Ak-47 Question

[HighPlainsDrifter 466]

GOD DAMN IT STOP SULLYING MY NAME YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

 

I think HighPlainsSyndicate has a nice ring to it. Or how about DriftingSyndicate?

Edited April 9, 2013 by HighPlainsDrifter

[Bayoupiper 738]

I am wondering if ak-47 receiver has to be perfectly strait. I built my own from a flat and looking down it now I notice that it is pretty strait but has a slight bow in it. Bolt and carrier cycle smooth so I think I'm gonna shoot it unless I hear otherwise.

 

 

I am wondering how we can get you to go away for good.

[Syndicate 812]

GOD DAMN IT STOP SULLYING MY NAME YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

 

I think HighPlainsSyndicate has a nice ring to it. Or how about DriftingSyndicate?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT lol

[thebuns1 4,323]

What a fuckin troll.

 

 

Ok SS, You clearly deserve this award.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dubya 198]

SS in uniform..

[gunman1 1,753]

What a fuckin troll.

 

 

Ok SS, You clearly deserve this award.

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I told ya this was gonna be good

[Syndicate 812]

[LuPiN8oR 333]

I swear, half the time i read these threads and what shitbag soldier is pullin... i get pretty pissed off. The other half, im too busy laughing my ass off at what you guys come up with! Nice touch CH i dont even wanna know how/where you found that pic lmfao!

[gunman1 1,753]

I swear, half the time i read these threads and what shitbag soldier is pullin... i get pretty pissed off. The other half, im too busy laughing my ass off at what you guys come up with! Nice touch CH i dont even wanna know how/where you found that pic lmfao!

Dude this is the best comic relief I get, some of the funniest people around, right here

It's a nice break from all of the horrible reality we are forced to endure.

 

Thanks to all participants

[Syndicate 812]

since this thread is pretty much shelled, I'm going to just ask random advice

 

man I've got the wicked wind right now, I think it might be the hummus, not sure though. any thoughts?

ideas on mitigation?

[S12KS-K 40]

I am wondering if ak-47 receiver has to be perfectly strait. I built my own from a flat and looking down it now I notice that it is pretty strait but has a slight bow in it. Bolt and carrier cycle smooth so I think I'm gonna shoot it unless I hear otherwise.

 

I'm not sure how it's possible to build an AK-47 receiver from a flat. It would require a milling machine and a solid block of steel to build an AK-47.

[gunman1 1,753]

since this thread is pretty much shelled, I'm going to just ask random advice

 

man I've got the wicked wind right now, I think it might be the hummus, not sure though. any thoughts?

ideas on mitigation?

Stick ur ass in a bucket of water and bite at the bubbles????

[Syndicate 812]

sounds like a reasonable course of action

 

ok next question: if I have a planters wart on my finger and I jack off, can I get warts on my willy?

[devildogdakota 804]

GOD DAMN IT STOP SULLYING MY NAME YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

 

I think HighPlainsSyndicate has a nice ring to it. Or how about DriftingSyndicate?

How about "HighPlainsGrifter"?

[vulcan16 971]

sounds like a reasonable course of action

 

ok next question: if I have a planters wart on my finger and I jack off, can I get warts on my willy?

Is this some type of Redneck penile enlargement procedure?

[Syndicate 812]

no i don't think so

I already helped my neighbor do his Alabama vesectomy

[mostholycerebus 415]

I'm not sure how it's possible to build an AK-47 receiver from a flat. It would require a milling machine and a solid block of steel to build an AK-47.

Just get a press and a drill press. The flats usually have the holes predrilled, but sometimes when you bend them the holes get slightly warped so you wanna clean them up. Second hardest part is doing the heat treatment, with the hardest part being finding a decently priced kit.

[dsmtsi23 18]

SS.... lol. Probably is him under a new name. If not welcome to the forum ak syndicate

[Ak Syndicate 0]

Lots of garbage in this thread but thanks for info from people who gave it. And yes it possible for build ak from flat. Milled is from one block of steel. Stamped ak from flat more durable than milled due to ability to flex. It is believed that stamped ak last longer than milled. Who knows? To all you SS out there thank you for info.

Edited April 9, 2013 by Ak Syndicate

[mostholycerebus 415]

When I moderated my last board, the geeks could pinpoint the block that any poster was logging on from. Granted, it was a tech site for good programmers. It really was scary the info they could pull up on an annoying troll. There are no secrets on the internet, from people who know how to use it.

Edited April 9, 2013 by mostholycerebus

[Ak Syndicate 0]

Good advice. Very good comrad.

