David Mark 2,452 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Here's a short list off the top of my head: Global Warming Green Gay Progressive Fairness Multicultural Can't Fetus Gun control gender (instead of sex) wing-nut far right - WTF is "far" right? molestor - instead of "raper" Manmade contingency - instead of TERRORIST ACT Equality 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulyski 2,227 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Bounce, You left out "Politically Correct". It is an oxymoron. Politically, you must avoid/omit the truth, or state things that are untrue, in order to be "correct". It's insanity. How are we to get on the right path, if we avoid being truthful about what's wrong? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TonyRumore 1,332 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Comfort Food Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Bounce, You left out "Politically Correct". It is an oxymoron. Politically, you must avoid/omit the truth, or state things that are untrue, in order to be "correct". It's insanity. How are we to get on the right path, if we avoid being truthful about what's wrong? Excellent point. I have a couple more that are commonly heard when you point out what total disasters liberal policies create: At least they're TRYING. At least they CARE. In the first place, politicians don't really do EITHER of those things, but secondly, trying and caring count for SHIT when the RESULTS suck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Here's a short list off the top of my head: Global Warming Green Gay Progressive Fairness Multicultural Can't Fetus Gun control gender (instead of sex) wing-nut far right - WTF is "far" right? molestor - instead of "raper" Manmade contingency - instead of TERRORIST ACT Equality Come on Bounce. This is an invitation to rant. Give us some reasons for you choices. Let fly my friend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Here's another: Spin What that really means is DAMNED LIE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 (edited) Here's a short list off the top of my head: Global Warming Green Gay Progressive Fairness Multicultural Can't Fetus Gun control gender (instead of sex) wing-nut far right - WTF is "far" right? molestor - instead of "raper" Manmade contingency - instead of TERRORIST ACT Equality Come on Bounce. This is an invitation to rant. Give us some reasons for you choices. Let fly my friend. OK. The problem is I could spend all day on this, but I'll make it short and quick: The basic problem is that none of these are true or reflect reality. Global Warming The earth isn't getting hotter. But in any case, we don't have the power to fuck this planet up. Green This is code for KILL CAPITALISM. Oil is the life-blood of our economy. Green means don't use oil. Gay Gay means happy or content, not "I SMOKE BONE." Progressive Political code for choosing policies that are regressive and have failed each and every time they've been tried. Fairness Penalize the achievers. Multicultural Means white people suck. Can't There is NOTHING you "can't" do. The hard part is deciding you're going to do it. Fetus Code for a baby isn't a "baby." Gun control I don't really have to explain this one, do I? gender (instead of sex) A needless word. What they mean is SEX! wing-nut Liberal word used in an effort to create a mental template whereby anything a conservative says is automatically considered "nutty." This prevents them from having to answer the point in real terms. far right - WTF is "far" right? These last three speak for themselves. molestor - instead of "raper" Manmade contingency - instead of TERRORIST ACT Edited December 15, 2009 by Bounce12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 (edited) Oh yeah, "Politically correct." This means lie your ass off and say shit that is absolutely INCORRECT so you can feel good and help others to feel good about the twilight zone world they're living in. Edited December 15, 2009 by Bounce12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Comfort Food Interesting choice Tony. Care to elaborate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Here's a short list off the top of my head: Global Warming Green Gay Progressive Fairness Multicultural Can't Fetus Gun control gender (instead of sex) wing-nut far right - WTF is "far" right? molestor - instead of "raper" Manmade contingency - instead of TERRORIST ACT Equality Come on Bounce. This is an invitation to rant. Give us some reasons for you choices. Let fly my friend. OK. The problem is I could spend all day on this, but I'll make it short and quick: The basic problem is that none of these are true or reflect reality. Global Warming The earth isn't getting hotter. But in any case, we don't have the power to fuck this planet up. Green This is code for KILL CAPITALISM. Oil is the life-blood of our economy. Green means don't use oil. Gay Gay means happy or content, not "I SMOKE BONE." Progressive Political code for choosing policies that are regressive and have failed each and every time they've been tried. Fairness Penalize the achievers. Multicultural Means white people suck. Can't There is NOTHING you "can't" do. The hard part is deciding you're going to do it. Fetus Code for a baby isn't a "baby." Gun control I don't really have to explain this one, do I? gender (instead of sex) A needless word. What they mean is SEX! wing-nut Liberal word used in an effort to create a mental template whereby anything a conservative says is automatically considered "nutty." This prevents them from having to answer the point in real terms. far right - WTF is "far" right? These last three speak for themselves. molestor - instead of "raper" Manmade contingency - instead of TERRORIST ACT Bravo and well said. Don't you feel a little bit better now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Bounce, You left out "Politically Correct". It is an oxymoron. Politically, you must avoid/omit the truth, or state things that are untrue, in order to be "correct". It's insanity. How are we to get on the right path, if we avoid being truthful about what's wrong? That was my second choice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Bravo and well said. Don't you feel a little bit better now LOL Yeah, actually I do. Thanks for the good post. I needed that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 (edited) I guess I should reflect on GUN CONTROL. What that means is our second amendment rights aren't really our RIGHTS. What it means is guns by their very nature cause people to die and therefore should be controlled. It's insane. Guns shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence with "control." Guns are CRIME CONTROL and LIBERTY PROTECTION devices. The term gun control pisses me the fuck off. Edited December 15, 2009 by Bounce12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Remember when everyone was saying "do what now?" . I hated that then, and still hate it today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 (edited) Carbon footprint: This means, you exhale poisous gas and are killing our good Mother Earth. It's only FAIR that you PAY for your unreasonably luxurious lifestyle. You're nothing but a dangerous form of bacteria upon our Mother Earth. Give us all your money you filthy fucking sinner! Edited December 15, 2009 by Bounce12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Economic stimulus package: This means to print money today, use it as a democrat political slush fund and then hand the bill to our kids and grandkids. