Bayoupiper 738 Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I had a good friend once that is now living in a bunker in Missouri because he believes that the Pope is in commmunication with space aliens. I thought he had flipped..... Now I'm not so sure.... VATICAN CITY (AP) - The Vatican's chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God. The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones. In an interview published Tuesday by Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes says that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures. The interview was headlined "The extraterrestrial is my brother." Funes said that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 God created aliens? Hmmmm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 I always thought God created EVERYTHING... The heavens, the Earth... Aliens too, why not? I mean THINK ABOUT IT... God created the democrats! :unsure: OH... WAIT... and here all along I thought God was PERFECT?!?!?!? :unsure: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bean.223 365 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 God created Aliens and zombies for us to shoot.....right?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Racer 27 37 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 God created Aliens and zombies for us to shoot.....right?? You need to watch some new Alien movies. Go to Skin a max late at night and tell me why you would want to shoot those beauties that are just trying to repopulate there dying planet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltham_41 52 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 What if God is at one of the alien planets, and we are the aliens that are part of Gods creation? Would explain why we havent seen him around in a while Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 What if God is at one of the alien planets, and we are the aliens that are part of Gods creation? Would explain why we havent seen him around in a while That's the kinda shit that makes people think they're nuts when you tell them to think about it . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted May 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 You need to watch some new Alien movies. Go to Skin a max late at night and tell me why you would want to shoot those beauties that are just trying to repopulate there dying planet. You have to be extremely careful with those types because most of the are either lesbians or ninjas! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILLIEVEE 15 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 I want a bunker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
engbob 0 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I want some Lesbians Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I want some Lesbian Ninjas! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltham_41 52 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I want some Lesbian Ninjas! Another term for Lesbian Ninjas........... Nighttime nutcrackers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dayanx 1 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 no no no, in staying with their stance on undocumented workers, the Vatican has stated they are talking about ILLEGAL aliens Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Loki 0 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs" UHF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I want some Lesbian Ninjas! Another term for Lesbian Ninjas........... Nighttime nutcrackers. "Your long staff skills are weak, Grasshopper." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nsa400 11 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Ok is this planet (X NIBIRU) shit real or do to many people have to much time on thier hads? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87X50OF6hOA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILLIEVEE 15 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 I want some undocumented alien lesbian nazi ninja hookers from x nibiru in my bunker under the Vatican no later than December 21, 2012. BYOB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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