KTM 72 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 This is some AK files type bullshit. Jump on the bandwagon and bash on someone, fucking childish shit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 I would say AK-49's new avatar is a bit over the top. Otherwise....? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maknwar 33 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) AK-49 welcome to the forum. Also, the topic was just as funny as me face fucking your mother. Carry on you sick bastards. Edited June 6, 2014 by Maknwar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 WTF, we all need a chuckle now and then! Carry on AK-49! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 This is some AK files type bullshit. Jump on the bandwagon and bash on someone, fucking childish shit I could be waaaayyyy off base here, but I would venture to say that folks on a GUN FORUM, who have been ripped off, fucked over, and fucked around for as long as this has gone on.....proly don't have much tolerance for fucked up childish ass jokes about them taking it in the ass, especially from a jerkoff new guy. But then I'm just a dick with a bad attitude who's opinion means nothing at all....carry on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) Seems like a good spot for this.... Edited June 6, 2014 by Spartacus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Hopkins 1,065 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) i should replace my stock (Tapco T6) with something that does not collapse, as the heavy recoil will eventually take its toll on it. My stock seems solid, and i have seen plenty of Saigas with collapsible stocks, has anyone ever had their's break? I have never heard or read about any collapsible stock breaking. so what if it does? you just go and buy another stock that isn't collapsible. I'm sure you'll get your money worth from that stock before it breaks, if it breaks And finally, as i am new here and the tradition here is for members to post pictures of scantily clad/naked cunts in such a topic, could i request skinnier-then-normal women dressed in black leather/spandex? That would fucking rock. Thanks guys. fuck, you're on the internet, it's not like there is a shortage of scantily clad or naked women on the net. I bet you can also find sex videos as well, so I've been told. Edited June 6, 2014 by Matthew Hopkins 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Seems like a good spot for this.... Actually a" FUCK YOU PAULY" works too...... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AK-49 3 Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 fuck, you're on the internet, it's not like there is a shortage of scantily clad or naked women on the net. I bet you can also find sex videos as well, so I've been told. Story time. A few weeks ago, my brother was being deployed overseas, and he forgot his uniform bag. So it was up to me to get this bag up to Anchorage, unfortunately i couldnt just send the bag up unattended on a flight, so i had to buy a ticket and fly up there myself. After making it to the airport (after a delay by going the opposite way from the airport to pick up some booze beforehand which almost caused me to miss the flight, combined with some difficulty paying for temporary parking...), i finally entered the airplane. As soon as the airplane got on the runway and ran up the engines, i pulled out a 25oz bud light and cracked it open (i timed it with the takeoff run to mask the sound of the can opening). About 10 minutes into the flight, the can goes inverted (empty), 10 seconds after this, the flight attendant gets on the intercom and announces, "Just as a reminder, there are to be no alcoholic beverages consumed on this flight". Bitch, i am assisting a US Marine, cut me some fucking slack. (oh, but the fucking airline does serve alcohol, just not on a short flight like mine, fucking cunts) So, i get to the airport, and then off to the hotel, which is why i bought the booze i did as i was not going to be able to go to sleep at midnight and wake up at 5am, let alone have to ride back down from Anchorage in a 3 hour drive with my parents, i was fucking dreading this. So we (they) get settled into the room, and i go out into the hallways hoping to find some way to entertain myself for the next 5 hours, with a 25oz bud light in each pocket and a 16oz plastic bottle i filled up with wine when i was at my parents house to grab the bag. I wander around for a bit, and lucky me, there is a computer in the lobby. This is not my computer, therefore i do not give two shits or a fuck if it picks up a virus. So i access the PC, use the internet, type in a porn site, and go to it...or so i had hoped. This PC has a fucking filter on it. This filter is bypassed in 30 seconds, using a technique i learned a decade ago in high school: proxy sites. One hurdle cleared, there is another slight concern, initially: at 4 o'clock and 10 yards away, sits an asian man in his 50's, conducting some sort of buisness on his PC. He doesnt have a direct line of sight on me but if he did so much as turn his head right, he could see what i was up to. Then again, after observing him for a few minutes, my observations confirmed my stereotypes: he is asian, he is 110% focused on his work with zen-like patience, and his suzuki samurai code of honor means that he is not someone who would rat me out to the hotel lobby clerk. Even so, i still had another window open, this one with truck parts, in case someone was coming from behind or from the