Touch My Junk And I'll Have You Arrested

[yakdung 2,926]

I knew when they made the TSA agents government employees after 9/11 we would have the makings of another Post Office on steroids. I ran across this story and thought I would share it. A flying passenger refused to be subjected to groin search when attempting to be screened at the airport. The experience was captured on audio by his cell phone. This really pisses me off to think TSA idiots wield so much power and arrogance. It also looks to me that they are threatening to sue as a result of his refusal. My guess if he had fashioned a diaper on his head he would have probably gotten a pass. This mans experience gives us a unique insight on how well your federal tax dollars are being spent. Risked his flight, hunting trip and subjected himself to a lawsuit to stand his ground.

 

First person blog:

http://johnnyedge.bl...ly-between.html

 

Old media article(s):

http://www.signonsan...using-security/

 

Video(s):

 

Yakdung

Edited November 16, 2010 by yakdung

[Paulyski 2,227]

I would let them do it on a couple of conditions...

 

1-It must be a cute FEMALE...

 

2-No gloves....

 

3-She must be very thorough... Hands down the skivvies style.

 

[Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393]

Been following the stuff surrounding TSA changes on Reddit for a week, many stories flooding in and there are several other ones like the videos posted of people all experiencing the same thing. It's scary, because you wonder how 10 years ago a metal detector is fine, today they need to see my genitals, what's next ten years from now, they need to check my anus and under my tongue? Wish I was joking but it's a serious concern.....

 

Some very disturbing images also are of the ones of the old lady in a wheelchair and the three year old child both receiving the new "invasive pat down" procedure.

[DogMan 2,343]

I would bet money they are developing a machine to sniff body cavities as we speak. Enough is enough. The TSA is depending on the fact that most people will fall in line and submit like sheep going to slaughter. I hope the rebellion continues.

[Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393]

I would bet money they are developing a machine to sniff body cavities as we speak. Enough is enough. The TSA is depending on the fact that most people will fall in line and submit like sheep going to slaughter. I hope the rebellion continues.

 

Exactly. The only reason they changed the pat down procedure last week was because of a growing backlash to the body scanner machines. I think it's very obvious that the pat down procedure is intended to be as public and invasive and embarrassing as possible to intimidate people into going into the scanner machine. They are nothing but thugs and this crap needs to end.

[6500rpm 670]

Maybe a pat down with a "Happy Ending" (Female TSA Only)

Edited November 14, 2010 by 6500rpm

[superA 289]

Drudge report has been all over this as well. I love seeing the people stand against this. It's a start.

[Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393]

I love seeing the people stand against this.

 

I am happy too and hope it continues and more people start waking up. Too many are still going along with it willingly. Thousands of people board airplanes every hour all over the country, and while there are tons of pictures and video of this on the internet, a couple dozen blogs/vids on the internet out of hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of people who walk right through the body scanner or let their crotch be felt up. For every guy that makes a scene probably 10,000 do nothing.

 

TV coverage is also very weak. The story of the three year old being groped by TSA while she screams "STOP TOUCHING ME" hit TV. I was always under the impression that groping someone's screaming crying toddler is pedophilia....I guess having a badge makes that different.

 

The coverage could have been used to generate outrage or bring attention to the injustice but instead the newscaster (who is the father of the victim) instead frames it with some wimpy "we must sacrifice" crap and then ends it not with criticism of the TSA or a call to action but instead preparing people for dealing with it and going along with it. Makes me so pissed. Just goes to show that all TV news is bought and paid for.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCHSGvNwRY

Edited November 14, 2010 by Classy Kalashnikov

[DogMan 2,343]

The TSA supervisor (excuse maker) in that segment said that TSA screeners should employ "games" to get kids to cooperate with being touched. Excuse me, but isn't that what pedophiles do? Do we want to train our kids to cooperate with touching in their private areas as long as it is "fun". I think not. That video was disturbing.

[yakdung 2,926]

I suspected there is a money trail behind this shit. The sheeple fall in line and don't complain and former Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff gets rich. Again it isn't about your safety as most of the idiots have been stopped by ordinary brave citizens. The public needs to really push back on this.

 

http://www.wnd.com/i...w&pageId=227489

 

"A look at OSI Systems, Inc., including its Rapiscan subsidiary identifies Deepak Chopra as the president and CEO. Chopra, individually and through his PAC, has been identified as a significant donor to the Democratic party, including contributions to the campaigns of Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton. It should come as no surprise, then, to learn that he accompanied President Obama and his royal entourage by invitation on his recent trip to India to promote further trade between the two countries. The trip was paid for by U.S. tax dollars."

