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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/feb/10/cnn-host-suggests-link-between-asteroid-global-war/

 

 

“We want to bring in our science guy, Bill Nye, and talk about something else that’s falling from the sky, and that is an asteroid,” the anchor said. “What’s coming our way? Is this the effect of, perhaps, global warming? Or is this just some meteoric occasion?”

 

Wow what school did she got to?

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So carbon dioxide trapped in earths atmosphere which causes a greenhouse effect, or a natural warming trend of earths climate as a cycle, can somehow attract meteors. Maybe she thinks either of these things will add mass to the earth, thus increasing gravitational strength, and pulling in meteors that wouldnt have been so close otherwise.

Is that it?

No, shes just really fuckin stupid.

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Everything started going to hell when they deplanetized Pluto.

 

As to the global warming 'magnet' theory, Venus is hotter than Earth by far. Using that logic, shouldn't all these shivering asteroids be making a beeline for it instead of our planet?

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I dont think its any worse than the dumbass woman asking about what was in the ground water when she seen a rainbow in her sprinkler. haha.gif

Aaah but does it out do the woman who had the issue with the deer crossing signs?

Thats a tuff one Dad!

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Everything started going to hell when they deplanetized Pluto.

 

As to the global warming 'magnet' theory, Venus is hotter than Earth by far. Using that logic, shouldn't all these shivering asteroids be making a beeline for it instead of our planet?

I developed this theory after many, many seconds of thought.

And yes, you are correct.

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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/feb/10/cnn-host-suggests-link-between-asteroid-global-war/

 

 

“We want to bring in our science guy, Bill Nye, and talk about something else that’s falling from the sky, and that is an asteroid,” the anchor said. “What’s coming our way? Is this the effect of, perhaps, global warming? Or is this just some meteoric occasion?”

 

Wow what school did she got to?

 

 

I'm guessing it was "The Al Gore School for Kids That Can't Read Good and Want to Learn To Do Other Things Good, Too", Derek Zoolander Campus... She was probably the Valordictorian too.

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I am afraid the LAST intelligent journalist is Walter Chronkite... OH SHIT he's dead, forget that. O.K. then now anyone who CANNOT pass any REAL college level courses studies....... "journalism!"

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