pistonring8 1 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 (edited) Its true! Walmart has agreed to pick up the Saiga rifles and sell them in the sporting goods dept. I was able to sneek a peek at the new "politically correct" SPORTER that will be available in a few months. Unfortunately I was not able to get many details, except that the high cap mag pictured is only capable of holding 1 round and cannot be modified. I think it had something to do with Rosie O Donnel threatning to pull her advertising. You will notice a few changes in the Saiga, for instance the ergonomic coffee maker buttstock AND the twin slice toaster unipod. Believe it or not, This new and improved sporting rifle will come with a can opener/ knife sharpener/ bottle opener combo ALREADY mounted on the side rail! And its included in the package. There has already been talk of excluding the knife sharpener as it can be considered an "evil feature". Edited January 6, 2005 by pistonring8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
prophageus 0 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Too bad I boycotted Wal-Mart.. they're admitted drug dealers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vtex 0 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 haha wtf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlenderWizard 12 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 uhhhh..wtf? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Bvamp 604 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 oh my god Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Doerdie 0 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Wow, a 10 cup buttstock! Add that to the toaster bipod and I can cook breakfast and hunt at the same time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KySoldier 2 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 That first line had me going. I was excited for a split second. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine 10,360 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Cool ideal. I am addicted to good coffee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Great! now we can get to the range early enough to get a lane and STILL have breakfast! No wonder wally world got so big! Deos it still cycle OK when brewing? G O B Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine 10,360 Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Oh NO!! I just saw MarthaStewart holding a Saiga. It wasn't Walmart, it was K-mart. maybe we can just catalog order a new Saiga from Sears now that they have married!! Wolverine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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