Source: http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/29959

 

Sorry for the rant and cussing... just makes me mad.

 

Yakdung

Edited November 15, 2010 by yakdung

[DogMan 2,343]

I predict that soon they will try to hide their dirty deeds by making it illegal to record anything inside a screening area. All in the name of "security", of course.

[superA 289]

I suspected there is a money trail behind this shit. The sheeple fall in line and don't complain and former Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff gets rich. Again it isn't about your safety as most of the idiots have been stopped by ordinary brave citizens. The public needs to really push back on this.

 

http://www.wnd.com/i...w&pageId=227489

 

Sorry for the rant and cussing... just makes me mad.

 

Yakdung

 

 

From what I understand the scanning machines had been paid for before the underwear bomber that was the given reason

for needing the scanners. It's always about money and control.

[Paulyski 2,227]

Just wait...

 

Next time you get a shot... You get this, wheather you know it or not...

 

http://www.wholetruthcoalition.org/2009/10/21/hitachi-develops-rfid-powder/

 

Drive under a bridge, or walk by a phone pole with a sensor & they gotch'a...

 

How much would you resist?

To the death?

 

It's not "tin foil hattery" when it's reality.

 

It can be molded into anything, put into paper to track bills or ANYTHING, put into paint, put into food, put anywhere....

 

And here we are talking about someone groping our package...

Edited November 14, 2010 by Paulyski

[chevyman097 2,579]

I have flown, its convenient and quick. But post 911, Ill never fly no matter what. Screw them. Ill take my time and drive, or boat if I have to.

 

I hope the airlines all go belly up honestly.

[Kliegl 304]

Can't work on humans or any animal. If it's small enough to not be noticed,

it will either break down underneath the skin, or sloughs off on the surface.

 

Our skin gets fully replaced within a few weeks, cell by cell, so it can't stay there.

[yakdung 2,926]

I love seeing the people stand against this.

 

I am happy too and hope it continues and more people start waking up. Too many are still going along with it willingly. Thousands of people board airplanes every hour all over the country, and while there are tons of pictures and video of this on the internet, a couple dozen blogs/vids on the internet out of hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of people who walk right through the body scanner or let their crotch be felt up. For every guy that makes a scene probably 10,000 do nothing.

 

TV coverage is also very weak. The story of the three year old being groped by TSA while she screams "STOP TOUCHING ME" hit TV. I was always under the impression that groping someone's screaming crying toddler is pedophilia....I guess having a badge makes that different.

 

The coverage could have been used to generate outrage or bring attention to the injustice but instead the newscaster (who is the father of the victim) instead frames it with some wimpy "we must sacrifice" crap and then ends it not with criticism of the TSA or a call to action but instead preparing people for dealing with it and going along with it. Makes me so pissed. Just goes to show that all TV news is bought and paid for.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4vM6E0OT9Y&feature=player_embedded#at=19

 

 

That fat fuck TSA employee is an idiot in the video. The little girl should have kicked the female screener in the face.

 

 

Yakdung

Edited November 16, 2010 by yakdung

[chevyman097 2,579]

I love seeing the people stand against this.

 

I am happy too and hope it continues and more people start waking up. Too many are still going along with it willingly. Thousands of people board airplanes every hour all over the country, and while there are tons of pictures and video of this on the internet, a couple dozen blogs/vids on the internet out of hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of people who walk right through the body scanner or let their crotch be felt up. For every guy that makes a scene probably 10,000 do nothing.

 

TV coverage is also very weak. The story of the three year old being groped by TSA while she screams "STOP TOUCHING ME" hit TV. I was always under the impression that groping someone's screaming crying toddler is pedophilia....I guess having a badge makes that different.

 

The coverage could have been used to generate outrage or bring attention to the injustice but instead the newscaster (who is the father of the victim) instead frames it with some wimpy "we must sacrifice" crap and then ends it not with criticism of the TSA or a call to action but instead preparing people for dealing with it and going along with it. Makes me so pissed. Just goes to show that all TV news is bought and paid for.

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=2TCHSGvNwRY

 

That fat fuck TSA employee is an idiot in the video. The little girl should have kicked the female screener in the face.

 

Yakdung

 

They probably would have arrested the little girl and charged her with the most ridiculous crimes they can come up with. Its a shame, prolly no telling how many closet pervs work for the tsa just so they can legally grope kids.

[yakdung 2,926]

Looks like Drudge has now tagged this in red and should go viral.

 

Yakdung

[bigsal 757]

I take a photo of my cock and balls BEFORE going to the airport and present it to them at the front of the line. This saves time. I am always happy to receive a "freedom probe" by the TSA... it keeps us safe right?