[HighPlainsDrifter 466]

GOD DAMN IT STOP SULLYING MY NAME YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

 

I think HighPlainsSyndicate has a nice ring to it. Or how about DriftingSyndicate?

How about "HighPlainsGrifter"?

 

This is hilarious! It's disappointing I didn't think of it...

[Sdustin 578]

I know the part about not serects, so I tell the truth and useally use my real name.

[LuPiN8oR 333]

He is ss more than likely. I recall him saying he thought stamped receivers were more durable and hes the only guy ive heard say that since i started the forum. Almost verbatim explanation as well.

[Ak Syndicate 0]

I thought every body SS here. I am Silly Sally. I silly sometimes this forum very silly. Not much talk about gun or ak-47 at all only talk about rubbish and children things.

[breid1970 327]

Now its just getting retarded. Who the hell types with a russian accent.

[canoecanoe 63]

Don't feed the troll. Obviously the same character. SS/MLSM/AKSyndicate.

[Syndicate 812]

why can't we get some of that Ivan Chesnakov troll who's like a gun forum legend?

 

with stuff like this

 

"WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?

RIFLE IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO FIRING RANGE, PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE OF CARTRIDGE. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF RIFLE."

Edited April 9, 2013 by Syndicate

[Syndicate 812]

I really do think we have a Chesnakov impersonation going on

here are the great hits, sorry for the caps, it's how you always find this stuff

 

oh and AKSyn, here's where you need to go for ALL AK modding http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1097633_.html&light=

 

MAN WHO ARGUES ONE SHOT DEATH BY PROUD MILITARY CALIBERS IS FUCKING FOOL. I EXPLAIN WHY.

THIS MAN LOOKS FOR PISTOL TO HIDE ON PERSON TO SHOOT MAN FROM STREET WHO WOULD DO CRIME TO HIM. MAN WHO WOULD DO CRIME IS NOT LIKE BANZAI CHARGE OF JAPANESE INFANTRY. HE IS NOT IN "GROUND OF DEATH" FROM EPISTLE OF WISE SUN TZU. MAN WHO WOULD DO CRIME IS NOT FIGHTING FOR LIFE OR FREEDOM OF PEOPLE. HE FIGHT ONLY FOR THINGS, HE CAN GET SOMEWHERE ELSE FROM SOMEONE ELSE. THIS MAN DOES NOT FIGHT TO DEATH. THIS MAN FIGHT ONLY UNTIL IS CLEAR MAN WITH PISTOL RESISTS AND SO HE RUN AWAY.

PISTOL OF 9 MILLIMETERS OR CALIBER OF .45 IS GREAT SHOCKING HOLE IN BODY. IS GIANT SPOUT OF BLOOD AND PAIN OF MORTAL WOUND. MORE MEN DIE FROM BULLET OF THESE TWO CALIBERS THAN ALL OTHERS IN HISTORY OF WORLD.

I ADVISE AND YOU LISTEN. LAST TIME ARMY CARRY BAD PISTOL INTO COMBAT WAS NAMBU OF JAPANESE EMPIRE. SINCE THAT TIME MILLIONS OF MEN CARRY PISTOL OF 9 MILLIMETERS. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM WITH STUPID GENEVA TREATY BALL BULLET. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU WITH TEN ROUBLES PER CARTRIDGE HOLLOW NOSE BULLET AND FANCY BRASS OF NICKEL PLATING. YOU PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE, YOU CARRY MANY CARTRIDGE. WHEN MAN WAVES GUN AT YOU, FILL HIM WITH BULLETS FAST AND STRAIGHT. MORE HOLES IS BETTER THAN BIG HOLES. CARRY PISTOL WITH LARGE MAGAZINE AND MANY CARTRIDGE.

IN THIS WAY YOU DEFEAT CRIMINAL.

BEST PLACE TO LOOK FOR SIMONOV KARBIN IN AMERICA IS GUN SHOW. MANY TABLES OF DEALER, MANY RIFLES. UNLESS YOU SLEEP LATE AND COME AFTER BIG CROWD, YOU HAVE GOOD CHOICE OF RIFLES FOR BUYING.

MOST IMPORTANT IS DECIDE WHICH COUNTRY OF RIFLE YOU WISH TO BUY. IS OBVIOUS THAT RUSSIAN SKS IS BEST BUT YUGOSLAV COPY TYPE AND CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY TYPE CAN BE GOOD TOO. OTHER COUNTRIES MAKE SKS RIFLE, BUT THESE THREE MAKE MOST. OTHERS ARE MOSTLY FOR MAN WHO GATHERS MANY DIFFERENT SKS BECAUSE OF INTEREST IN MILITARY HISTORY. IF IS FOR SHOOT, STICK TO MAIN THREE.

