XD45 7,124 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 http://www.polygon.com/2015/2/1/7960307/fourth-grader-suspended-lord-of-the-rings But wait till you read his list of previous crimes! Besides being suspended for claiming a ring was magic, he was suspended for calling a black student black, and also for having a drawing of a pregnant woman. This kid is clearly so dangerous that he can't be allowed to walk the street with normal people... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Pussification. Clearly setting an example for other would be threats. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Thank God he didn't point his finger in the shape of a gun when he showed him the ring. They would have called a swat team in to take him out. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SGL 530 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Not sure there is a word for this level of "there has got to be more to this" ... gotta be one though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 this has to be some kind of "pull my finger" joke that went bad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SmilinEd 364 Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Principle is a bitch.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneak 81 Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 I love the dad's response. He doesn't have those powers, and if he did, I'm sure he'd bring him back. Awesome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 The school system is probably just pissed that the kid twisted the ring and everyone who was in the teachers lounge at the time didn't magically appear at the local Burger King. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 The though police don't wear badges, that doesn't mean they aren't real and aren't after your children. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) I remember when I was in first grade I got in trouble for drawing "boobies" and was nearly suspended from elementary school. This was back in the 80's but just goes to show that teachers in general are pussies. BTW, I wasn't drawing a woman I drew a very badly drawn Hulk Hogan as we were instructed to draw something we liked and I was a fan of wrestling at the time..... Edited February 5, 2015 by VR6Shooter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uzitiger 193 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I remember when I was in first grade I got in trouble for drawing "boobies" and was nearly suspended from elementary school. This was back in the 80's but just goes to show that teachers in general are pussies. BTW, I wasn't drawing a woman I drew a very badly drawn Hulk Hogan as we were instructed to draw something we liked and I was a fan of wrestling at the time..... I remember one of my classmates drawing a pair of breasts which he disguised as a basset hound which pissed thethe teacher. Another boy drew a cursive W to look like a girl's ass. This was in the late 60s when that was frowned upon. I think that teacher needed a good hard dick to calm her down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 In high school, I took my dad's truck to school once with all kinds of weapons and ammo in it. Turned out that day the dog was on campus. So I walked up to the head of security and told him the truck was full of my dad's stuff. The guy looked at me and said, "ok we know your dad is a fed". That was it. Nothing else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 The school system is probably just pissed that the kid twisted the ring and everyone who was in the teachers lounge at the time didn't magically appear at the local Burger King. No mention of the dickhead shaped head on that BK King pic? You're slipping Gaddis! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 No mention of the dickhead shaped head on that BK King pic? You're slipping Gaddis! Naw, I was too busy groovin' to the BK tune. Besides, I got three warning points anyway. Don't want to push things. Good catch though. No fromunda cheese on the BK menu with a unsheathed jimmy cap. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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