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TheDeacon

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  1. Acquired RFB. Range time now!

  2. Why do people start out with "Hi, you have reached [insert name here]" on their voice mail.....I havnt actually reached you...You didnt pick up : /

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Mine's simple "At the tone you know what to do."

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  3. I'm beginning to think that being your own boss is highly overrated.. You can't call in sick, you can't demand a raise, and if you complain about yourself to much you'll get committed..

  4. getting married this weekend.. My brother will be filling the orders until the 20th.

  5. 3gun 3 gun did i mention i have a 3 gnu match today. wish me luck

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Good luck on the match, just be careful not to let the gnu's corner you.

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  6. Anyone work for a bonding company? From what I can see through my job, you basically collect money in exchange for your word that Joe Schmoe will show up for court. Aside from people running, is there a downside to this business? lol

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Picked them up, delivered them for processing, went for the new bond paperwork, dropped new paper and took them back home. Promised them a six on the way home if they were good. Ah the joys of being a bond agent in the deep South.

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  7. Just one of those days when nothing goes right. Everything possible is going wrong trying ot file my taxes...and the list goes on...never been so ready for the day to end.

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Hang in there, Murphy loves ya Man!

  8. Putting an offer in on a house tomorrow. Cash is King, but not to a bank!

  9. I've been falling of the "quit smoking wagon" now for over a year. This ridiculous cold may have just nipped my desire to smoke in the bud. Hey, good can come from bad right?!

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Have you considered an e-cig? It's how I quit finally.

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  10. KAF tomorrow for a CT scan and labwork to find out if I have appendicitis. Just about the shittiest place/time of year for this.

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Good luck, mine was taken out a little too late..Many week$ of ho$pitalization.

  11. Somehow I managed to fill a 1/2 TB drive in two days...

  12. Is there a "Phobia" name for having a fear of an army of reverse engineered alien cyborgs that look like Jimmy Carter who are out to control the world and randomly call my house with an automated female's voice that says "This is not Google, please stay on the line for important information" but it really is and if you listen to the whole message they will control your brain and make you vote democrat? because I totally have it!

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Juggernaut, I do not know what you have been smoking, snorting, shooting or drinking BUT I do know you ain't sharing and that's just not right!

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  13. anyone know what ever happened to the keltec ksg?

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Supposedly out in the first quarter of '12. It's not a Saiga, but still want!

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  14. Literally everyone that came into work last night came in for domestic violence or assault. All "She must not have cooked the turkey right!" jokes aside, it's ridiculous to come to jail for that shit on Thanksgiving night. (Not that's ever "OK", but you get the idea....)

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      And copious quantities of alcohol. Mix in relatives you dislike and voila!

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  15. Some asshole left a two week old puppy in a basket next to my wife's truck, while she was at work and she brought it home. Now I'm the owner of a brand new bastard!!!

    1. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Congratulations! I just ended up with a white kitten about the same way.

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  16. I'm a daddy as of 12:36am this morning.

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