psl sniper 963 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 and what a handy tool it is. cant open a locked door? saiga 12. that jar of pickles giving you trouble? saiga 12. cant get that douche who knocked up youre daughter to marry her? saiga 12. cant keep those damn missionaries off youre porch? saiga 12. need some lumber cut? saiga 12. inlaws? saiga 12. the list goes on and on folks! so ask youre parents permision and head on out and get you one. WARNING! improper use of saiga 12 may cause serious injuries. do not use saiga 12 if you are pregnant or may become pregnant. do not consume alcohol while using saiga 12. consult a docter if you experience itchy trigger finger. if you are a gun fearing,liberal,pussy,douche, then saiga 12 may not be right for you. consult a gunowner before trying saiga 12. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The_Caged_Bird 474 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) What can it do about dog shit on my floor? Edited February 1, 2011 by Caged Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 +1 lol. I'm sold. I want one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Can't swat that bee flying around your ex-wifes face? Saiga 12. :lolol: I keeeeed, I keeeeed. Warning: Shooting someone in the face with a 12ga is illegal in most states, or at least frowned upon and messy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TX0303 18 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 What can it do about dog shit on my floor? Kill the dog, future problem gone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The_Caged_Bird 474 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 What can it do about dog shit on my floor? Kill the dog, future problem gone. Boo! On Topic: Has your grass grown too high? Saiga-12, now with birdshot! As seen on YouTube! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zaxon_182 44 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Don't forget ice pick! I used the sharkbrake on mine to chip an xtratuf out of the ice at the shooting range once. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 What can it do about dog shit on my floor? I gotta get in on this because it reminds me of when i was about 10. My older brother and i both got Daisy model 880 air rifles fro christmas one year. Long story short, he decided to shoot a fresh soft pile of dog doo from our black lab, while bent over the top of it (all air, no BB). It exploded all over him! I dont believe i have ever laughed as hard since that "incident". Dont shoot a pile of dog doo with your S12, the outcome will not be f(l)avorable! Thanks for bringing that up, now i have to call and remind him of it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The_Caged_Bird 474 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 What can it do about dog shit on my floor? I gotta get in on this because it reminds me of when i was about 10. My older brother and i both got Daisy model 880 air rifles fro christmas one year. Long story short, he decided to shoot a fresh soft pile of dog doo from our black lab, while bent over the top of it (all air, no BB). It exploded all over him! I dont believe i have ever laughed as hard since that "incident". Dont shoot a pile of dog doo with your S12, the outcome will not be f(l)avorable! Thanks for bringing that up, now i have to call and remind him of it My pleasure! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psl sniper 963 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 What can it do about dog shit on my floor? saiga 12 will blast that floor clean! no problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psl sniper 963 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 what would jesus use? saiga 12. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psl sniper 963 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 saiga 12 is also handy in the kitchen. who needs a blender when you have saiga 12. making salsa? saiga 12. fruit salad? saiga 12 WARNING! CLEAN FOOD AFTER USING SAIGA 12! as food may contain lead! and remember choosy moms may choose jiff, but choosy dads choose saiga 12! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fumes 84 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 What happens if I experience an S12 for more than 4 hours? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psl sniper 963 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 What happens if I experience an S12 for more than 4 hours? if you experience s12 for more than 4 hours, youre not using it right, as all ammo should be expended in minutes. NOTE: some users may experience different time usage depending on ammo availibilty. if saiga 12 is used in conjunction with MD-20, experience time will shorten. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Danomite45 1 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 There ain't nothing in life that can't be fixed, with $800 and a Saiga 12 stix. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JAldrich2008 28 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Saiga 12 worked for me!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fumes 84 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Some side effects may include, thinning of wallet, Joker face, sulpher smell, bruised shoulder, ringing in ears and in some instances overgassing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psl sniper 963 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 if you are a gun fearing,liberal,pussy, douche. side effects may include. pissing of pants. panties bunching up. profuse sweating. voiding of bowels. screaming like little girl. hiding under the bed. irrational need to ban saiga 12. irrational need to ban every gun in existance (because theyre scary) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steveb327 13 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 What happens if I experience an S12 for more than 4 hours? Immediately consult your ammo dealer.... Better than Viagra, and not so dangerous.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scattergun10 125 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 This thread is FULL OF WIN ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 What happens if I experience an S12 for more than 4 hours? That's sig-line material right there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Cellphone won't stop ringing.... Saiga12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
exterminator87 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Can't find the remote to turn the TV off? Saiga-12! Replacing dry wall? Saiga-12! Toilet won't flush? Saiga-12! Car won't start? Saiga-12! Can't find a can opener? Saiga-12! Best thread on here? Saiga-12! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JC GoF 70 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Wow great stuff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psl sniper 963 Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 wonder if we could get this stickyed its quite amusing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Things that go "bump" in the night? Saiga12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psl sniper 963 Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) neighbors tree keeps dropping leaves in your yard? saiga 12! cant find a bottle opener? saiga 12! computer has a virus? saiga 12! zombie apocalypse? saiga 12! need to withdraw from the bank, but dont have an acount? saiga 12! streetlight keeping you up at night? saiga 12! somone stole your parking spot? saiga 12! small penis? barret 50 bmg! Edited February 2, 2011 by psl sniper 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Danomite45 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a saiga 12, and a .410 too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nick89 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) Have a hooker in your trunk and don't know what to do? Saiga 12 Asian liquor store owner overcharging again? Saiga 12 Priest molesting children? Saiga 12 Gay pride parade blocking traffic? Saiga 12 Nazis invading Poland again? Saiga 12 Liberals trying to ban our guns? Saiga 12 Catch your Girlfriend cheating? Saiga 12 Neighbors dog shit on your lawn? Saiga 12 Sick of all those birds flying over your house? Saiga 12 Don't like what you see on TV? Saiga 12 Edited February 2, 2011 by Nick89 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
psl sniper 963 Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a saiga 12, and a .410 too! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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