XD45 7,124 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Allah better get a bunch of virgins ready cause the towel heads just had a very bad day. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerry52 893 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 A real lung sucker 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6500rpm 670 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Hope they like those virgins extra crispy, and hope like hell this thing performed as well as we all want it to! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) Well, they warned all the surrounding villages first. Have to make sure there isn't any "collateral damage" for the press to get hold of, ya know... Makes me wonder if any ISIS fighters were still in their holes there when the bomb hit. What was the large bomb we dropped on bin Laden when he was supposedly up in the mountains? I thought that was the first MOAB deployment?! ETA: Nevermind... They dropped the BLU-82 "Daisy Cutter" on Tora Bora while trying to vaporized Bin Laden and company. It's "only" 15,000 lbs. of explosive, not 21,000 lbs. Edited April 14, 2017 by Ronin38 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) Might be time to get rid of the "Daisy Cutter" stockpile. Aw nuts, I was just informed they retired it in '08. Still made a helluva bang. Edited April 13, 2017 by sobrenegade Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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cscharlie 107 Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 That's gonna leave a mark. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Obviously we don't know the details, but here's how it should have been done: At 1:30AM local time an AC-130 arrives over the tunnel complex, orbitting above the range of shoulder-fired missiles, with a kill box covering every exit. Make the call warning the surrounding villages that they have one hour to evacuate before the MOAB is dropped. Call weapons free for the AC-130 on anything that moves in the kill box. Tell the crew they are to expend all ordnance. Nothing as big as a gnat is allowed to escape. At 2:25AM local time AC-130 exits the airspace over the target. At 2:30AM local the MOAB detonates. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Well, allah's probably got a nice stockpile of virgin males now. Seems like some of them are into that, so I suppose it will suffice. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb6g1kUdxyA 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 :50 mark- Looks like they spawned a volcano! Now that would be a surprise! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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patriot 7,197 Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 (edited) What a YUUUUGE bada BOOOOOM! I hope they learned not to fuck with U.S. now, but probably not. YEAH! Fried sandmonkey! It looks like the cameraman could have been a bit farther away. The shockwave almost knocked him on his ass. I'll bet he's been hearing nothing but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO since it dropped. Anyone want to bet the President will have to do it again? https://youtu.be/i9H50tHiHjs Edited April 14, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Death Toll now up to 96 as they start sifting through the crater. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Well, that's something McCain has said right lately. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 (edited) Oh look, the special snowflakes on the left don't like the fact that Fox News celebrated the use of our biggest bomb against terrorists with patriotic music. It hurts their delicate sensibilities that America still has the ability and the will to kil our enemies. But of course the left hates America as much as the camel fuckers do. Hey, watching the lefties heads explode just makes it even better. So Fuck You liberals. https://www.yahoo.com/news/fox-friends-uses-toby-keith-soundtrack-mother-bombs-explosion-153854051.html Edited April 15, 2017 by Darth Saigus 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
netpackrat 566 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Well, that's something McCain has said right lately. He's still a douche. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 (edited) https://youtu.be/j8WLYzA0lCs?t=39 Edited April 15, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted April 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Death Toll now up to 96 as they start sifting through the crater. We'll never know the total. Some will be burried too deep to find. And I hope, really hope, that some are still trapped down there, slowly suffocating and dying of thirst. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Well, that's something McCain has said right lately. He's still a senile douche. Not arguing that point. Small correction added. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartbreaker 1,085 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Hey, watching the lefties heads explode just makes it even better. Now there's an idea! Let's just pack a bunch of Liberals in a bomb casing and drop it on the towel heads! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 (edited) ...and drop another on the crazy fat kid! https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3203473/senator-john-mccain-king-jong-un-north-korea-war-crazy-fat-kid/ His palace is the only place in North Korea with more chins than Chinatown! Edited April 15, 2017 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 I was thinking that when they were having their big parade, everybody's pretty much all in the same place. It would be a strategy... I mean "tragedy" if one of their nukes had an accident or something. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 I was thinking that when they were having their big parade, everybody's pretty much all in the same place. It would be a strategy... I mean "tragedy" if one of their nukes had an accident or something. Say, like the casing being seriously ruptured by a stream of fast-moving metal? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartbreaker 1,085 Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 I mean "tragedy" if one of their nukes had an accident or something. "I don't know what happened! I was cleaning it and it just went off!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) I mean "tragedy" if one of their nukes had an accident or something. "I don't know what happened! I was cleaning it and it just went off!" Edited April 16, 2017 by YOT 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 It looks like the crazy fat kid is having "performance issues" again. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39612095 https://youtu.be/W3GF1x0-VX0?t=130 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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