ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''''Yes, I remember him as a baby'' says the other mother cheerfully."He's a martyr now though" the mother confides."Oh, so sad dear'' says the other.''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''''He's a martyr too'' says the mother quietly.''Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other.''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers."Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school''''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . ."They blow up so fast, don't they?" 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartbreaker 1,085 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 I think my brain just aneurysmed. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 To good not to share. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 They ALL need to "martyr". MOAB carpet bombing anyone? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
saltydecimator 482 Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Oh that's funny right there 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sjgusmc21 850 Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 I sent this to many friends! Thank you! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted December 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Glad y'all got a giggle outta it, I know I did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Its quite funny But its also kind of sickening, as it is the reality of islam. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vulcan16 971 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Beware of Muslim women who want you to baby sit, and say "it might be a while...". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 link failed From Mars attacks "we come in peace as they are blasting everyone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
U.S. Pratorean 1,234 Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Taken from another site. Muzzie family moves to Ireland. "What's your name?", asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike. " Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again. The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked. "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs." Edited December 14, 2015 by JAG 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sjgusmc21 850 Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Dude, that made me laugh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yugopap4me 29 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) "Its quite funny But its also kind of sickening, as it is the reality of islam." You do know that not too long ago Christians were committing mass atrocities and were more than proud to die as martyrs while committing these crimes? Your statement would be more accurate if you changed it to "As is the reality of most organized religious groups" But ya...it was a little funny. Edited December 15, 2015 by Yugopap4me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 As individuals yes..as organized just by religion no. You can cite the nazis ...if you are a moron and know nothing of history, then cite the crusades. You have go back hundreds and hundreds of years for the bad stuff done by parts of the Catholic church. I only have to go back a few minutes in any given day to show islamic atrocities. and NO Christian has EVER been promised heaven for slaughtering an innocent. Nice trolling Though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yugopap4me 29 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) Crusades are exactly right. Are you saying the Crusades never happened? School me. Most Muslims are saying ISIS is to Islam...what the crusaders were to Christianity. Edited December 15, 2015 by Yugopap4me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I thought so..... go study why the crusades happened before you shoot off an ignorant mouth. since you obviously have no education....I suggest you google it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yugopap4me 29 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) A simple google search proves you wrong 10xs over. Are you reading Bill Oreillys version? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusades "The Crusades were military campaigns sanctioned by the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages". The Catholic Church even apologized recently. Idk what reality your living in. But whatever your taking to get there....I want some! : ) Edited December 15, 2015 by Yugopap4me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 The Actual Crusades were in response to islamic aggression against pilgrams. wiki adds events as crusades , that were NOT crusades. Reading a poor excuse for Cliffs notes is not an actual education on the subject. This may be foreign to you, but you may actually think and study. and lets see.....how long ago did these things occur? not today you say? Not in centuries Islamic followers have been slaughtering raping and torturing innocent people this morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yugopap4me 29 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) I told you to school me because I enjoy seeing all points of view. Provide me with a link of your choosing and I promise to read it. I'm very well educated and my family very very Catholic. But When the catholic church apologized for Christian atrocities during the crusades...it's going to be hard for me to tell my family..."hey..don't apologize or feel bad. This guy on the internet said it never happened" Edited December 15, 2015 by Yugopap4me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted December 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 My head is spinning from the sudden dose of brain numbing alternate reality injected into this thread. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlackHeart762 288 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 It looks as if yugopapsmear is trolling on several threads all at once 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yugopap4me 29 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Na. It's my sanctioned day off...and I just thought today was a good debate day. Seeing that the republiclowns are having their circus debate today. And seeing that any real conversations on firearms are dead on this site Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) ...so a Lib trolls threads on a conservative/libertarian firearms website trying to stir the shit kettle and start a flame war. Go fish in someone else's pond, TROLL. Edited December 15, 2015 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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