MY AMERICAN BUDDY SAYS TO ME THAT CHEAPEST VERSION RIGHT NOW IN AMERICA IS YUGOSLAV TYPE. THIS IS ONLY MAIN KIND OF SKS THAT LACKS CHROME PLATING INSIDE BARREL. IS NOT TOTALLY NEEDED TO HAVE CHROME PLATING IN BARREL, BUT IS NICE BECAUSE HELPS TO GUARD AGAINST DAMAGE. RUSSIAN AND CHINESE VERSION ALL HAVE CHROME PLATING IN BARREL. YUGOSLAV TYPE HAS SPECIAL GAS TUBE LEVER AND GRENADE SPIGOT ON END OF BARREL. I THINK LIVE GRENADE FOR CIVILIAN IN AMERICA IS PROBABLY ENOUGH REASON FOR GULAG, SO IS PROBABLY NO REAL USE FOR GRENADE SPIGOT TO YOU.

I SAY MORE IN JUST A MOMENT.

NO MATTER WHICH COUNTRY OF SKS YOU PICK, YOU MUST INSPECT BARREL BEFORE BUY. BRING FLASHLIGHT TO GUN SHOW. AFTER ASKING DEALER WITH DEFERENCE TO HANDLE RIFLE, PULL BACK BOLT. INSPECT CAREFULLY THE RIFLE AND BE SURE THERE IS NO CARTRIDGE PRESENT BECAUSE BARREL POINTS AT FACE SOON. LOOK FROM MUZZLE END OF BARREL AND MOVE LIGHT AROUND BEHIND FACE OF CHAMBER. YOU SEE CONDITION OF INSIDE OF BARREL. YOU LOOK FOR NICE SHINE AND GOOD SMOOTH SURFACE. YOU LOOK FOR SHARP EDGE ON RIFLING OF BARREL. YOU NOTICE AND AVOID BARREL IF HAS POCKMARKS LIKE ASS OF FAT GIRL.

CHECK ALSO TO SEE WHETHER MAIN PARTS OF ACTION HAVE SAME NUMBER. BOLT, BOLT CARRYING DEVICE, AND RECEIVER WITH BARREL ARE MOST IMPORTANT. UNLESS YOU GATHER MANY SKS FOR INTEREST IN HISTORY, IS NOT SO IMPORTANT WHETHER NUMBERS ON MAGAZINE AND STOCK ARE SAME. CHECK ALSO TO SEE WHETHER BAYONET AND CLEANING STICK ARE PRESENT. IF NOT THERE, NOT BIG DEAL. THESE PARTS CAN BE EASY TO FIND, BUT IF BAYONET ATTACHING POST IS REMOVED IS NOT POSSIBLE TO FIX BAYONET LATER. AT LEAST BE SURE BAYONET ATTACHING POST IS PRESENT.

ALWAYS AVOID SKS IF IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS FUCK IT WITH ROTARY GRINDING TOOL OR SAW, MAYBE TO PUT MAGAZINE FROM KALASHNIKOV OR OTHER STUPID SHIT. IF ONLY IS WOOD MISSING, IS NOT SUCH BIG PROBLEM. GOOD SEARCH CAN FIND WOOD ALREADY SHAPED, OR REAL MAN CAN MAKE NEW WOOD WITH HANDS AND TOOLS OF WOOD.

HOPE THIS IS SOME HELP. I WISH YOU LUCK IN SEARCH FOR FIRST SKS RIFLE.



GIRL WHO HAS FEAR OF GUN IS NO GIRL FOR GOOD CONSCRIPT. IN RED ARMY WE HAVE MANY WOMEN SNIPER, THEY SHOOT STRAIGHT AND KILL MANY ENEMIES OF PARTY. IS BETTER FOR YOU SHE WAS BAD GIRL WITH NO TASTE FOR WEAPON; NAZI HECKLER AND KOCH ONLY SENDS MESSAGE THAT YOU WILL SHOOT JEW. IF SHE WERE LIKE GREAT LYUDMILA PAVLICHENKO SHE JUST LAUGH AND BAIL ON YOUR ASS FOR CARRYING DUMB NAZI BRICK OF HIGH PRICE.

