DogMan 2,343 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I guess this explains how he got caught "red handed". My link Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamesmadison 55 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Do you think he liked his sheep shaved or full wool? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 This just proves how truly evil he really was.....He actually Masturbated!!! What a savage heathen! I know for sure that no Red Blooded Patriotic American would ever even look at such filth!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beefcakeb99 572 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 This just proves how truly evil he really was.....He actually Masturbated!!! What a savage heathen! I know for sure that no Red Blooded Patriotic American would ever even look at such filth!! :lolol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) Wake up, sheeple. There was no porn stash. The government obviously faked the pornography just like they did with Obama's birth certificate. They're just using this story to distract you from the other story, which was just a distraction from another story, which may also be a distraction from another story! I won't believe it until I see some [dirty] pictures. Edited May 13, 2011 by DrThunder88 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BeefEater 27 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I don't think this pornography stash is real. I'm going to need to see the long-form porn videos to know for sure that he really had pornography and not just poorly cobbled together clips from the preview section of for-pay sites. I'll be in my room. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dobravery 49 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 They plan to release the pornography just as soon as analysts review every second of it--looking for hidden cummunications. I hope they don't release the porno list, as it would only lead to a mark-up on whatever titles he had, "And now from the OBL collection. . . " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted May 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Some titles allegedly found: "Debbie Does Damascus" , "Girls Gone Wild, Dead Sea Edition", "Blowjobs and Bandoliers", "Joystick Jerkin' Jihad", and a well worn copy of "Burka Boys of Tora Bora" 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Some titles allegedly found: "Debbie Does Damascus" , "Girls Gone Wild, Dead Sea Edition", "Blowjobs and Bandoliers", "Joystick Jerkin' Jihad", and a well worn copy of "Burka Boys of Tora Bora" 10 out of 10 for the creativity! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I wonder if there was any raunchy Afghanistanimation! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'll bet it was Arabs who discovered sheep intestine is the perfect size to use as condoms. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I'll bet it was Arabs who discovered sheep intestine is the perfect size to use as condoms. Naw, that was my Great Grandpappy here in Montana!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nutical 16 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 In their defense, it was for research. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bean.223 365 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 ARE YOU GUYS SUUURE THIS ISNT TRUE????? http://www.news.com.au/technology/pakistan-no1-in-the-world-in-pornographic-internet-searches/story-e6frfro0-1225891491204 Pakistan #1 in the FUCKING WORLD with porn searches....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Camel sex is apparently not just a stereotype, but a favorite pastime in Pakistan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
my762buzz 141 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Camels Need Love Too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
7N6Wolf 61 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 This only seems shocking to some at first glance, but if you really think about it, his so-called porn can't be considered porn by our standards: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uzitiger 193 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Do you think he liked his sheep shaved or full wool? He also like goats. I'll bet it was Arabs who discovered sheep intestine is the perfect size to use as condoms. The Arabs have discovered sheep intestines because they sodomized their sheep and learned that they can continue to use the intestine after they slaughter the animal not only when it was alive. I lived i the Detroit area which is infested with Arabs and had to go to traffic court a few times. Before trials the police came requesting arrest warrants to be issued for sexual perversion crimes. All of the suspects had Arab names. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 (edited) I'll bet it was Arabs who discovered sheep intestine is the perfect size to use as condoms. Yes, but it took 1,400 years of buggering goats for one of them to get the idea of using the gut to screw a women. All the rest of them were perfectly happy (and still are) sticking with the gaots! Edited May 15, 2011 by G O B 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Some one has to say it... Pics or it didn't happen! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uzitiger 193 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'll bet it was Arabs who discovered sheep intestine is the perfect size to use as condoms. Yes, but it took 1,400 years of buggering goats for one of them to get the idea of using the gut to screw a women. All the rest of them were perfectly happy (and still are) sticking with the goats! Don't forget they also like doing it to little boys as their Koran promises them in paradise who are finest than the finest virgins. I know someone whose son went to Israel to live and while he was in the army he saw a Hajji in Lebanon at night hosing a sheep. He was in a watchtower and the Hajji was five kilometers away thinking nobody saw him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BeefEater 27 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 ARE YOU GUYS SUUURE THIS ISNT TRUE????? http://www.news.com....0-1225891491204 Pakistan #1 in the FUCKING WORLD with porn searches....... No surprise, really. It's only natural to want to see/have sexual experiences, so in countries like Pakistan with massive censorship and religious influence pushing it into the shadows and pretending it's a bad thing, you set up the stage for people to just find porn/sex elsewhere, like online. You can even see this in the USA. Utah leads the nation in internet porn searches, internet porn paid memberships and also the number of people incarcerated for sex crimes. An almost mind blowing statistic when you also take into account the fact that Utah has a fraction of the population of many other states. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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