NedPepper 0 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Ye-Ha...go 1st. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 uhhh.... huh???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Duh Whaa? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
acetomatoco 0 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 geeete yet????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Fixin-ta! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 If your front lawn looks like you're havin' a yard sale 24/7 then ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
onionhead 0 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 mow your lawn and find a car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NedPepper 0 Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Walk out onto your porch to get a beer outta the frige. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Walk out back to pee, and the line at the tree is three brothers and four cousin's long! G O B Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pedal2alloy 206 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 If your house has mud flaps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris410 0 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 ...if you buy your sister something for mother's day. a-yes-sah (maine hillbilly for "Oh yes sir") Quote Link to post Share on other sites
acetomatoco 0 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 I was waiting to see if someone would cross that sister line.I guess its open season now. WARNING: AUTHOR DOES NOT CONDONE ACTIVITY LISTED BELOW If your sister's kids call you Dad. EEK,ICK NOTE: Using birth control, does not make it OK to do either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ivrfrkbrd 0 Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 When your riding lawnmower has four legs and needs a saddle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
atnolan03 0 Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 (edited) you make a base ball tee for your son outa a tree branch and a peice of plywood and duck tape I done that one Edited May 8, 2005 by atnolan03 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarLynx 0 Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 When your riding lawnmower has four legs and needs a saddle. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey..hey!!..Don't knock it till ya tried it!!...How many lawn mowers ya seen that fertilizes & mows @ the same time??...Sure hope none of my horses read this...you'll cause em to maybe go on a strike or somethin'!!... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Okay-- When you have to ask the judge to find out if after the divorce you are still sister and brother.... G O B Quote Link to post Share on other sites
acetomatoco 0 Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 ......If your dishes are dirty and piling up,Your grass is not cut and is 8 inches tall. All because your dishwasher and lawnmower went out of town to go see her mother. owwwwwwww Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Griz 1 Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Y'know if'n y'all a redneck 01. when you light up in the bathroom and the explosion knocks the house off the wheels 02. You think Oral Contraceptive is that new Bappis' minister in the next holler 03. You jes' know that Sherlock Holmes is that new housing development near Wachahatchie parrish HEP ME!! HEP ME!! I cain't stop!!! 04. when the trooper pulls you over and asks if you have any I.D. and you answer 'bout what??" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kmoore 3 Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Your walk your son to school everyday, cuz you are in the same grade Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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