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Status Updates posted by akastormi

  1. Well after a beer induced night of bidding on kevlar helments.... I just got out bid on the last one.... LOL Total tallie... Lost 8.... Won 2

    1. Shandlanos


      I think I still have a PASGT around somewhere, riddled with bullet holes.


      We were bored and did some testing a few years ago.

  2. You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  3. You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  4. You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  5. You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  6. You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  7. Their talking about cutting me back open and REBUILDING my ankle. OH JOY! Somthing to look forward to.

    1. David Mark

      David Mark

      Insist on GENUINE Harley Davidson parts this time! JK, hope it all works out for you.

    2. Shandlanos


      Could be worse; at least you still have both ankles. Surgery sucks man, I'm not looking forward to having vertebrae fused, then eventually having my knee rebuilt (that's supposed to be in about another ten years)

  8. Drinking Guinness, In one of those "The whole world can eat shit and die" moods.

    1. psl sniper

      psl sniper

      how can you be in a bad mood with guinness? guinness makes everything better.

    2. Nailbomb


      Well... sometimes the first one dosn't... thats why you get another. "Try, Try Again!"

    3. VaiFanatic90


      Dude, that's my favorite beer!! Share some ya jackass!

  9. I went to the light side, they had no cookies, I came back.

  10. Not ready to tango on the tables yet. Gotta find a partner that wants to Samba in the sheets.

  11. I got my cast off. I got my cast off., and I still can't walk.

    1. Juggernaut


      just week from the cast??

    2. Juggernaut


      weak, that is...

  12. Cast off is in 69 1/2 hours

  13. It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

  14. Don't take life so seriously; it's not permanent.

  15. Rule for the day; Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

    1. Bean.223



    2. Makc


      I bet the result is quite interesting and entertaining! (Especially to your friends, who put those pills in you beer mug while you were relieving yourself in the restroom after another round!)

  16. I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.

    1. Klassy Kalashnikov

      Klassy Kalashnikov

      it's ok, i do the same thing too.

    2. Stansplace


      Yea, me too. I suffer from the dreaded thinker problem as well.

  17. If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

  18. If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

    1. Paulyski


      Purple at first?

    2. mav
    3. vitamink


      black...after decomposing

  19. Phones, forms, what happened to sitting down and talking to a person? Not a computer. I might be following Shooter, F New York State!

    1. 22_Shooter


      Come on down, bro! This freedom tastes goooooood!

  20. Must blow something up today!

  21. Do not gaze at wine when it is red, when it sparkles in the cup, when it goes down smoothly!

  22. I want out of this cast!!!! 5 more weeks, I wanta cry.

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