IN RUSSIA WE ALSO HAVE RULES OF COURTING. DO NOT BRING SIDEARM TO FIRST TIME WITH GIRL. SENDS WRONG MESSAGE, THAT YOU ARE BAD CONSCRIPT WHO WILL RAPE GIRL. ON FIRST TIME HAVE DISCUSSION OF GLORY OF PARTY AND DEFENSE OF MOTHERLAND. ON SECOND TIME MANY DRINKS OF VODKA TO MAKE GIRL WANT FUCK; MATCHING ENOUGH DRINKS MAKES DANGEROUS TO CARRY SIDEARM. ON THIRD TIME IS DEFINITE FUCK. AFTER THIS YOU MAY BRING SIDEARM ALL AS LIKED.



KRAV MAGA IS FIGHTING STYLE OF JEW WHO THINKS IS GOOD IDEA TO CARRY PISTOL WITH EMPTY CHAMBER. NOT SO SURE I TRUST THIS MAN TO TEACH HOW TO FIGHT.



YOU MAY LIKE TO KNOW THAT SELFLOADING KARBIN OF SIMONOV TYPE IS COMPLETE SISTEMA FOR SMOKE DOPE, IN ADDITION TO RIFLE FOR KILL ENEMIES OF PARTY.

FIRST EXPUNGE ALL CARTRIDGE FROM WEAPON. REMOVE CARTRIDGE FROM MAGAZINE, REMOVE CARTRIDGE FROM CHAMBER. MAKE COMPLETE SURE IS EMPTY BECAUSE YOUR MOUTH GO ON MUZZLE SOON. ONCE ALL CLEAR CLOSE MAGAZINE.

TAKE CLEANING THINGS FROM ASS OF STOCK. REMOVE MUZZLE GUARD CAP. PULL TO REAR ON BOLT EDIFICE AND LOCK BACKWARD WITH LAST CARTRIDGE STAY OPEN DEVICE. STUFF DOPE INTO MUZZLE GUARD. PUT MUZZLE GUARD NEXT TO MOUTH OF FIRE CHAMBER. NEXT PULL MAGAZINE RELEASE HANDLE AND PULL BOLT EDIFICE TO REAR. VERY SLOW, LET BOLT EDIFICE MOVE TO FRONT CLOSING AGAINST MUZZLE GUARD.

NOW MUZZLE GUARD STUFFED WITH DOPE IS NEXT TO CHAMBER. CALL FOR BEST CONSCRIPT FRIEND. TELL HIM, "YOU HOLD FLAME NEXT TO DOPE AND BLOW. I SUCK ON MUZZLE OF RIFLE." AS YOU DO THIS, SMOKE OF DOPE FLOWS THROUGH BARREL. AFTER ONE OR TWO SUCKS, TRADE PLACE AND HOLD FLAME FOR HIM WHILE HE SUCKS. SOON YOU BOTH SEE GHOST OF LENIN.

REMEMBER TO MAKE EMPTY THE MUZZLE GUARD OF USED UP DOPE. PUT CLEANING THINGS BACK TOGETHER IN ASS OF RIFLE. ALSO NOT FORGET, KEEP RIFLE WITH NO CARTRIDGE IF STILL DOPE IN BRAIN. ACCIDENT DISCHARGE MEANS GULAG FOR CERTAIN.


KALASHNIKOV IS WEAPON OF RUSSIA. TODAY IS WEAPON OF WHOLE WORLD, BUT IS GIFT OF MOTHERLAND TO PLANET.

I THINK YOU GET RIFLE OF SAIGA. IS OF IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS. PRICE IS GOOD AND FACTORY IS WHERE WHOLE WORLD FACES TO SEE HOW KALASHNIKOV RIFLE IS MADE. WHEN MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV INSPECT ARMS FACTORY, THIS IS FACTORY HE INSPECT.

WASR OF ROMANIA CAN BE GOOD RIFLE TOO. IF YOU ARE WISE WITH KALASHNIKOV SISTEMA AND INSPECT WELL THE RIFLE, YOU CAN KNOW.

IN AMERICA IS TYPE FROM ARSENAL OF NAME ARSENAL. IS FUNNY NAME TO ME. IS LIKE AMERICAN CHEESE OF NAME AMERICAN CHEESE. PRICE IS HIGH BUT QUALITY IS LIKE BEST RUSSIAN KALASHNIKOV. MAYBE YOU BRIBE PARTY AND GET JOB WITH GREAT SALARY AND PRICE IS NO PROBLEM. MAYBE NOT. IS MORE IMPORTANT TO HAVE RIFLE THAT WORKS AND MANY CARTRIDGE THAN SINGLE FINEST RIFLE AND FEW CARTRIDGE.



WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU THINK YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?

RIFLE IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NOT HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO FIRING RANGE, PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE OF CARTRIDGE. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF RIFLE.



