kresk 10,063 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 "WSU Alum?? " No, my wife went to Oral Roberts and Notre Dame. Her friend just lives in Seattle now. I'm an ND alum, B.S. '76. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 "WSU Alum?? " No, my wife went to Oral Roberts and Notre Dame. Her friend just lives in Seattle now. I'm an ND alum, B.S. '76. You got a degree in B.S. ........Sweet! J/K! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kresk 10,063 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 "WSU Alum?? " No, my wife went to Oral Roberts and Notre Dame. Her friend just lives in Seattle now. I'm an ND alum, B.S. '76. You got a degree in B.S. ........Sweet! J/K! Comes in handy now and then . (actually pre-med.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ya can always be single....but that is a pretty drastic change I wouldn't reccomend that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Garys4598 1,065 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 I know that at least one other person has shared this following advice.... but in my honest opinion, whenever the missus lays the law down in this sort of regard, the only way around it is to sell-off one (or more....**groan & ugh**) of your other boom-sticks, in order to pay for and acquire that which you desire most. Granted, that's the last thing you wanna hear, but it could be worse right? She could completely lower the boom on ya and say that absolutely NO MORE BOOM-STICKS, period. Sorry my man..... see ya in September!!!!!!!! ~Gary Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 I know that at least one other person has shared this following advice.... but in my honest opinion, whenever the missus lays the law down in this sort of regard, the only way around it is to sell-off one (or more....**groan & ugh**) of your other boom-sticks, in order to pay for and acquire that which you desire most. Granted, that's the last thing you wanna hear, but it could be worse right? She could completely lower the boom on ya and say that absolutely NO MORE BOOM-STICKS, period. Sorry my man..... see ya in September!!!!!!!! ~Gary So much for Bros Before Ho's....... Gender traitor!!!!! (Just joking around.... I had to have a snappy comeback!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BobAsh 582 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 "Gender Trader" was funnier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banshee 69 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Don't ask for her permission, just buy them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Garys4598 1,065 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 "Gender Trader" was funnier. Guess you really liked the last set of kisses I gave ya.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Garys4598 1,065 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 (edited) "Gender Trader" was funnier. Guess you really liked the last set of kisses I gave ya.... As you sit there BobAsh with that funny expression on your face... what can I say? I'm secure with my MANHOOD. Edited July 23, 2007 by Gary Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bvamp 604 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 WHAT THE FUCK LOL I did NOT expect to see that! now thats funny. Guns are just some extra retirement money, and when you need an excuse to buy them when you are retired, just say that your retirement money is being used on something you like, and can ALWAYS be re-couped for the same value or better. I know it doesnt work for some of you, but its a pretty good reason, and is actually the truth, so you dont have to stretch it or even lie about it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BobAsh 582 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 LOL Dude I said it was funnier, I didn't say it was more fitting! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Garys4598 1,065 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 LOL Dude I said it was funnier, I didn't say it was more fitting! Hey, I'm just fuck'n around. Although I may not be as quick witted as some people on this forum.... sometimes, I do have my moments. Besides, I admit to having a rather odd, warped sense of humor at times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Hooray!!!! I struck a nerve!!!!! Traitor or trader it's still Bros before Ho's dude!!! Actually, my wife is the only one I'd ever lay down all my arms for. (Except the ones she don't know about..) But, I'm also secure with the fact that she would never ask me too.. (or find the other 2 guns) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DaGroaner 2 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) THREAD OBSERVATIONS: #1 - "It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission" - That is so true. #2 - "Leans to the left" - I enjoyed the heck out of chicks that leaned to the left in my youth but I married a right-winger. That can be a PITA too. #3 - "I've had that one forever" - Always good in a pinch but if you get caught it's gone forever and then you're left with #1. #4 "Brothers before Hoes" - Yeah right up until a fine piece of tail comes along... Edited July 24, 2007 by DaGroaner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mccumber1916 1 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 I know that at least one other person has shared this following advice.... but in my honest opinion, whenever the missus lays the law down in this sort of regard, the only way around it is to sell-off one (or more....**groan & ugh**) of your other boom-sticks, in order to pay for and acquire that which you desire most. Granted, that's the last thing you wanna hear, but it could be worse right? She could completely lower the boom on ya and say that absolutely NO MORE BOOM-STICKS, period. Sorry my man..... see ya in September!!!!!!!! ~Gary i mentioned selling my glock to fund my saiga needs... and she bitched i almost fainted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mccumber1916 1 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 drew... you are without a doubt... THE FUK'N MAN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AKOK 4 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 When mine ask why do you need arother gun.....I always say "Why do you need all those shoes" Cant a man accessorize too? