Conscript 99 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 I had to share this one. http://www.myfoxny.com/Story/24406063/man-crashes-into-conn-gas-station-steals-banana Man crashes into Conn. gas station, steals bananaPosted: Jan 09, 2014 7:52 AM PST Updated: Jan 09, 2014 7:54 AM PST Connecticut News NEWINGTON, Conn. (AP) - Call it the case of the banana-eating bandit. Police in Connecticut say they're looking for a man who smashed his vehicle into a gas station in Newington, swiped a banana from a shelf and ate it before leaving early Wednesday morning. Nothing else was taken. The store's surveillance video shows a Ford Freestyle with Connecticut license plates backing repeatedly into the store and breaking the glass doors, which set off the burglar alarm at about 2 a.m. The man was gone before police arrived. Authorities describe him as a black man who was wearing a brown hat, dark jacket and dark pants. Police say the station wagon has damage to the driver's side taillight and rear bumper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine 10,360 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Vitamin deficiency "drove" him to it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 He went bananas. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 That's some serious monkey business. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Talk about going ape shit! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) A black man stealing bananas.....wait for it....wait for it....... Edited January 10, 2014 by Jpanzer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 My best guess - drunk driver with a potassium deficiency. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Venia 249 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 You guys are free comedy, LOL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Did he "peel" out of there? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 This proved to be a fruitful endeavor for him. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 While the humble banana is not, his actions are a forbidden fruit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 I guess that's what you call a banana split. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 Oh yes! We have no bananas! We have no bananas today! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toothandnail 275 Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 Probably just lookin for the plantain-tion 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 You fuckers stole every bit of comedy that came to my mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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