WHAT IN FUCK IS DONE TO THIS POOR RIFLE? STUPID HICK AMERICAN WITH TEN GALLON HAT AND GIANT PICKUP TRUCK LOOKS AT PERFECTLY FINE SIMONOV KARBIN AND SAYS "NO, RIFLE NEED MORE DUMB SHIT ON IT"?

WHAT IS REASON FOR PISTOL GRIP? IF YOU NEED TO FIRE FROM HIP IN EMERGENCY, NOW HAND IS TWISTED INTO PAINFUL ANGLE AND YOU MISS EVERY ENEMY! LOOK AT WRONG ANGLE OF BAYONET! LOOK AT CHEAP PLASTIC MAGAZINE THAT FEEDS CARTRIDGE LIKE CONSTANTLY JAMMING PEZ CANDY BOX! WHERE DID CLEANING STICK GO?

I HEAR OF 922 LAW IN AMERICA. ADDING PISTOL GRIP TO WEAPON MEANS YOU CHANGE OTHER PARTS. WHAT ELSE YOU FUCK? YOU PUT NEW BOLT EDIFICE? HOW ABOUT BAD FIT RECEIVER COVER FOR CHEAP SCOPE TO SHOW OFF AT HICK PARTY AND NEVER HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN?

SURE, IS ONLY YUGOSLAV COPY TYPE BUT IS STILL PROUD DESIGN OF SERGEI SIMONOV. THIS IS LIKE SENDING HIM BIRTHDAY CARD WITH SEVERED OFF THUMB OF DAUGHTER IN ENVELOPE. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGEI! I PISS ON ALL YOU CREATE!" LARGE MOUND FORMS OVER SIMONOV'S GRAVE BY CONSTANT TUMBLING OF HIS ANGRY CORPSE. IS FAULT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

RIFLE WAS FINE BEFORE YOU FUCK IT. NOW IS TRASH. MAYBE YOU CHECK IN GARAGE AND ORIGINAL BOLT EDIFICE AND WOOD ARE STILL THERE. MAYBE IS NOT TOO LATE TO KEEP RIFLE SOMETHING NOT SHAMEFUL TO TAKE TO FIRING RANGE. TAKE SHIT OF GOAT AWAY AND COULD STILL BE GOOD WEAPON.



OH JESUS ON A STICK THIS RIFLE IS BAD. WHO WOULD DO THIS THING TO SIMONOV KARBIN? RIFLE WAS FINE BEFORE STUPID AMERICAN BUBBA PUT UGLY PLASTIC PARTS ON. IS BASICALLY SAME AS DIGGING UP CORPSE OF SERGEI SIMONOV TO GAY RAPE IN FRONT OF CRYING DAUGHTER. I KNOW IS ONLY TYPE OF YUGOSLAV COPY BUT STILL IS DESIGN OF GREAT SIMONOV SISTEMA. PLEASE TO REMOVE STUPID SHIT OF BULL FROM RIFLE AT ONCE.

EVEN IF IS ONLY VERSION OF SIMONOV KARBIN MADE BY CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY YOU MUST NOT URGE TO PUT DUMB PLASTIC ON. BAD WEAPON OF RELATIVELY WEAK CHINA ARMY IS STILL BETTER THAN DUMB AMERICAN BUBBA TRYING TO MAKE CHEAP COPY OF UGLY PLASTIC EUGENE STONER RIFLE. LEAVE AS SIMONOV DESIGNED. IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU CAN MAKE.



HOW ABOUT WE ASK IF SHOOTER IS SPETSNAZ.

WHOLE CLASSROOMS DIE SILENT DEATH. NOBODY CALLS FOR MILITARY POLICE FOR UNTIL BELL RINGS AND NOBODY MOVES FROM CLASSROOM. SHOOTER DOES NOT FALL ON OWN BAYONET LIKE HOMO GAY. HE GOES TO BAR FOR DRINKS LIKE NOTHING HAPPEN. NEXT DAY, HE SLAUGHTERS NEXT SCHOOL. IS LIKE GHOST. ILLEGAL STUDENT REBELS GET TASTE OF WRATH OF SOVIET ARMY.



RUBBER ASS PAD FOR MOSIN NAGANT THREE LINE RIFLE IS NOT SO BAD. STRONG STEEL ASS PLATE IS PERFECT AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK ARMS FACTORY ALREADY BUT IF LONG RIFLE IS GOOD, THEN EVEN MUCH LONGER RIFLE MUST BE BETTER, NO? WITH RUBBER ASS PAD AND BAYONET PROPERLY FIXED FOR BATTLE, WHOLE WEAPON IS MORE THAN TWO ARSHIN OF LENGTH. IS MUCH TALLER THAN JAPANESE INFANTRY SOLDIER, IN EXAMPLE.



