ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) ? small, white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right to me. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he just acts clueless. 3 weeks later, I'm coming home from work when I see clear as day, right in my kitchen; my dad with his meat in my GF. I was so mad and told him to get his meat out of my GF and get out of my house. Needless to say my GF got turned off and I just couldn't get over it. That night I kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and needless to say, I haven’t seen my GF. Also my dad has the audacity to ask my how my GF has been when he's the damn reason we aren’t together anymore. Should I get off the computer and go and kick his ass or what or just pack my stuff up and leave? Here’s a picture of my GF, because I know you’ll be asking. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Edited September 22, 2012 by ChileRelleno 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 I was gonna get all sympathetic, but never mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Warthog35F 11 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Hahhaahahhaha damn good one I'd be pissed man but she sure does drain all the juice out of the meat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Bored Chili? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted September 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Bored Chili? As a matter of fact, yes.I've been home on sick leave since Wednesday, actually sick, imagine that. Been doing nothing but eating, sleeping and screwing around online. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beefcakeb99 572 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 I knew it was fake when I saw "gf" because I could swear you have been married for some time now 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted September 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 I knew it was fake when I saw "gf" because I could swear you have been married for some time now Just the last 15yrs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) I knew it was fake when he referred to his dad's "meat". Nobody does that for real. That's just all wrong. Edited September 22, 2012 by DogMan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Reminds of of that movie scene with Indiana and his Dad, arguing about the blond... "Dad, I WAS the next man!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Bored Chili? As a matter of fact, yes.I've been home on sick leave since Wednesday, actually sick, imagine that. Been doing nothing but eating, sleeping and screwing around online. should have joined us delinquents in chat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vulcan16 971 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 George Foreman is going to kick your ass if he see this post. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 You know about the boy who cried wolf right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 CHILE, YOU AINT RIGHT!!! damn funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Wait, your GF is George Forman, and your dad is banging him...wasn't that a Jerry Springer episode? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rnemhrd 165 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) Half way trough I was like that dude is married with a wife and kids he would kill for.I stopped reading and figured the meat in GF out then finished. Good one though. I gad a GF when I was'nt married and miss it. Holy shit. I doe'nt know if I would be pissed or feel sorry for the guy putting his meat in that thing. I know what it does to chicken fish pork and beef. Never tossed a frank in it though. Some people are in to that shit. Edited September 23, 2012 by rnemhrd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HappYBallZ 31 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Shit! I just been trolled!!!!!!! I was going to say WTF! That is something you see in a porn movie scene ! Kick his ass anyway...J/K Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BpS12 512 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Hey! Is that the one with the removable plates? Where'd you get it? Oh ya and my condolences. I hate having another mans meat in my GF, I don't care if he is willing to share. I'M NOT!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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