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Keep her happy or you might go weenisless through your remaining years!

 

Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

 

Read more: http://www.santamariatimes.com/news/national/article_4d9cdbfa-3c5f-5a1c-8100-28061dd3c896.html#ixzz1RvveuDEY

 

A Southern California woman was in custody Tuesday after authorities said she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis and put it through a garbage disposal.

 

Garden Grove police Lt. Jeff Nightengale said that Catherine Kieu Becker drugged a meal and served it to the victim, whose name was not released, shortly before the attack Monday night.

 

Nightengale said the 51-year-old man felt sick, went to lie down and lost consciousness. He said the 48-year-old Becker then tied the victim's arms and legs to the bed with rope, removed his clothes and attacked him with a 10-inch kitchen knife as he awoke.

 

"He was conscious when his penis was removed," Nightengale said.

 

Nightengale said Becker put the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

 

Nightengale said Becker called 911 and acknowledged committing the crime to arriving officers. Paramedics found the victim tied to the bed, bleeding profusely.

Bail for Becker was set at $1 million after she was booked at the Orange County Jail for investigation of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse.

 

The victim underwent surgery and was in serious condition at the University of California at Irvine Medical Center in Orange. Nightengale said the man is expected to survive.

 

A call to the hospital was not immediately returned.

 

Becker is due in court Wednesday. A telephone listing for her residence could not be located.

The couple was reportedly in the process of a divorce. Nightengale said he didn't know how long the couple had been married, whether they were living together or whether they had any children.

 

He did say a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems.

Becker was taken into custody without incident, although she would not talk to officers, Nightengale said.

 

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No amount of revenge or compensation will make that man happy with life ever again. Let this be a lesson to you fellers. Siphon your money out of the house and retirement and keep it off the books and when that chick starts acting crazy and swinging knives around leave and never look back.

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WOW

 

 

MARK MY WORDS

 

 

Feminist Liberal Lawyer Babe will show up, claim the Wife is the victim here, the trial will go on FOR YEARS, we'll all get to watch on tv as this batterd, abused, etc. wife is acquitted ....

 

 

have a nice day. :rolleyes:

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WOW

 

 

MARK MY WORDS

 

 

Feminist Liberal Lawyer Babe will show up, claim the Wife is the victim here, the trial will go on FOR YEARS, we'll all get to watch on tv as this batterd, abused, etc. wife is acquitted ....

 

 

have a nice day. :rolleyes:

 

 

This is probably true..

 

edit:I try to use the rating system for the first time and accidentally give Bean a Neg,lol

 

Sorry 'bout that :angel:

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WOW

 

 

MARK MY WORDS

 

 

Feminist Liberal Lawyer Babe will show up, claim the Wife is the victim here, the trial will go on FOR YEARS, we'll all get to watch on tv as this batterd, abused, etc. wife is acquitted ....

 

 

have a nice day. :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

This is probably true..

 

edit:I try to use the rating system for the first time and accidentally give Bean a Neg,lol

 

Sorry 'bout that :angel:

 

LOL YOU BASTARD!!!

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WOW

 

 

MARK MY WORDS

 

 

Feminist Liberal Lawyer Babe will show up, claim the Wife is the victim here, the trial will go on FOR YEARS, we'll all get to watch on tv as this batterd, abused, etc. wife is acquitted ....

 

 

have a nice day. :rolleyes:

 

 

This is probably true..

 

edit:I try to use the rating system for the first time and accidentally give Bean a Neg,lol

 

Sorry 'bout that :angel:

 

rating system eh?

 

i say, +1's all around!!

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While they're probably not releasing the victim's name for privacy reasons, I like to imagine it's because he now has a really coincidentally hilarious one like "Dick Stubbs" or "Peter Zakutov".

 

His wife's name surprisingly wasn't Ivana Kutcherkokoff.

 

 

Poor guy may need the the risky addadictomy surgery that is increasingly popular with the transgenders! They may petition local rabbis for circumcision donor material!

 

 

:lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol:

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Mr. Becker... A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic penis. Mr Becker will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...longer...stronger...thicker..

 

 

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No mercy for her. Criminal AND civil suits. Leave her nothing but the skin she was born in. That woman needs to spend the rest of her life with electrical burn scars on her temples and drooling in a corner.

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this seriously makes me feel sick to my stomach.

 

 

Dude, I just couldn't imagine....

 

I wonder if anybody sales a tactical "Cup"...

 

i agree man, its seriously incomprehendable how low some people are. sounds like they're gonna throw the book at her with all those criminal charges, and she deserves it.

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