I THINK MAYBE THIS GUY IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, "NEW RUSSIAN"? HE RIDES AROUND IN BIG BLACK MERCEDES WITH FATHER DRIVING WHO IS WEALTHY FROM FRAUD OF OIL. HE IS "UNDER BANNING AGE" AND NEVER LIVED A DAY OF LIFE BEFORE ILLEGAL SCHISM OF SOVIET UNION.

EVERYTHING HANDED WITH NO EFFORT TO HIS GENERATION! IN RED ARMY WE WORK FOR MAYBE ONE PROMOTION OR TWO IF WE HAVE GOOD DIRT ON COMMANDING OFFICER. THIS GUY HE LEARNS RUSSIAN IN SCHOOL AND LAST PERSON IN FAMILY TO SEE GREAT MOUNTAINS OF MOTHERLAND WAS GREAT GRANDFATHER DEFECTOR BACK IN FIRST WORLD WAR.



BASICALLY TO OP DIRECT IMPUNCHMENT IS SAME AS RIFLE SHITS WHERE HE EATS, YOU SEE IT? BOLT FLY FORWARD, CHOPPING CARTRIDGE FROM TOP OF MAGAZINE AND OVER FEED MOUTH. BOLT SQUEEZES CARTRIDGE INTO FIRE CHAMBER. WHEN OPERATOR FALLS THE TRIGGER, THE HAMMER SHOVELS THE FIRING PIN INTO PRIMER HEAD. PRIMER HEAD BURST, DISCHARGING MAIN PROPELLOR CHARGE AND BULLET IS FARTED FROM CHAMBER DOWN BARREL. GAS PRESSURES INSIDE BARREL PUSH ON BULLET AND ON WALLS OF BARREL BUT ALSO INTO HOLE FACING BOLT EDIFICE. GASES FULL OF COPPER, LEAD, AND CARBON FOULING SEWAGE PUSH BACKWARD THROUGH HOLE BECAUSE GASEOUS PRESSURE, BOLT EDIFICE FLIES TO REAR, EXPUNGER GRASPS AND EXPUNGES THE EMPTY CARTRIDGE SHELL. THEN ALL WHOLE BEGIN AGAIN. IS BASICALLY SAME AS SHITS WHERE HE EATS.

IN PISTON STYLE RIFLE IS ALSO GAS TUBE. GASEOUS PRESSURE FLOWS THROUGH GAS BLOCK HOLE TO PISTON FACE. GASEOUS WITH CARBON, LEAD, AND COPPER FOULING FLOWS AGAINST PISTON INSIDE GAS TUBE. RIFLE IN THIS WAY SHITS IN TOILET BUT CARTRIDGES FEED IN CLEAN AREA. PISTON CAN BE AFFIXED TO BOLT EDIFICE LIKE EXAMPLE IN KALASHNIKOV SISTEMA OR SEPARATELY ONLY GIVING SHOVE TO BOLT EDIFICE LIKE IN SIMONOV SISTEMA. IS MORE SHAKY PARTS SO SLIGHT LESS ACCURACY, BUT THE OPERATOR HE IS CONSCRIPT, RIGHT? SO IS NO HARM IN COUPLE OF MORE MINUTE OF ARSHIN LOSS AT LONG RANGE.

IN SISTEMA OF BLOWBACK, LIKE SHPAGIN SUBMACHINE GUN, IS NO VENTILATION OF GASEOUS PRESSURE AT ALL. GASEOUS PRESSURE FLOW IN TWO DIRECTIONS, MAINLY: TO PUSH FORWARD AGAINST BULLET AS IT FART FORWARD TOWARD MUZZLE, AND TO PUSH BACKWARD AGAINST EMPTY CARTRIDGE SHELL. IN THIS WAY EMPTY CARTRIDGE SHELL PUSH ITSELF AGAINST BOLT EDIFICE AND BOLT EDIFICE MOVE TOWARD REAR. IS SIMPLE AND RELIABLE UPON SISTEMA FOR SMALL AUTOMATIC RIFLE.