hallway stairs to my right, a quick alt-tab and nothing to see here... I spent most of my time on redtube. At 2:30am, i took a break (was automatically logged off due to using the PC for more then a half hour for the 3rd time), walked around while i drank another beer, and came right back to the PC, and watched porn all fucking night. The asian man was gone, and only once that night did someone walk by me, luckily i was on my "truck parts" webpage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 How in the world did you smuggle beer (obviously large quantities) on to a plane? I can't even carry a bottle of water into the terminal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AK-49 3 Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 How in the world did you smuggle beer (obviously large quantities) on to a plane? I can't even carry a bottle of water into the terminal. In my backpack. It was a local flight, no checkpoint, no TSA cocksuckers to have to deal with. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Hopkins 1,065 Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) Story time. A few weeks ago YADDA, YADDA, YADDA your profile you say you're a male, I find that hard to believe, you're definitely missing the Y chromosome, you sound just like a woman going on and on with a worthless diatribe that makes no sense and doesn't even fit in the discussion. you might be more comfortable going to the Dr. Phil forum or the Oprah forum then here. Edited June 7, 2014 by Matthew Hopkins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 fuck, you're on the internet, it's not like there is a shortage of scantily clad or naked women on the net. I bet you can also find sex videos as well, so I've been told. Story time. A few weeks ago, my brother was being deployed overseas, and he forgot his uniform bag. So it was up to me to get this bag up to Anchorage, unfortunately i couldnt just send the bag up unattended on a flight, so i had to buy a ticket and fly up there myself. After making it to the airport (after a delay by going the opposite way from the airport to pick up some booze beforehand which almost caused me to miss the flight, combined with some difficulty paying for temporary parking...), i finally entered the airplane. As soon as the airplane got on the runway and ran up the engines, i pulled out a 25oz bud light and cracked it open (i timed it with the takeoff run to mask the sound of the can opening). About 10 minutes into the flight, the can goes inverted (empty), 10 seconds after this, the flight attendant gets on the intercom and announces, "Just as a reminder, there are to be no alcoholic beverages consumed on this flight". Bitch, i am assisting a US Marine, cut me some fucking slack. (oh, but the fucking airline does serve alcohol, just not on a short flight like mine, fucking cunts) So, i get to the airport, and then off to the hotel, which is why i bought the booze i did as i was not going to be able to go to sleep at midnight and wake up at 5am, let alone have to ride back down from Anchorage in a 3 hour drive with my parents, i was fucking dreading this. So we (they) get settled into the room, and i go out into the hallways hoping to find some way to entertain myself for the next 5 hours, with a 25oz bud light in each pocket and a 16oz plastic bottle i filled up with wine when i was at my parents house to grab the bag. I wander around for a bit, and lucky me, there is a computer in the lobby. This is not my computer, therefore i do not give two shits or a fuck if it picks up a virus. So i access the PC, use the internet, type in a porn site, and go to it...or so i had hoped. This PC has a fucking filter on it. This filter is bypassed in 30 seconds, using a technique i learned a decade ago in high school: proxy sites. One hurdle cleared, there is another slight concern, initially: at 4 o'clock and 10 yards away, sits an asian man in his 50's, conducting some sort of buisness on his PC. He doesnt have a direct line of sight on me but if he did so much as turn his head right, he could see what i was up to. Then again, after observing him for a few minutes, my observations confirmed my stereotypes: he is asian, he is 110% focused on his work with zen-like patience, and his suzuki samurai code of honor means that he is not someone who would rat me out to the hotel lobby clerk. Even so, i still had another window open, this one with truck parts, in case someone was coming from behind or from the hallway stairs to my right, a quick alt-tab and nothing to see here... I spent most of my time on redtube. At 2:30am, i took a break (was automatically logged off due to using the PC for more then a half hour for the 3rd time), walked around while i drank another beer, and came right back to the PC, and watched porn all fucking night. The asian man was gone, and only once that night did someone walk by me, luckily i was on my "truck parts" webpage. how old are you again? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra1 391 Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 This was a little amusing, maybe even entertaining at first... but now it just got fucking stupid. