Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Toodles...lol! The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found them, she took revenge ]on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.']Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,' Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape, 'but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.' The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife- wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. 'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, 'I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ]''cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker.. 'And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.' So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place ]till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel 'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway 'and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,' the oldster recalled... 'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, 'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, 'right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. 'Then I went in and shot the other one 'as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.'Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.' ]Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.' DEPORT HER TO AMERICA - WE NEED HER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 I thought they confiscated all the guns in Australia. Maybe I'm mistaken about that. Good on her. I'm not sure about the judicial system down under, but I'd bet she'd never be convicted by a jury of her peers. Up here she probably would be - what, with all the criminal-coddling liberals we have. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superA 289 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 That story as horrible as it is just made me feel good. I hope I have the intestinal fortitude that this woman when it comes to justice. "What she did was wrong and she broke the law", only in a world this fucked up could that statement ever be made about what she did less it comes from a retard or insane persons mouth. Good for her. Seeing someone with a free mind like this makes me smile. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brair 5 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hate to say it but story is false. It has been floating around for a while. http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superA 289 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Well now I'm just sad. Thanks alot Brair. Can't you just let our ears be tickled and give us sweets like the MSM does. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KrisFox 69 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hate to say it but story is false. It has been floating around for a while. http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp O yes snopes. The all knowing organization. Is is run by Mr. and Mrs. Felps of CA a well known liberal couple who started snopes.com as a off branch of there internet fact checking hobby. They are the "Mythbusters" of the fact check world. There are other fact check sites you need to use. Especially if a story is anti liberal. The story is an old 2000 chain mail letter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brair 5 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hate to say it but story is false. It has been floating around for a while. http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp O yes snopes. The all knowing organization. Is is run by Mr. and Mrs. Felps of CA a well known liberal couple who started snopes.com as a off branch of there internet fact checking hobby. They are the "Mythbusters" of the fact check world. There are other fact check sites you need to use. Especially if a story is anti liberal. The story is an old 2000 chain mail letter. Does not change that I heard about this years ago. others sources http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends2000-01.html http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/g/grannyrevenge.htm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brair 5 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Well now I'm just sad. Thanks alot Brair. Can't you just let our ears be tickled and give us sweets like the MSM does. What? I am just pointing out that putting out the yellow snow is not a lemon ice........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superA 289 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Well now I'm just sad. Thanks alot Brair. Can't you just let our ears be tickled and give us sweets like the MSM does. What? I am just pointing out that putting out the yellow snow is not a lemon ice........ What are you talking about? What did it taste like to you? Lemon was always my favorite flavor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hate to say it but story is false. It has been floating around for a while. http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp O yes snopes. The all knowing organization. Is is run by Mr. and Mrs. Felps of CA a well known liberal couple who started snopes.com as a off branch of there internet fact checking hobby. They are the "Mythbusters" of the fact check world. There are other fact check sites you need to use. Especially if a story is anti liberal. The story is an old 2000 chain mail letter. You have to wonder how much of the shit they debunk was actually STARTED BY THEM! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Well damn....I just thought it sounded cool, and expressed some points that need to be made in today's "new world order". Everyone knows you have to take everything on the internet with a grain of salt, but I would like to think that there are a lot of people out there with the BALLS that this lady had...whether real or fictional. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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