ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 http://phoenix.backpage.com/SportsEquipForSale/17500-wts-super-rare-glock-21/18359539 $17,500, WTS Super Rare Glock 21 Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 1:54 PM Reply: click here I have a super rare extreme tactical limited edition Elite Operator Plus Plus Glock 21. This is not your normal Glock 21. This GLock 21 has a quad rail upon which is mounted a tactical flashlight on the left (for tactically blinding your opponents, also it can strobe if you are at a party, or maybe your in a firefight with an epileptic?), an extremely powerful laser on the right (for warning folks that they are about to be tactically engaged, or can be combined with the strobe function on the flashlight for an even more festive party environment), a red dot sight with flip to side 3x magnifier on top (for those who arent as experiecned an operater as I, it will let you shoot the privates off a mosquito at 100 yards, the magnifier tube can be detached and used as a monocular in case you get lost in the forest and need to do some tactical birdwatching), and finally a underslung 37mm launcher (you can disperse crowds using tear gas, or you can attract crowds by modifying it to shoot t-shirts at sporting events). This Glock 21 is two tone, with the frame in black (for blending into the shadows) and the slide in flat dark earth (makes both you and the gun invisible to enemies in a dessert enviornment), I'm not entirely positive what finish it is but it was applied by NASA engineers and is the same used on space shuttle (not the space shuttle that burned up, the other one). The internals were polished by Gaston Glock himself, I happened to have my 21 on me when I ran into him installing bathroom fixtures in Austria. This Glock chambers the .45 ACP, known for being the newest and most deadly, technologically advanced, tactically extreme round in existence. 17500.00 firm, no trades. • Location: West Valley, Avondale 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Just oozing satire but I think he talked me into buying it anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fitty% 808 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Outstanding lol........looks like someone was inspired by the "Ninja Glock" video on Youtube LMFAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 tactically engage..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Interesting but I already have one of those. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Not worth the price unless it's made of pure unobtanium. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Just oozing satire but I think he talked me into buying it anyway. I want 2nd dibs! Not worth the price unless it's made of pure unobtanium. It might be made of "Bulshitobtanium" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arik 565 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 ..........also it can strobe if you are at a party, or maybe your in a firefight with an epileptic............... LMAO!! What no pics? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 As long as the launcher is shooting glock t-shirts I'm down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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storm6490 2,768 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 That's not a joke! It's for real. It was made by the man himself and has a self cleaning barrel. Never have to clean it. It will shoot underwater for 500 meters. The special treading in it works with lead and special teflon coated underwater demolition rounds designed to kill russians as they swim. The entire gun is made of polymers so you can bring it with you on the next flight to Paris. I can't wait to get this one in the mail! I sent cash in the mail as instructed to the PO box in compton califorinia. Hope to see it soon. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Damnit Stryker, I got dibs on 2nd, and I offierd him 19000, Damnit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Now don't start a bidding war. Before you know it, the price could become ridiculous! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frz1197 128 Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 It better give fucking amazing blow jobs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted July 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 It better give fucking amazing blow jobs. I guarantee it can blow your mind. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 it can blow me anytime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 I just LOVE chille's NEW AVATAR!!! LOL LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted July 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 I just LOVE chille's NEW AVATAR!!! LOL LOL Me too... I'm still laughing when I see it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 I just LOVE chille's NEW AVATAR!!! LOL LOL Me too! Chille, where did you get it??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted July 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 IDK, I saw it on another site's funny pics thread, and just Saved it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 I want to know what song she's listening to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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