IndyArms 10,186 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/?ref=auto Thats pretty radical... I dunno if he will get away with it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 too bad its from the onion. im still trying to find the "bat boy" that was found in a cave that the weekly world news reported a few years back. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yakdung 2,926 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Adding insult to injury. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 I love The Onion. Sometimes I wish it was a real news outlet so I could, as Charlie Chaplin said, laugh in the face of my own helplessness against the forces of nature instead of going insane. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Who needs a carp? http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-zipcarp-service-offers-shortterm-carp-rentals,29494/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mavidal 5 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Well, compared to the lame stream media, the onion is joy to read, at least some of the articles have more truth in them than what you get with the others. :-) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 Just signed up to get MY zipcarp card... Cant wait to get MY carp!!! I can see the headlines now... "BIGGEST CARP IN DERBY WON!" with MY NAME after that!!!! THANKS ZIPCARP!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 http://www.theonion.com/video/a-friends-cancer-good-for-your-health,14131/ this one always cracked me up experiencing how friends acted when I had cancer makes this really funny. or I have a sick sense of humor either way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 (edited) The first Onion articles that made me a fan were "New York to Install Infants-Only dumpsters". http://www.theonion....-dumpsters,847/ and the "Death Star to Open New Daycare Center" http://www.theonion....e-center,19913/ LOL, I really like their "Cheat To Win" Lance Armstrong bracelet in the ad sidebar. Edited September 12, 2012 by BuffetDestroyer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 The onion is truly the LAST great news source for the discerning american!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 they always make me laugh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 I hate it. It's much too hard to differentiate between the Onion and reality these days. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 I hate it. It's much too hard to differentiate between the Onion and reality these days. No, its not... watch them, and then the one with all the SPIN and "oh noez, how HORRIBLE!! " attitudes attributed to it, other than FACTS will most likely be the REAL NEWS. The one you think is just normal UNBIASED REPORTING is probably the ONION!. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mostholycerebus 415 Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Who needs a carp? http://www.theonion....-rentals,29494/ Where can I invest my retirement savings in this exciting, new, guaranteed to succeed startup? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I hate it. It's much too hard to differentiate between the Onion and reality these days. No, its not... watch them, and then the one with all the SPIN and "oh noez, how HORRIBLE!! " attitudes attributed to it, other than FACTS will most likely be the REAL NEWS. The one you think is just normal UNBIASED REPORTING is probably the ONION!. Hmmm, you may have a point there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I hate it. It's much too hard to differentiate between the Onion and reality these days. No, its not... watch them, and then the one with all the SPIN and "oh noez, how HORRIBLE!! " attitudes attributed to it, other than FACTS will most likely be the REAL NEWS. The one you think is just normal UNBIASED REPORTING is probably the ONION!. Hmmm, you may have a point there. Have you EVER watched "inside edition"??? That is the most DISGUSTING, SPIN-over the top, fucked up half hour of television " journalism" I have EVER SEEN! I refuse to watch it!!! It is THAT BAD!!!!! Talk about fear and hate mongering. Making the normal into the WORST possible social faux pas, etc... My room mate had it on yesterday... and I caught a few moments of clip.... but it was about someones baby in a little baby bikini... no different than ANYONE puts on an infant at any swimming pool/beach in the world... and they made it out like it was sexualizing the child! COME ON PEOPLE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!??!?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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