ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 How Moses Got the 10 Commandments God went to the Arabs and said,'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.''Can you give us an example?''Thou shall not kill.''Not kill? We're not interested..'So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,'Honor thy Father and Mother.''Father? We don't know who our fathers are.We're not interested.'Then He went to the Mexicans and said,'I have Commandments.'The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.''Not steal? We're not interested.'Then He went to the French and said,'I have Commandments.'The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.''Sacre bleu! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'Finally, He went to the Jews and said,'I have Commandments..''Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?''They're free.''We'll take 10.'There. That, should piss off just about everybody..... 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
horatio 515 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Ha! I'm Italian. I'm glad you pissed off the French. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Good one. Thanks for starting my day smiling. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 In the interest of freedom, we should all endeavor to be politically incorrect at every opportunity! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartbreaker 1,085 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm pissed because you didn't include Americans! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dogster 577 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Thanks, Chili! Wife & I got a hearty laugh outta that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 AHH HA HA HA HA……. After all…all religions are just a joke anyways. Good one Chile Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 ..and then He asked the God-haters, and they said..... ....nothing. They refused to admit He exists. That should about cover it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
saltydecimator 482 Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 In the interest of freedom, we should all endeavor to be politically incorrect at every opportunity! Preach it brother!! ..and then He asked the God-haters, and they said..... ....nothing. They refused to admit He exists. That should about cover it. Winning!! ..and then He asked the God-haters, and they said..... ....nothing. They refused to admit He exists. That should about cover it. Winning!! AHH HA HA HA HA……. After all…all religions are just a joke anyways. Good one Chile If they were wouldn't folks stop caring?!!!??!!???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benelli 54 Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Caring or not is a feature of higher life forms such as mammals because we can vocalize and express our instincts with language. Why does the hen protect her chicks. Love? Caring? Nope. Just instinct driven by millions of years of survival of the fittest. Evolution in the most basic form. And guess what, the hen doesn't care why she tends to her brood, she just does. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macbeau 902 Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) Ha! I'm Italian. I'm glad you pissed off the French. Not so fast! I have seen enough movies featuring Italians to know that these Commandments are viewed with "moral flexibility" in the Italian community.... SIX: 'You shall not murder.' SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.' EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.' Ox and Donkey - really? Ya'll covet Ox and Donkeys? Eh? Tis what it is.... Macbeau... Edited August 22, 2015 by macbeau Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) Ha! I'm Italian. I'm glad you pissed off the French. When did you come to the US? I'm American. Edited August 23, 2015 by patriot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) Edited August 24, 2015 by Sim_Player Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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