scarbrough68289 76 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) I had a possum come up on my porch the other night and was stealing my cat's food. My cat is stupid and thought the possum was another kittycat and tried to get it to pet her by rubbing against it. . I went outside and cornered it on the side of my porch and hit it with my "choppa" an old meat cleaver I found while restoring an old barn and spray painted with a skull stencil I made. Luckily the possum was hanging over the edge of my deck and the force of the blow just knocked it off instead of decapitating it. It's funny cause it really did play dead. Well last night I let out my dogs and my pitbull tripped on the damn thing going down the steps and before she even hit the sidewalk she was turned to face the possum and shook the holy shit out of it. I was shocked and proud of her, kinda scared it was the cat at first . She dropped it after 4-5 good shakes and had broke it's neck. So I finished it off with my "Choppa" ...freaking my girlfriend out, she actually cried. Cooked my dog a steak as an award. She has never attacked anything, she even nursed the cat when it was a kitten. This + This = Edited October 13, 2009 by obake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eugene Onegin 6 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 That's one big door. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nalioth 405 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Good dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azrial 1,091 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I like possums. They were almost our National Animal instead of the Bald Eagle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) Your GF cried??? Over a dead possum??? OMG! There are some things about women that I never will understand. I live with three women and some things I just DO NOT GET. Edited October 13, 2009 by Bounce12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clifton 354 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Now you must watch your Back.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 = Don't believe it! It's just "Playing" dead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
seanie 6 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 That's hardcore man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sharkbit 109 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 those big possums can be damn tough, i remember being a kid and riding in the car with my mom, and she hit one with both tires of a 78 t-bird v-8, and the fucker got up and walked away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scarbrough68289 76 Posted October 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) I don't hate Possums, but look at them as pest. I get to "take care of them" on my mom's farm. They kill her chickens and get into the hay the horse's eat. Possums are a carrier of equine encephalitis. One of her horses has contracted it from eating hay with possum feces in it and has suffered unrepairable nerve damage. The first shot through my new Beretta Storm was through the skull of a possum. Edited October 13, 2009 by obake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bounce12 407 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I don't hate Possums, but look at them as pest. I get to "take care of them" on my mom's farm. They kill her chickens and get into the hay the horse's eat. Possums are a carrier of equine encephalitis. One of her horses has contracted it from eating hay with possum feces in it and has suffered unrepairable nerve damage. The first shot through my new Beretta Storm was through the skull of a possum. A worthy "fowler" shot. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't be a pussy, you kilt it, now cook it up and eat it. Really, possum is good eating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scarbrough68289 76 Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I'll take your word for it, but I ain't eaten that rat! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 ever seen one with its young on its back at night? That many glowing eyes on one thing is fucking creepy, almost seems lovecraftish... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Then, at least feed it to the dog, she earned it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james peek 14 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't be a pussy, you kilt it, now cook it up and eat it. Really, possum is good eating. they have a possum festival every year in a town near here were i live. they cook em' up in all sorts of ways. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james peek 14 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I like possums. They were almost our National Animal instead of the Bald Eagle. i believe Ben Franklin pushed for the the turkey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scarbrough68289 76 Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I had animal control pick it up on the off chance it was rabid. It was negative. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JulianH 4 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Then, at least feed it to the dog, she earned it. No kidding... my dog would kill for a meal like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
janusthephoenix 24 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't be a pussy, you kilt it, now cook it up and eat it. Really, possum is good eating. Pigeons are good too. Sometimes they come with notes attached, like a fortune cookie with wings. 10 points to anyone who knows where I stole that joke from. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BronCobraJet 80 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Possums are cool compared to skunks! My neighbor down the road actually got a skunk in a garbage container using her husbands short fishing net, she waited until he got home then asked him if it would be ok to have it descented and have it for a pet. Possums are SO much cooler than skunks. If you have ever been been squirted in the face by a skunk, you would understand and agree. One of my dogs got squirted one night, and right afterwards I got a squirt also. I didn't have any thing on me at the time, as I was mowing my lawn. I went to the garage and got a rake and beat the death out of that bastard with it. That squirt tastes as bad as it smells. I put out cat food for the wild cats around to help keep down on mice. Every once in a while a possum or skunk finds it. Possums have a prehensile tail, which is cool. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine 10,360 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I'll take your word for it, but I ain't eaten that rat! That's how I see them.....as overgrown rats. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulry 50 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 bad rat , good dog! Mean chop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RalphXL 9 Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 My brothers dogs got a hold of a cat once and played tug-o-war with it. I did not mind if they did it to a wood chuck, but I felt bad about the cat. Then there was the fawn, I had to kick the dog a few times to keep him away. RalphXL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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