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 This is some AK files type bullshit. Jump on the bandwagon and bash on someone, fucking childish shit I could be waaaayyyy off base here, but I would venture to say that folks on a GUN FORUM, who have been ripped off, fucked over, and fucked around for as long as this has gone on.....proly don't have much tolerance for fucked up childish ass jokes about them taking it in the ass, especially from a jerkoff new guy. But then I'm just a dick with a bad attitude who's opinion means nothing at all....carry on I concur. Nothing but a bunch of troll bull shit. I stand my my original comment. The the OP can feel free to eat a dick at any time. fuck, you're on the internet, it's not like there is a shortage of scantily clad or naked women on the net. I bet you can also find sex videos as well, so I've been told. Story time. A few weeks ago, my brother was being deployed overseas, and he forgot his uniform bag. So it was up to me to get this bag up to Anchorage, unfortunately i couldnt just send the bag up unattended on a flight, so i had to buy a ticket and fly up there myself. After making it to the airport (after a delay by going the opposite way from the airport to pick up some booze beforehand which almost caused me to miss the flight, combined with some difficulty paying for temporary parking...), i finally entered the airplane. As soon as the airplane got on the runway and ran up the engines, i pulled out a 25oz bud light and cracked it open (i timed it with the takeoff run to mask the sound of the can opening). About 10 minutes into the flight, the can goes inverted (empty), 10 seconds after this, the flight attendant gets on the intercom and announces, "Just as a reminder, there are to be no alcoholic beverages consumed on this flight". Bitch, i am assisting a US Marine, cut me some fucking slack. (oh, but the fucking airline does serve alcohol, just not on a short flight like mine, fucking cunts) So, i get to the airport, and then off to the hotel, which is why i bought the booze i did as i was not going to be able to go to sleep at midnight and wake up at 5am, let alone have to ride back down from Anchorage in a 3 hour drive with my parents, i was fucking dreading this. So we (they) get settled into the room, and i go out into the hallways hoping to find some way to entertain myself for the next 5 hours, with a 25oz bud light in each pocket and a 16oz plastic bottle i filled up with wine when i was at my parents house to grab the bag. I wander around for a bit, and lucky me, there is a computer in the lobby. This is not my computer, therefore i do not give two shits or a fuck if it picks up a virus. So i access the PC, use the internet, type in a porn site, and go to it...or so i had hoped. This PC has a fucking filter on it. This filter is bypassed in 30 seconds, using a technique i learned a decade ago in high school: proxy sites. One hurdle cleared, there is another slight concern, initially: at 4 o'clock and 10 yards away, sits an asian man in his 50's, conducting some sort of buisness on his PC. He doesnt have a direct line of sight on me but if he did so much as turn his head right, he could see what i was up to. Then again, after observing him for a few minutes, my observations confirmed my stereotypes: he is asian, he is 110% focused on his work with zen-like patience, and his suzuki samurai code of honor means that he is not someone who would rat me out to the hotel lobby clerk. Even so, i still had another window open, this one with truck parts, in case someone was coming from behind or from the hallway stairs to my right, a quick alt-tab and nothing to see here... I spent most of my time on redtube. At 2:30am, i took a break (was automatically logged off due to using the PC for more then a half hour for the 3rd time), walked around while i drank another beer, and came right back to the PC, and watched porn all fucking night. The asian man was gone, and only once that night did someone walk by me, luckily i was on my "truck parts" webpage. Hopefully I'll be as cool as you when I grow up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Scumbag from post #1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerry52 893 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I told myself "do not post on this subject" I have no Idea what is going on! so Welcome ,I think! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I told myself "do not post on this subject" I have no Idea what is going on! so Welcome ,I think! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerry52 893 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I think Your right John. However people on some forums call others trolls just because of a non popular view. This has happened to me. But here they are tolerated to a great length.. I am not sure of what 49 is but his story was teen like. Oh well just when you thought it was safe to go into the jungle the coconuts fall from the trees Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I think Your right John. However people on some forums call others trolls just because of a non popular view. This has happened to me. But here they are tolerated to a great length.. I am not sure of what 49 is but his story was teen like. Oh well just when you thought it was safe to go into the jungle the coconuts fall from the trees I get it Jerry. I just think this dude is either 15 years old or a real dick head. Either way, I don't see him being around long. If you read his retarded diatribe, he said that he watched porn for 2 1/2 hours in a hotel lobby. I know this story is BS cuz after 2 1/2 minutes of watching porn I NEED to run for the bathroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerry52 893 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 John ! No pictures! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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