WHITE 3 GOLF 2 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I don't know how many have watched this movie yet but if you like looking at blue florescent flasid wang then this flick might just be for you. Should make for one hell of a soundtrack, other than that I think this movie sucked Jynormous donkey dick. Just my .02 cents, although the Terminator Salvation preview, Wolverine and Star Trek clips looked bad the fuck ass. By the way I'm not a Treky but it looks like a bad ass movie. Comments welcome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MD_Willington 11 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Uh, okay, he's a nekid dude.. and ?? Sure it was a bit of a sausage fest, but the gratuitous violence and the banging scene even things up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azrial 1,091 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Well it was a great graphic novel, so I am hoping for more then the OP described. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinsen 86 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Like 30 moments of full frontal male nudity, and a side shot of a tit make for a sausage fest indeed. But The Comedian was the best character I've seen in a long time. That guy was awesome! I was cheering for every dick move he pulled. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Racecar_Guy 0 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 If you liked the graphic novel, you'll like the movie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azrial 1,091 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I don't know how many have watched this movie yet but if you like looking at blue florescent flasid wang then this flick might just be for you. ... Comments welcome. So, are you saying that the movie have been better for you if the wang was erect? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wakal 10 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Cue Ron White's theory that everyone is a little gay... Just got back from the theater. Awesome soundtrack, amusing fight scenes, good strong characters...all in all, worth seeing. Some nice side butt to go with the side boob, too. Jupiter is hot Alex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WHITE 3 GOLF 2 Posted March 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Twinsen, got to agree with you. Sausage fest whether it be hard or floppy penis it is still penis. Not enough naked women, cause unlike you Azrial that's what I was going for and side boob and ass just does not cut it for me. If your going to have full frontal nudity on a dude than you better fucking have full nudity on the chicks. Shit I would've liked to see Jupiters old mom naked, come on, shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sidewinderl 43 Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 After watching it, somehow I feel the joke is on me. Sure, there was lots to like, but in the end it wasn't that great. Fans of the graphic novel are the only ones who'll like it, and even then, the writer of Watchmen apparently won't even watch it, so what does that say? The Dr. Manhattan nudity was way overdone...I read Ebert's review and he claimed that it was discreet. Ebert is clearly a crackhead (I'm sure plenty of people already thought that, though). And the ending...come on. All that and that is the best they can come up with with? That's seriously lame. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vultite 57 Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) well I was going to see this movie, maybe I should be a few beers under the table before i attempt? or maybe not, I may yell out something I shouldn't like "Come on buddy!! get that thing crank'n!" Edited March 9, 2009 by Vultite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jswledhed 57 Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) For the fans, what exactly makes a great graphic novel? Is it the artwork, the story, the character development, what? I didn't feel the story was particularly compelling. Netiher did I find the characters very unique. Hell, take away the vigilante aspect of them and the stories of Rorschach, Jupiter, Silk Spectre and the Comedian could have been a Lifetime movie. I didn't think it was a bad movie, but I guess I don't understand the nearly religious devotion some folks seem to have for the movie or the original comic. Edited March 9, 2009 by jswledhed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RalphXL 9 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I didn't think it was a bad movie, but I guess I don't understand the nearly religious devotion some folks seem to have for the movie or the original comic. Maybe they just like limp blue penis. RalphXL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azrial 1,091 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 ....blue florescent flasid wang .... sucked Jynormous donkey dick.... fuck ass. ... bad ass ... You sit through almost three hours of a movie that focuses on the duality of human nature, even in those that we would view as "heroes" and the all you can say about the movie is "Did you see that guy's giant flaccid wang?" Then you come here and try to pretend that "I" am gay? Twinsen, got to agree with you. Sausage fest whether it be hard or floppy penis it is still penis. Not enough naked women, cause unlike you Azrial that's what I was going for and side boob and ass just does not cut it for me. If your going to have full frontal nudity on a dude than you better fucking have full nudity on the chicks. Shit I would've liked to see Jupiters old mom naked, come on, shit. Yeah, the nude chicks, sure.... You might trying picking up a copy of Playboy, Hustler, Jugs, or even National Geographic since the voyeur factor seems to be the primary way in which you rate entertainment. Maybe they just like limp blue penis. RalphXL Or perhaps I am just adult enough to view nudity, partial or full, without having a problem with my eyes locking onto a man's penis and staying glued there through out the movie to the point that I can remember little else, except other nudity... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinsen 86 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Not a penis, a glowing blue penis taking up 3 feet of the screen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WHITE 3 GOLF 2 Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Azrial nice come back, but you know what, fuck the duality of man. Explain to me the duality of man in this fictional horse fart of a movie. Come on "Dick" Nixon. Lost my train of thought, just laughing my ass off about your post Az. Who the hell needs to go buy any of those fuck mags when there is internet porn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wotan1105 7 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Aside from blue dong, the title sequence/opening credits with Dylan playing was awesome. Movie was okay, wasn't bad, wasn't great, wasn't epic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cellsworth 21 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 For the fans, what exactly makes a great graphic novel? Is it the artwork, the story, the character development, what? I didn't feel the story was particularly compelling. Netiher did I find the characters very unique. Hell, take away the vigilante aspect of them and the stories of Rorschach, Jupiter, Silk Spectre and the Comedian could have been a Lifetime movie. I didn't think it was a bad movie, but I guess I don't understand the nearly religious devotion some folks seem to have for the movie or the original comic. The graphic novel was very well-written, and the artwork was good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azrial 1,091 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Azrial nice come back, but you know what, fuck the duality of man. Explain to me the duality of man in this fictional horse fart of a movie. Come on "Dick" Nixon. Lost my train of thought, just laughing my ass off about your post Az. Who the hell needs to go buy any of those fuck mags when there is internet porn. Sorry, just messing with you! Thanks for the review of the movie, but since I have read the novels I am stuck seeing it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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