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Economic stimulus package: This means to print money today, use it as a democrat political slush fund and then hand the bill to our kids and grandkids. Kind of cathartic isn't it brother Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Economic stimulus package: This means to print money today, use it as a democrat political slush fund and then hand the bill to our kids and grandkids. Kind of cathartic isn't it brother It works as good as a stool softener. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 I showed up late, you guys got most of the good ones. 1. Ebonics = Illiterate street trash. Don't 'aks' me a question, 'ASK' me a damn question! 'bling-bling' makes me want to punch you in the throat! "know what I'm sayin" and so on. I could go all day on that crap! 2. 'Family' when used as a sales pitch, i.e. "your family store" and so on. It's a weak attempt to fake high moral standing for profit. Be honest and say "give us your money instead of those other guys". I freakin' hate that one! 'Extreme' also sucks. "extreme cola, candy, etc." 3. "The American people". This one always sounds like the person saying it holds themselves above the rest of us. Why not say "we or my fellow Americans". Might just be me. 4. Last but not least "President Barrack Obama" and "speaker Nancy polosi" Those two makes my skin crawl!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Carbon footprint: This means, you exhale poisous gas and are killing our good Mother Earth. It's only FAIR that you PAY for your unreasonably luxurious lifestyle. You're nothing but a dangerous form of bacteria upon our Mother Earth. Give us all your money you filthy fucking sinner! Got ya Covered!!!! © Juggernaut Graphics And my personal Fave... Social Justice...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gothmog 24 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 reed, read, red, and read Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sidewinderl 43 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 "Metrosexual" ....a real metrosexual would be Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business lol In addition to Bounce12's "Global Warming" there's also "climate change". Liberal media and politicians hardly ever bother to say "man-made"...they just refer to it as climate change. "-American" (African-American being the most dubious that I can think of)...at my church they did a prayer wall thing where the kids would write a prayer and pin it to the wall for everybody to see. One kid's prayer was for all the starving African-American children. That is what our society is teaching our children...it doesn't matter where they're from...if they're black, they're African-American. "I could care less." You COULDN'T care less, you %#$!@$ idiot. "Homophobe"...nothing more than a condescending liberal catchphrase (you have to turn to name-calling when you don't have a real argument). If you jump up on your chair and start screaming like a little girl when a gay guy walks by, then you might actually be a homophobe, but obviously that doesn't account for it's actual usage. bi/a/homosexual (as applied to people), and my favorite: bi-curious. People are sexual, period. It's like saying "I screw corpses, because I'm a necrosexual." If you actually are any one of these -sexuals then that is because it's the way you actually reproduce (hint: the one that applies to humans is the one that begins with 'h' and ends with 'eterosexual'). If you feel you have to justify what you're doing by giving it a more PC name, then it stands to reason what you're doing is wrong. "I'm sure you're a nice guy, but..." ...yeah, and I'm sure she's not a total bitch. "Assault weapon"...nuff said. Also "service rifle" "Open-minded"... People who feel the need to proclaim themselves as open-minded are more often than not totally closed-minded to beliefs that aren't their own...what they're really saying is that they have liberal beliefs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vbrtrmn 167 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 I've always enjoyed the fact that most people who claim to be Liberal don't actually know what "liberal policy" really means. Elementary spelling and grammar by adults, including, but not limited to: you're / your its / it's alot - sorry this word still doesn't exist Christians and Catholics who don't understand the basic teachings of Jesus Christ. This goes especially for the douche bags who wave banners of hate. People who are their group's own stereo type. That's the short list for today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Carbon footprint: This means, you exhale poisous gas and are killing our good Mother Earth. It's only FAIR that you PAY for your unreasonably luxurious lifestyle. You're nothing but a dangerous form of bacteria upon our Mother Earth. Give us all your money you filthy fucking sinner! Got ya Covered!!!! © Juggernaut Graphics And my personal Fave... Social Justice...... Exactly! Well said! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azrial 1,091 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 "Happy Winter Holidays!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 "Happy Winter Holidays!" Good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MCASgt New River 10,036 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Yes Azrial, I agree completely....IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS!! If the name offends you because it has Christ in it then celebrate another holiday. Another that chaps my hide....when people describe going from one side of the street to another I often hear "Lets go ACROST the street." THERE IS NO FREAKING "T" IN ACROSS!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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