SOPMOD 254 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 (edited) http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen Edited March 7, 2011 by SOPMOD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
volkov 318 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 I'm in chuck norris's corner.. and I think he's not amused with charlie. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 If you are not in Chuck Norris' corner, he will get you in your sleep. Not even a comparison as Charlie Sheen does not even have the same capability! Come on! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saiga_rom 91 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 HAHA chuck norris!! did you know every night before going to bed, the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Chuck Norris can strike lighting. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saiga_rom 91 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element chuck norris recognizes is the element of surprise 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marrok857 51 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 chuck norris once killed 2 stones with one bird. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
L5K 162 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Chuck Norris can impregnate women simply by running their fingers through his chest hair. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snoofer 138 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 is it just me or is he starting to sound more and more like hunter s thompson? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 (edited) is it just me or is he starting to sound more and more like hunter s thompson? Maybe in terms of detachment from reality, but there's no comparison when it comes to intelligence. Hunter S. Thompson had a big 'ol brain on him, which he later sprayed all over the room. Edited March 7, 2011 by Shandlanos 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snoofer 138 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 is it just me or is he starting to sound more and more like hunter s thompson? Maybe in terms of detachment from reality, but there's no comparison when it comes to intelligence. Hunter S. Thompson had a big 'ol brain on him, which he later sprayed all over the room. i definitely wouldn't compare them in intelligence. his voice and the way he was mumbling/rambling reminded me of gozo a little. i don't think i could read a book written by sheen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 I see more Micheal J. Fox in him at the moment. Better lay off the crack. When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chucked. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 (edited) Chuck Norris once pissed in a semi-truck's gas tank. That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Edited March 7, 2011 by BuffetDestroyer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saiga_rom 91 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 haha, i love these chuck norris jokes!! chuck norris can beat super mario bros without using the jump button 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slostang 80 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 (edited) The coroner's office reported that there was enough cocaine in Charlie Sheen's bloodstream to kill two and a half men... Edited March 8, 2011 by slostang 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Chuck Norris is SO FAST he can run around the planet, and SMACK HIMSELF on the back of the head!!! There is not a chin under Chuck Norris' beard... just ANOTHER FIST... Chuck Norris counted to INFINITY.... TWICE!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saiga_rom 91 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 haha thats hilarious!! chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits!! if you tell google to find chuck norris, it brings up a page that says "google could not find chuck norris, because you cant find chuck norris, he finds you" LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor. Chuck Norris's beard is registered as a destructive device. Chuck Norris is not aloud in Japan since he visited Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Graniteer 10 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter Also, Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saiga_rom 91 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 LOL!!!! Sorry to SOPMOD... this thread is FAR Funnier NOW that it is a Chuck Norris thread... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Happy 71st birthday Chuck!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Happy 71st birthday Chuck!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saiga_rom 91 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 (edited) damn, chuck really is 71 today. im shocked. i thought he was somewhere around 40 There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life. Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the TV show ‘Man vs Wild’, but the network chief did not want kids thinking ‘lava is safe to eat’. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang it doesn’t dare come back Edited March 10, 2011 by Cali_Armz 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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