semper299 284 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk Read the customer reviews. Some of them are pretty funny. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squishy 1,149 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Funny stuff, the first review alone got 591 comments...I've been reading Amazon reviews awhile, have never seen anything like this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Squishy 1,149 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Here's another one, read the story and then the first comment, I no shit LOL'd at this; http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/robbery-victim-slapped-in-face-with-penis-576432 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 lmao this one was great "It makes those abused animal commercials with the sarah mclachlan music playing so much sadder when the one-eyed pug is 4 feet tall." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akastormi 617 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 OK Semper, you get a A+1 for finding that gem. Priceless! Squishy....... Gotta award the same A+1. Laughed my balls off...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I needed this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csspecs 1,987 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1391072545&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=banana+slicer Slicing bananas has always been one of those tasks that caused paralyzing fear. I would literally prefer a root canal over slicing one of these evil but delectable fruits. Each time I was faced with the necessity of cutting a banana into perfectly uniformed pieces my heart would begin to race, I'd break out in a cold sweat and begin to get the nervous farts. I sought help from professional therapists but no one could help me. I had resigned myself to a life void of bananas in my cereal. Then it happened. One night I was watching an infomercial and they demonstrated the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought they were playing some sort of sick joke. "Shame on them for getting our hopes up", I thought to myself. But it was TRUE. I immediately ordered a case of these little miracle workers.My life has been transformed since I've discovered the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. No longer do I panic and flatulate at the thought of butchering another banana. From now on people will no longer use the term, "Best thing since sliced bread", when referring to some new invention. They will be saying, "This is the best thing since the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer". Though I'm not sure ANYTHING could ever top that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Seinfeld is always good for a laugh..... Edited January 30, 2014 by Spartacus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Here's another one, read the story and then the first comment, I no shit LOL'd at this; http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/robbery-victim-slapped-in-face-with-penis-576432 "Piss Tool Whipped" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Funniest part..... looking at the 39,999.00+ FREE SHIPPING Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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