grocery store when i was 16. One day on my break I grabbed and Arizona Ice tea (back when they were in the plastic bottles).. go out side open it to realize it's already open and full of beer. Seems that one of the night crew had been dumping them out and filling them with beer for his hood rat buddies. Nothing says good time like flat beer i guess. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 The way things are these days, I would guess that whomever bagged them either a) can't count, or did not count or did not care. Stick 'em in the microwave for a minute or two before eating. That will either kill the bacteria, or whatever is in there will kill you more quickly and painlessly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) I wouldn't touch em. Bring em back, they may give you a refund or exchange. I worked LP for a supermarket, thieves do it all the time trying to seem like they didn't do anything wrong. I watched people open, take and then dump off all kinds of crap just like that. Bread, butter, sodas, you name it they take em and close the box off like nothing happened. I watch out every time I buy deodorant because of how many times I watched little ghetto rats walk in, use deodorant off the shelf and then walk out. Working those cameras gives you a whole different perspective on the grocery store I'm not about to be the guy standing in line, looking like a dick that ate a single bagel out of a pack, demanding to be given a new pack. When I worked at Best Buy back in HS I used to BS with the LP guys quite a bit... Nothing surprises me... except for how the LP guys entire job was using the eye in the sky to look down blouses! So, that's where I left the bag. Okay, seriously, I think you would be okay, but do you really want to chance it? We are preppers and gun nuts, so let your imagination run wild, cling to your guns, and hide from the man! I'm also a cheap bastard and too proud to return less than $3 worth of food looking like I ate one and was trying to get off with something for nothing. I'm gonna eat 'em... If I die, make sure my guns go to Biden and you guys hold a poll for the top 12 forum members to send him to "boot camp"... I'll be smiling down and laughing! Edited March 8, 2013 by Maxwelhse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 No one ate my bagel. But someone did move my cheese. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 No one ate my bagel. But someone did move my cheese. LOL!!!!! I've read that book! Wish I could get that hour of my life back! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 If you ever happen upon this same situation with donuts, I wouldn't attempt consumption if they don't have the hole in the center and they're jelly filled. I wouldn't take the chance, especially if there is a possibility of anyone with flamboyant character working there, or some disgruntled girlfriend-less dude working there. Just be glad nobody ate your honey! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 ^^^BAWAHAHAHAAHAAA!1!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Nothing surprises me... except for how the LP guys entire job was using the eye in the sky to look down blouses! When I was still doing that, a fellow LP guy was working at the store my now wife was working at. Gives me a call to let me know he is looking at her ass. I would have been mad, if he wasn't a very sad and desperate 400lb kid with no social skills at all. I waited til she didn't work there anymore to tell her about that one, since he already had 2 sexual harassment write ups Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernOne 203 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I used to love watching the teens come in and sniff the nitrous oxide from the ReadyWhip cans. They would walk into walls and fall over half the time. Cheap thrills. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sccritterkiller 473 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I worked at a grocery store in HS. One night one of the guys that worked there disappeared. We thought he quit and went home. Later that night I found him passed out in the dairy cooler with a open case of ready whip...LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sean8642 77 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Why steal a bagel when you can just buy the bag with your EBT card? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Nothing surprises me... except for how the LP guys entire job was using the eye in the sky to look down blouses! When I was still doing that, a fellow LP guy was working at the store my now wife was working at. Gives me a call to let me know he is looking at her ass. I would have been mad, if he wasn't a very sad and desperate 400lb kid with no social skills at all. I waited til she didn't work there anymore to tell her about that one, since he already had 2 sexual harassment write ups LOL... One of our LP guys got fired when her husband busted him looking down her shirt! funny shit.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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