Edited November 15, 2010 by bigsal

[Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393]

prolly no telling how many closet pervs work for the tsa just so they can legally grope kids.

 

Last week, one of my flying partners (Captain with Skywest) was going through security at DEN with his 18 year daughter. As his daughter approached the detector, the TSO working the NoS said on his headset, "heads up, got a cutie for you."

 

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/travel-safety-security/1147497-tso-saying-heads-up-got-cutie-you.html

[Klassy Kalashnikov 1,393]

I take a photo of my cock and balls BEFORE going to the airport and present it to them at the front of the line. This saves time. I am always happy to receive a "freedom probe" by the TSA... it keeps us safe right?

 

IMO someone needs to wear nothing but a banana hammock and a trench coat. When they get to the screening area, and are asked to step into the scanner, just be like "Nah, I'll save you the trouble" and drop the trench coat.

 

Or, pop a viagra about half hour before you go to the screening area. Refuse scanner, and during the pat down, moan intensely with a huge smile.

 

Or substitute viagra for a nice big salami in your boxers.

 

Oh my god the possibilities are endless.

[superA 289]

I take a photo of my cock and balls BEFORE going to the airport and present it to them at the front of the line. This saves time. I am always happy to receive a "freedom probe" by the TSA... it keeps us safe right?

 

IMO someone needs to wear nothing but a banana hammock and a trench coat. When they get to the screening area, and are asked to step into the scanner, just be like "Nah, I'll save you the trouble" and drop the trench coat.

 

Or, pop a viagra about half hour before you go to the screening area. Refuse scanner, and during the pat down, moan intensely with a huge smile.

 

Or substitute viagra for a nice big salami in your boxers.

 

Oh my god the possibilities are endless.

 

 

 

 

I just got off the phone with my cousin who is flying on Wednesday, told him about the issue. He said he's just going to walk through with a raging boner.

[Vicarious_Lee 84]

Pauly really?

 

Come on, dude. Really?

 

No. Next time you get a shot no one's putting an RFID tracker in it unless some evil corporation wants to data-mine heroin addicts for marketing research purposes.

 

For their disposable income.

 

Dude no.

[chevyman097 2,579]

prolly no telling how many closet pervs work for the tsa just so they can legally grope kids.

 

Last week, one of my flying partners (Captain with Skywest) was going through security at DEN with his 18 year daughter. As his daughter approached the detector, the TSO working the NoS said on his headset, "heads up, got a cutie for you."

 

http://www.flyertalk...-cutie-you.html

 

Disgusting! too bad nothing will happen to them and they will be able to continue this behavior. Because in the name of security they are justified perverts.

[Paulyski 2,227]

Just wait...

 

Next time you get a shot... You get this, wheather you know it or not...

 

http://www.wholetruthcoalition.org/2009/10/21/hitachi-develops-rfid-powder/

 

Drive under a bridge, or walk by a phone pole with a sensor & they gotch'a...

 

How much would you resist?

To the death?

 

It's not "tin foil hattery" when it's reality.

 

It can be molded into anything, put into paper to track bills or ANYTHING, put into paint, put into food, put anywhere....

 

And here we are talking about someone groping our package...

 

Can't work on humans or any animal. If it's small enough to not be noticed,

it will either break down underneath the skin, or sloughs off on the surface.

 

Our skin gets fully replaced within a few weeks, cell by cell, so it can't stay there.

 

 

Pauly really?

 

Come on, dude. Really?

 

No. Next time you get a shot no one's putting an RFID tracker in it unless some evil corporation wants to data-mine heroin addicts for marketing research purposes.

 

For their disposable income.

 

Dude no.

 

You guys can go ahead & tell yourselves that if it makes you feel better...

More power to ya'

 

But there's a reason that it's being engineered to stay put subcutainiously & coated to not dissolve.

 

Yeah...

It was small enough to be embedded into paper years ago when it was like a speck of pepper... Now millions more were spent to make it smaller than the thickness of a human hair.

 

I guess they just like to spend millions of dollars for shits & grins.

Not to mention all the R&D dollars spent to make RFID readers more powerful so they can read form longer distances.

 

Yeah...

Just shits & grins.

Sleep well.

 

I guess I got my answer form you two.

Keep your heads in the sand... It's not so disconcerting down there.

Edited November 15, 2010 by Paulyski

[yakdung 2,926]

Just wait...

 

Next time you get a shot... You get this, wheather you know it or not...

 

http://www.wholetrut...ps-rfid-powder/

 

Drive under a bridge, or walk by a phone pole with a sensor & they gotch'a...

 

How much would you resist?

To the death?

