Shandlanos 1,470 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) I hear a rumor there was a panic buy in progress, and I don't want to miss my chance to make a buck. HIGH CAPACITY MAGAZINES MIGHT GET BANNED, OMFG THIS IS TERRIBLE! BUY EVERYTHING QUICKLY BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!! So, if you want to get ahead of the curve, and start paying inflated prices BEFORE everyone else, now's your chance! Selling 4 new, unfitted MD-20 drum magazines for the Saiga-12, your choice of dust cover, only $250 each, shipped! If you don't buy one now, you can never ever have one ever and you will be the coolest guy on the block. OWN YOUR VERY OWN BARREL CLIP. THIS IS NOT THE SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP, THAT IS EXTRA. Selling 10 PRE-BAN steel AK-47 magazines, that each hold 30 rounds of 7.62x39 ammunition. For you hood-rats out there, that's 10 AK clips that hold 30 bullets! Only $30 each, shipped! Buy all ten for only $250 shipped! Selling 10 M-16/AR-15 magazines, each of which holds 30 rounds of 5.56x45/.223 caliber ammunition. Same as the AK for you hood-rats - 10 M-16 clips, 30 bullets each! Same pricing, too! These are old aluminum magazines, mixed manufacture, pre-1994. $30 each, shipped, or all ten for $250 shipped! WOW! Finally, the BEAST, the MOST AMAZING ASSAULT RIFLE EVER! A DPMS AR-15 with a 20" barrel, which is THREADED so you can put a silencer on it that makes the gun never make any noise ever and also you are a ninja. It also has a bayonet lug so that you can mount a big fucking pointy knife on the end! Comes with one 30-round INDESTRUCTIBLE POLYMER MAGAZINE made by Magpul. The liberals hate this fucking thing so hard, they're going to ban it TWICE! Only $1600 shipped! If you want a REAL MILITARY BAYONET that fits the rifle, with a sheath so you can wear it like motherfuckin' Rambo, it's only an extra $125! All of these magazines count as pre-ban, because there has not been a ban yet, but everyone knows THERE WILL BE! *Nothing will ship to any place where it is not legal. By agreeing to purchase something, you certify that it is legal for you to receive. You further certify that liberals are going to take our guns, SO WE NEED TO STOCK UP NOW! First to say "I'll take it" gets taken, takes it! Edited August 10, 2012 by Shandlanos 4 Link to post Share on other sites
vulcan16 971 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 This thread sucks Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Waste of bandwidth. Stupid, not funny. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted August 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 3 Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Oh, come on guys. Would it kill you to lighten up a little bit? How about just not replying at all? Maybe it's not knee-slappin' funny but neither is being a Debbie Downer. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Agent Lemon 157 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 "will tie your shoes for 10 bucks + s&h" - S12F member 1 Link to post Share on other sites
romad7 75 Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 I chuckled a little:-) better than a bunch of old dudes arguing about the definition of a thing that isn't really important. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
read_the_wall 614 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 "so you can put a silencer on it that makes the gun never make any noise ever" now that's funny... Link to post Share on other sites
1liter 20 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 PM incoming, I'll take everything I can get my panic stricken hands on. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JC GoF 70 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 I'll TAKE IT pm INBOUND............ Selling 10 PRE-BAN steel AK-47 magazines, that each hold 30 rounds of 7.62x39 ammunition. For you hood-rats out there, that's 10 AK clips that hold 30 bullets! Only $30 each, shipped! Buy all ten for only $250 shipped! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) ROFLMAO I needed a good laugh. But, at these prices, what would my 75 round AK drum and AR Beta-C mag be worth? Edited August 11, 2012 by Lone Eagle Link to post Share on other sites
schultze13 354 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) ROFLMAO I needed a good laugh. But, at these prices, what would my 75 round AK drum and AR Beta-C mag be worth? One Million Dollars....... ...Each Edited August 11, 2012 by SCHULTZE 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Zombiehunter762 376 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 HURRY, HURRY, HURRY........ I needed a good laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
horatio 515 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 one question? i want to mount an axe to the dpms ar. do you have picatinny rails on it? I hears these were the best from some guy at the range. his rifle was was more expensive then mine so i know he knows more than me. plus he said his buddy is a seal. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted August 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Sorry everyone, you were too late! Everything SOLD OUT in less than five minutes due to the IMPENDING BAN! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dayofruin 425 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 I thought it was pretty funny. Especially since it sounds like he's calling out prices at our local gun shows... Or better yet, like prices at some local shops. Link to post Share on other sites
beefcakeb99 572 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 I realize this as satire, and enjoy it for that, but it sickens me that it is true, I need a lot of items, that could end up banned...and have no money to get them before it all happens 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Zombiehunter762 376 Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 To ALL!!!! Get out and VOTE The Communist out of Office November 6th and all his commie croonies will be out on the arseses as well. Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Vote early and vote OFTEN! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Voltia 375 Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 WTS Shanlandos's bumhole, 10 dollars, to any of you guys that swing that way. Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 WTS Shanlandos's bumhole, 10 dollars, to any of you guys that swing that way. Beware, o ye who enter. Link to post Share on other sites
gunfun 3,931 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Dang, I would, but I have to save my money for a few of those Sig Saur pistol bayonets. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted December 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 This thread just became relevant again Fuck. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TapeWorm3 104 Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 And the OP's prices are spot on! I wonder if the price on his Bum is still the same? Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 And the OP's prices are spot on! I wonder if the price on his Bum is still the same? Sadly his prices are actually pretty good in this market.... Yikes... Link to post Share on other sites
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