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 oh now we are all screwed...Mrs Jugg is postin' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mccumber1916 1 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 save yourselves drew's gonna get us all in trouble lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pointer 21 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 She pays a set amount of the bills and i pay a set amount....whatevers left,either one can buy what they want with there own money! Sure as hell beats my first marriage when i handed over my check to her and in return got a $20 bill for the week Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Garys4598 1,065 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 oh now we are all screwed...Mrs Jugg is postin' I sent her a sincere... and slightly gratuitous PM.... asking her to go nicely on her hubby.... because he has been crying on the forums regarding the restrictions she implaced on him. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 oh now we are all screwed...Mrs Jugg is postin' I sent her a sincere... and slightly gratuitous PM.... asking her to go nicely on her hubby.... because he has been crying on the forums regarding the restrictions she implaced on him. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... you just don't want to be in the doghouse before you visit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lorie Ann 11 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Ok, I have no choice but to jump in on this one. There is so much here I don't even know where to start! First of all you all need to know...he has tried ALL the things I have heard, but believe me he is NOT hurting He has a 16 to 18 gun/riffle safe and it is FULL, there is NO more room for any more weapons. They are all decked out with valley bitch crap. Come on he has 2 saiga, one with a halo!! And he is working on getting a Red Jacket ZK-308. And I promised him he could get a Tromix build, sometime in the future. Ok, now for the lame-ass excuses!! Bob, you buy HER stuff, all that does double the deficit, wow you must be rich . If he tried to buy me flowers and candy to butter me up, I would make him pay ME back for the money he wasted on stuff that will just die in a few days. Flowers are pretty and all but..... Dinzag, he always plays the Zombie angle, I think that he has plenty of guns/riffle in case of a Zombie attack and we are not moving to Flint! He already has "practice" Zombie drills..please don't influence him anymore Shaneman and Micah, do you think I should let a jar head handle the money? JK I have told him that I would be happy to turn the check book over to him but he better make sure he pays ALL the bills on time and balances the check book and all that happy horse crap. It was not all that appealing to him although he likes to complain about never writing a check out of our check book. To anybody saying "what that old thing" well, I would know! I see the credit card bill every month and I know the cash flow situation, besides he is always playing with them. He rotates them out dailey and changes the furniture on them (every now and then), kind of like how girls play with barbies. It's kind of cute!! Gary, now this ALMOSTS works!! For any new gun/riffle that comes in, one goes out. But I would have to count them to make sure the total number does not go up, because he would try to sneak, I am sure!! But that is the BEST idea I have heard so far. Good job. When you come to Michigan, you can hang out with us girls while the guys go shootin or better yet you can go shooting with us girls. Besides I never told him that he couldn't get another gun, he is just trying to double the inventory in one year!! Oh yeah!!!!! And lastly dear husband......"bro's before ho's.....I will actually give you that, BUT I am NOT a ho, never have been. I am your wife. So keep it up, there, laughing boy and what Scoutjoe said just may come true (being single) JK!!!!! Now you can go play with your friends on the forum, because that does not cost anything. Bye for now...everyone take care!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mccumber1916 1 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 oh now we are all screwed...Mrs Jugg is postin' I sent her a sincere... and slightly gratuitous PM.... asking her to go nicely on her hubby.... because he has been crying on the forums regarding the restrictions she implaced on him. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... damn... i like your sense of humor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mccumber1916 1 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 mutha jugga... you absolutely rock you are a cool lady in the trade defense... if they are an investment... then trading and increasing the inventory is logical Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lorie Ann 11 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) She pays a set amount of the bills and i pay a set amount....whatevers left,either one can buy what they want with there own money! Sure as hell beats my first marriage when i handed over my check to her and in return got a $20 bill for the week $20.00, what the hell are you bitching about? Drew gets $5.00 a week and he can get up to $7.00 if he remembers to take the trash out. Edited July 24, 2007 by Mrs. Juggernaut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Damn Ma....... It's bad enough you made me get my nuts clipped for real. Do ya need to clip em here too??? LOL!!! "Gary, now this ALMOSTS works!! For any new gun/riffle that comes in, one goes out. But I would have to count them to make sure the total number does not go up, because he would try to sneak, I am sure!! But that is the BEST idea I have heard so far. Good job. When you come to Michigan, you can hang out with us girls while the guys go shootin or better yet you can go shooting with us girls." Yes! Hang out with the Girls,........... Gender Traitor!!!! as always, thanks for the back up McCumber! I do love that woman...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mccumber1916 1 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Damn Ma....... It's bad enough you made me get my nuts clipped for real.Do ya need to clip em here too??? LOL!!! "Gary, now this ALMOSTS works!! For any new gun/riffle that comes in, one goes out. But I would have to count them to make sure the total number does not go up, because he would try to sneak, I am sure!! But that is the BEST idea I have heard so far. Good job. When you come to Michigan, you can hang out with us girls while the guys go shootin or better yet you can go shooting with us girls." Yes! Hang out with the Girls,........... Gender Traitor!!!! as always, thanks for the back up McCumber! I do love that woman...... i thought for sure i was gonna get my nuts handed to me for the mutha jugga comment... especially when you all got in trouble for the name change awhile back! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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