 

It's not "tin foil hattery" when it's reality.

 

It can be molded into anything, put into paper to track bills or ANYTHING, put into paint, put into food, put anywhere....

 

And here we are talking about someone groping our package...

 

Can't work on humans or any animal. If it's small enough to not be noticed,

it will either break down underneath the skin, or sloughs off on the surface.

 

Our skin gets fully replaced within a few weeks, cell by cell, so it can't stay there.

 

 

Pauly really?

 

Come on, dude. Really?

 

No. Next time you get a shot no one's putting an RFID tracker in it unless some evil corporation wants to data-mine heroin addicts for marketing research purposes.

 

For their disposable income.

 

Dude no.

 

You guys can go ahead & tell yourselves that if it makes you feel better...

More power to ya'

 

But there's a reason that it's being engineered to stay put subcutainiously & coated to not dissolve.

 

Yeah...

It was small enough to be embedded into paper years ago when it was like a speck of pepper... Now millions more were spent to make it smaller than the thickness of a human hair.

 

I guess they just like to spend millions of dollars for shits & grins.

Not to mention all the R&D dollars spent to make RFID readers more powerful so they can read form longer distances.

 

Yeah...

Just shits & grins.

Sleep well.

 

I guess I got my answer form you two.

Keep your heads in the sand... It's not so disconcerting down there.

 

I with you man. Nanotubes are here to stay.

 

Yakdung

[beefcakeb99 572]

Just wait...

 

Next time you get a shot... You get this, wheather you know it or not...

 

http://www.wholetruthcoalition.org/2009/10/21/hitachi-develops-rfid-powder/

 

Drive under a bridge, or walk by a phone pole with a sensor & they gotch'a...

 

How much would you resist?

To the death?

 

It's not "tin foil hattery" when it's reality.

 

It can be molded into anything, put into paper to track bills or ANYTHING, put into paint, put into food, put anywhere....

 

And here we are talking about someone groping our package...

 

Can't work on humans or any animal. If it's small enough to not be noticed,

it will either break down underneath the skin, or sloughs off on the surface.

 

Our skin gets fully replaced within a few weeks, cell by cell, so it can't stay there.

 

 

Pauly really?

 

Come on, dude. Really?

 

No. Next time you get a shot no one's putting an RFID tracker in it unless some evil corporation wants to data-mine heroin addicts for marketing research purposes.

 

For their disposable income.

 

Dude no.

 

You guys can go ahead & tell yourselves that if it makes you feel better...

More power to ya'

 

But there's a reason that it's being engineered to stay put subcutainiously & coated to not dissolve.

 

Yeah...

It was small enough to be embedded into paper years ago when it was like a speck of pepper... Now millions more were spent to make it smaller than the thickness of a human hair.

 

I guess they just like to spend millions of dollars for shits & grins.

Not to mention all the R&D dollars spent to make RFID readers more powerful so they can read form longer distances.

 

Yeah...

Just shits & grins.

Sleep well.

 

I guess I got my answer form you two.

Keep your heads in the sand... It's not so disconcerting down there.

Soooo...then I should not be going to get a new tetanus booster ?

[GeorgiaPD 408]

 

 

Soooo...then I should not be going to get a new tetanus booster ?

 

Beef, I think that you should get twenty of them and maybe you will glow in the dark

[Paulyski 2,227]

Soooo...then I should not be going to get a new tetanus booster ?

Ain't it a bitch?

You never know...

 

I got a good way to sell it to the people though if/when implementation starts...

Use fear.

Start out with forcing sex offenders to submit to it.

Then violent offenders...

Then all felons...

 

Now everybody's used to it.

It may take a year or 2...

 

 

Then once people see it's "safe", start combating counterfeiting, crime & ensuring proper taxation by eliminating cash & using it to shift to a completely cashless society. You could use protecting our economy & citizenry as the reasoning behind it.

 

It would make holdups a little harder, right?

 

Oh, hey!!!

But guess what else!

Since nobody's gonna rob you, because they can't get cash...

Then why do you need a gun other than a bolt action hunting rifle???

 

Oh shit!

Crime went through the roof when we took the law abidings guns...

Well, we better keep a data base on where everybody is at all times, so we can backtrack & find who was there...

 

You don't have anything to worry about if your not doing anything wrong...

Or at least just do what we tell you, regardless of of how wrong it is.

[yakdung 2,926]

Looks like this issue has grown some legs. Of the people, by the people, for the people. We are the tax paying customers not sheep.

 

http://www.optoutday.com/

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR5FUzPDhb8&feature=player_embedded#at=144

 

Yakdung

Edited November 16, 2010 by yakdung