FOR SMALL PISTOL ARM CAN BE EITHER SISTEMA OF BLOWBACK OR SISTEMA OF SHORTENED RECOIL. SISTEMA OF BLOWBACK LIKE SHPAGIN SUBMACHINE GUN IS SEEN IN DESIGN OF MAKAROV PISTOL. DESIGN OF SHORTENED RECOIL IS SEEN IN DESIGN OF TOKAREV PISTOL. IS LIKE MACHINE OF AMERICAN JOHN BROWNING. PRESSURES AGAINST EMPTY CARTRIDGE SHELL PUSH AGAINST EDIFICE OF BARREL AND SLIDE MASS, BUT IN SHORT TIME BARREL IS DROPPED AND CEASES MOTION. SLIDE MASS CONTINUES REARWARD TO FINISH OPERATIONS OF WEAPON CYCLE.

OTHER DESIGN LIKE ITALIAN BERETTA USE VARIOUS WAY OF ABSORBING DIFFERENCE OF MOMENTOUS FROM MOVING SLIDE MASS PLUS BARREL EDIFICE VERSUS SLIDE MASS ALONE. ALL IS SHORTENED RECOIL DESIGN AND IS BASIS OF MOST SELF LOADING PISTOL SISTEMA IN MODERN COMBAT.

ONLY ADDITIONAL SISTEMA OF SELFLOADING ARM WORTH OF NOTE IS ITALIAN FANCY INERTIA OPERATION WHICH IS BASICALLY SAME AS OTHER RECOIL OPERATION WEAPON BUT WITH FANCY PATENT AND HIGH PRICE. IN CASE OF INERTIA OPERATION SISTEMA, MASS OF FULL WEAPON AND OPERATOR FORM EDIFICE THAT IS IMPORTANT TO CYCLE OF WEAPON. SISTEMA OF INERTIA OPERATION IS MAINLY FOR LARGE FARTING WEAPON WITH MUCH FOULING LIKE SHOTGUN.

NAGANT REVOLVER IS FROM TIME OF BEFORE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR BUT STILL CONTAINS STRONG RUSSIAN TECHNOLOGICAL SISTEMA. WESTERN REVOLVER IS LOOSE LIKE BAD WHORE BUT NAGANT REVOLVER IS TIGHT BECAUSE TWO CHARACTERS OF OPERATION. AS CONSCRIPT HE FALLS TRIGGER, WHEEL OF NAGANT SISTEMA ROLLS NEXT CHAMBER INTO PLACE FOR SHOOT. WHEEL LOCKS FORWARD TO MAKE GOOD TIGHT SEAL OF CHAMBER TO BARREL. REAR OF BARREL ALSO SQUEEZE HARD THE BALLOONING CASE. EXTRA POWER IS HELD TO FART BULLET TOWARD MUZZLE.

FROM SAME TIME OF NAGANT REVOLVER IS STRONG SOVIET GUN MOSIN NAGANT THREE LINE RIFLE. IS FAVORITE OF 4CHAN KOMMANDO BRIGADE. IS NOT SELFLOADING ARM SISTEMA SO IS NO CARE GIVEN TO VENTILATION OF GAS OR SELF PROPELLED MOVEMENT OF BOLT EDIFICE. THE OPERATOR HE FALLS TRIGGER; THE HAMMER HE SHOVELS PRIMER HEAD. LARGE BATTLE CARTRIDGE EXPLODES AND FARTS BULLET TOWARD TARGET. IS EFFECTIVE DISTANCE OF UP TO ONE HUNDRED SCORES OF ARSHIN. THE CONSCRIPT HE TILTS BOLT HANDLE UPWARD, COCKING SISTEMA FOR NEXT SHOT. HE MANUALLY MOVES BY OPERATOR TO THE REAR, EXPUNGING LAST EMPTY CARTRIDGE, THEN HE MANUALLY MOVES BY OPERATOR TO FORWARD, CHOPPING NEXT CARTRIDGE FROM BELGIAN MAGAZINE SISTEMA INTO MOUTH OF CHAMBER. THE OPERATOR HE LOCKS ACTION CLOSED AND STRONG AND WHOLE CYCLE IS READY TO BEGIN NEXT.



YOU MUST LEARN COUPLE OF THINGS ABOUT RUSSIAN LANGUAGE. YOU LOOK AT WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE OF DRAGUNOV SNIPER RIFLE. YOU SEE CYRILLIC LETTERS ON PAGE LIKE LANGUAGE OF MOON MAN AND BRAIN IS DIZZY LIKE YOU SMOKE WHOLE GRAM OF DOPE. THEN YOU LOOK AT LATIN LETTERS FOR MAN WHO NOT READ RUSSIAN. YOU SEE "SNAYPERSKAYA" AND THINK IS PLAIN NOUN FOR ENGLISH WORD "SNIPER". IS WORD FOR SNIPER BUT WITH PART FOR TELLING "BELONGS TO" ON END. PLAIN RUSSIAN WORD FOR SNIPER IS "СНАЙПЕР". I KNOW IS LIKE LANGUAGE OF MOON MAN TO YOU, SO LATIN LETTERS ARE "SNAYPER". IS JUST WORD "SNIPER" WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT. NOT SO EXCITING I THINK.

