BronCobraJet 80 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 EARTH DAY! Yayy! How are you all going to celebrate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
t165 30 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm going to take a healthy shit right in the middle of the woods. Thats right...think about it. Many people under thirty only know modern plumbing. They will never experience giving back what one takes form nature. They will never "shit in the woods". Pee doesn't count. Nothing like being in that vulnerable position to get one's head on a swivel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BronCobraJet 80 Posted April 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Well if I had some Al Gore paper targets I would probably help put some lead back into nature from where it came! lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm going to burn tires and cut down trees. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm going to feast on beans and cabbage all day and see if I can out fart a guernsey cow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wotan1105 7 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Earth Day makes me think of one thing... You know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why, because we've got the bombs, thats why 2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QQNYWFdWRk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
armorshrike 1 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 That video was hilarious Wotan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wotan1105 7 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Not a prob, Denis Leary is my Irish American hero. Every single one of his songs are great, here's another classic.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ThH_jrdL8 Forward ahead to 1:15 to 1:20 the Kennedys song.. "And I drink... and I drive.. I'm the only one in my car who gets out alive!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wotan1105 7 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Ahhh Earth Day, who do we have to thank for Earth Day might you ask? This guy for one... Ira Einhorn was arrested for murder March 28, 1979, the day the Three Mile Island nuclear plant accident occurred. Ira Einhorn, environmentalist, was charged with murder during the same period as one of the greatest environmental accidents in United States history. But the real irony is that more people died in the apartment of Ira Einhorn, co-founder of Earth Day than at Three Mile Island. The environmentalist killed more people than the so-called environmental disaster. Happy Earth Day. And the real kicker, guess who the lawyer was who got Ira bail so he could flee to France, didn't get convicted until 2001.... Why that would be our friend Arlen Specter! http://www.thebulletin.us/articles/2009/04...b3868756314.txt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dj_tj_90 60 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 It's true that today is Earth day, so I am going to follow Glenn Beck's advice by cutting down a tree with a chainsaw, leaving all the lights and water on, and anything else that would piss off an environmentalist. Then I will tune in at 5 to celebrate what he refers to as "the most useless day of the year" But does anyone know what tomorrow is? Tomorrow is one of my favorite holidays April 23 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty 4 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 The Earth has gotten soft lately, we need to smack it around......Learn to swim and eat rocks! Best advice I've heard today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wotan1105 7 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 It's true that today is Earth day, so I am going to follow Glenn Beck's advice by cutting down a tree with a chainsaw, leaving all the lights and water on, and anything else that would piss off an environmentalist. Then I will tune in at 5 to celebrate what he refers to as "the most useless day of the year" But does anyone know what tomorrow is? Tomorrow is one of my favorite holidays April 23 LOL GREAT VID! Going to find some ducks and oil right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gman AZ 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I sat in my fullsize Ford van and ate my chick-filet samwich with the AC on and the windows rolled down. Just another day for me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superA 289 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I mowed some grass and got a dog! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shep 0 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I went to work and ignored it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WardenWolf 6 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I turned the air conditioning down a degree. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I love that video - thanks. Like Wotan said, I think I'll go pour my used airplane oil on a baby duck. It's a really bad day to be a duck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bean.223 365 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Noticed my muffler was broke............SO I BROKE IT MORE!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I drove an hour and a half 1 way to pick up a $5 item, shot a groundhog and destroyed a beer can so it can't be recycled I have the asshole song memorized i'm just waiting for the big brown baby seal eyes for headlights to come in for my car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Gman AZ 0 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 You people are great Americans. I salute you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wotan1105 7 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Happy FUCK The Earth Day everybody, eat some rocks already, and learn to swim. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dj_tj_90 60 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 HAPPY FUCK THE EARTH DAY! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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