SaigaKen 338 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a pack of condoms at the Rexall Drug store.In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for. She was working behind the counter. It was late and the pharmacist had already left. Delores could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I answered honestly, No, not really. So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was. Just a minute, she said, and walked to the door and locked it.Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. Do these excite you? she asked without embarrassment. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth gaping open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.. Well, come on, she said, We don't have much time. So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW! I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. Did you put that condom on correctly? she asked. I said, Sure did, and held up my thumb to show her. She then beat the shit out of me... Women have always been hard for me to figure out. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 ROTFLMAO!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ThirtyAughtSix 101 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 I hope this is a joke and I kind of hope it isn't. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JC GoF 70 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 How do I make mine go KAPOW? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 How do I make mine go KAPOW? :lolol: :lolol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joesmoe 14 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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