XD45 7,124 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 I have been feeling uneasy lately. I’m starting to think I have things in my house that aren’t safe. Having these things around is too risky. What if my kids found them? What if I’m just feeling down one of these days? I mean, they’re right there, tempting me. Who knows what might happen… So for the good of my family and society as a whole, I’m turning in my pop-tarts to the Tuscon PD. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dysfunctional 63 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Too bad you don't live in CA...I heard L.A. is having a buyback program. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mostholycerebus 415 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) I just bought a big safe for my basement. They claim it will hold up to 20 two-liter bottles of dangerous soda. I just couldnt sleep at night before I bought it. Edited March 13, 2013 by mostholycerebus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Just so you guys know.... Pop Tarts and 2 Liter sodas make GREAT reactive targets! If you've never dusted a Pop Tart with you S12 you haven't lived! Better than clay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) I thought you were gonna get rid of your porn stash when I first read this! Edited March 13, 2013 by Jpanzer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Or his 36" double ended sex toy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Nope, those things are fine. Except for the pistol-grip dildo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 In response to the subject: Nope... The little lady isn't on the road at the moment!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 reminds me of the gun show I attend last week. Just for giggles I shouted out " Twinkies for sale" I never saw so many people stop what they were doing (buying guns) and look my way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernOne 203 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 I went by my local store today and bought four boxes of Pop Tarts. I just wanted to show the news people how easy it was to buy them. A kid at my local school got suspended for taking a glue gun to school for his craft class. No one was injured but it was hectic there for a while during the lockdown. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dolomite_supafly 56 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 I just bought a big safe for my basement. They claim it will hold up to 20 two-liter bottles of dangerous soda. I just couldnt sleep at night before I bought it. Well there is your problem. Rather that buy 20 two liter bottles you should have bought 85 16 ounce bottles that way everyone is safer. My only concern might be the high capacity soda holding device you just created without proper registration. Does anyone know if Toaster Strudels fall under the same law as Pop Tarts? Or what about bananas? They come already shaped like a firearm. They are also very, very dangerous if the peel falls to the floor. Dolomite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 I just bought a big safe for my basement. They claim it will hold up to 20 two-liter bottles of dangerous soda. I just couldnt sleep at night before I bought it. Well there is your problem. Rather that buy 20 two liter bottles you should have bought 85 16 ounce bottles that way everyone is safer. My only concern might be the high capacity soda holding device you just created without proper registration. Does anyone know if Toaster Strudels fall under the same law as Pop Tarts? Or what about bananas? They come already shaped like a firearm. They are also very, very dangerous if the peel falls to the floor. Dolomite Why did you have to go and bring up bananas? Now they'll be reclassified as Destructive Devices and we'll all have to register them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 I just bought a big safe for my basement. They claim it will hold up to 20 two-liter bottles of dangerous soda. I just couldnt sleep at night before I bought it. Well there is your problem. Rather that buy 20 two liter bottles you should have bought 85 16 ounce bottles that way everyone is safer. My only concern might be the high capacity soda holding device you just created without proper registration. Does anyone know if Toaster Strudels fall under the same law as Pop Tarts? Or what about bananas? They come already shaped like a firearm. They are also very, very dangerous if the peel falls to the floor. Dolomite Why did you have to go and bring up bananas? Now they'll be reclassified as Destructive Devices and we'll all have to register them! Sooooo.......I gotta register my dick? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Sooooo.......I gotta register my dick? Not if you keep it concealed. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 I got a ton of 1 liter destructive devices! A little dry ice or LN2....problem goes away! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TYBOY 33 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 POPA.jpg Clouda.jpg I want you to know I almost pissed my pants with those pics Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Sooooo.......I gotta register my dick? Not if you keep it concealed. "LOL!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Yes, this is real. And when I was a kid people would have thought nothing of it. How did it come to this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 How many babies have to have full bellies before we stop this madness! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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