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Status Replies posted by TheDeacon
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Anyone work for a bonding company? From what I can see through my job, you basically collect money in exchange for your word that Joe Schmoe will show up for court. Aside from people running, is there a downside to this business? lol
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Is there a "Phobia" name for having a fear of an army of reverse engineered alien cyborgs that look like Jimmy Carter who are out to control the world and randomly call my house with an automated female's voice that says "This is not Google, please stay on the line for important information" but it really is and if you listen to the whole message they will control your brain and make you vote democrat? because I totally have it!
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Literally everyone that came into work last night came in for domestic violence or assault. All "She must not have cooked the turkey right!" jokes aside, it's ridiculous to come to jail for that shit on Thanksgiving night. (Not that's ever "OK", but you get the idea....)