WORDS YOU GIVE MEAN "SPETSNAZ OF SNIPER". YOU WANT "SNIPER OF SPETSNAZ". WAY TO SAY IS "СНАЙПЕР СПЕЦНАЗА". LATIN LETTERS WOULD BE LIKE "SNAYPER SPETSNAZA". HOPE THIS IS SOME HELP.

NOW YOU SEE IT. IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WE HAVE SISTEMA OF NOUN CASE. IN ENGLISH YOU MAKE SENTENCE WITH WORDS IN SPECIAL ORDER. PLACE OF WORD IN SENTENCE TELLS FUNCTION OF WORD. IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WE USE OTHER SISTEMA. FUNCTION OF WORD IN SENTENCE IS TOLD FROM PARTS ADDED TO WORD. ENGLISH HAD SISTEMA LIKE THIS BEFORE FRENCH STEAL IT WITH INVASION OF ENGLISH CULTURE. NOW IS GONE. ONLY TINY BITS REMAIN LIKE RUIN OF PRIPYAT AFTER NUCLEAR PLANT STAFF ERRORS CAUSE EXPLOSION OF RADIOACTIVE STEAM.

SISTEMA OF NOUN CASE IS FOR BEAUTIFUL SENTENCE. I PICK WORDS FOR TELL YOU SOMETHING. I PUT ON PARTS TO MAKE NOUN CASE AND VERB TENSE AND OTHER THINGS. THEN I ARRANGE WORDS IN ORDER IS BEST FOR REVEAL HOW I CHOOSE. ONLY AT END OF SENTENCE DO I PUT BIG SPECTACULAR PUNCH. IS HARD TO WRITE BEAUTIFUL SENTENCE IN ENGLISH. USING ORDER OF WORDS IS CLUMSY WAY AND BIG PUNCH COMES TOO SOON.

EVERY SURPLUS RIFLE WITH BOLT ACTION IS CHEAP SOME TIME IN HISTORY. MOSIN NAGANT RIFLE IS MOST NUMEROUS OF ALL INFANTRY RIFLE. IT IS RIFLE THAT WINS OCTOBER REVOLUTION. IT IS RIFLE THAT CARRIES INFANTRY OF ALLIED FORCES IN EUROPE THROUGH GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR. MOSIN NAGANT RIFLE SERVES FOR MORE THAN CENTURY, OLD STOLEN RUSSIAN RECEIVER IS STILL USE BY SNIPER OF FINLAND ARMY.

YOU CAN BE HAPPY WITH 40,000 ROUBLE RIFLE WITH NO HISTORY AND PLASTIC STOCK WHO KILLS PAPER TARGET AND DEER WITH NO WEAPON OR FIGHTING HEART.

I CAN BE HAPPY WITH 2,000 ROUBLE RIFLE THAT IS ARTIFACT OF MILITARY HISTORY AND KILLS TSARIST AND NAZI ALIKE.

JOY OF HAVING MOSIN NAGANT RIFLE IS JOY THAT MONEY CANNOT AFFORD.



MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE.

BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY.

fOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILLIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE.

FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR LESS COST.

 

OH JESUS ON A STICK THIS RIFLE IS BAD. WHO WOULD DO THIS THING TO SIMONOV KARBIN? RIFLE WAS FINE BEFORE STUPID AMERICAN BUBBA PUT UGLY PLASTIC PARTS ON. IS BASICALLY SAME AS DIGGING UP CORPSE OF SERGEI SIMONOV TO GAY RAPE IN FRONT OF CRYING DAUGHTER. I KNOW IS ONLY TYPE OF YUGOSLAV COPY BUT STILL IS DESIGN OF GREAT SIMONOV SISTEMA. PLEASE TO REMOVE STUPID SHIT OF BULL FROM RIFLE AT ONCE.

 

 

IN CASE IS ANY CONFUSION, IVAN CHESNOKOV IS MASTER OF LANGUAGE. WAY OF WRITING IS ENTIRELY BY DESIGN.

 

 

 

[dubya 198]

Now its just getting retarded. Who the hell types with a russian accent.

 

Someone with no life. Someone who's Dad left him while he was a baby and never got the spankings he needed.