David Mark 2,452 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 So I'm watching TV when an AARP commercial comes on and I find myself thinking " That lady on the commercial is really cute." A f-Ing AARP commercial! 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 You know when you are getting old when the various notions, potions and medical condition advertisements come on the computer and you find yourself watching them through to the end instead of killing the ad. Yikes! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 So I'm watching TV when an AARP commercial comes on and I find myself thinking " That lady on the commercial is really cute." A f-Ing AARP commercial! You need to find some better porn! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Yeah, or watching another type of senior commercial and saying "I'd do her". 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 you open your eyes in the morning and think should I get up slowly snap, crackle, pop style or just jump out of bed and deal with it like ripping off the band aid. Lots of older women are still sexy. The commercials side effects are funny, will help keep you from getting to pee in the middle of the night, but you just might lose your hair or puke your self to death....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doug Hartley 526 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 I saw a Senior dating site advertised on TV and I thought exactly that, I'D DO HER! Doug 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) I saw a Senior dating site advertised on TV and I thought exactly that, I'D DO HER! Doug The women on the peter pill commercials are pretty hot too! My favorite: Kelly King https://youtu.be/-YtOOeDEJ6Y ...and if I had an erection >4 hours with Kelly, I think the Dr would be that LAST person I'd want to call. Edited October 30, 2015 by patriot 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 What the old chick in the woods AARP commercial, or the one wherte the broad is seen walikg down the street? I'm not proud, I'd do the one in the woods. Those old pointy tits swaying under the gray t-shirt as she walks are somewhat appealing. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted October 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 I saw a Senior dating site advertised on TV and I thought exactly that, I'D DO HER! Doug The women on the peter pill commercials are pretty hot too! My favorite: Kelly King https://youtu.be/-YtOOeDEJ6Y ...and if I had an erection >4 hours with Kelly, I think the Dr would be that LAST person I'd want to call. If I had an erection lasting more than 4 hours she is the one who would be calling the doctor. What the old chick in the woods AARP commercial, or the one wherte the broad is seen walikg down the street? AARP.jpg I'm not proud, I'd do the one in the woods. Those old pointy tits swaying under the gray t-shirt as she walks are somewhat appealing. It's the one with the couple in the car talking about Medicare supplements. The couple with the Kayak. I have to admit she reminds me of my wife. The kind of women you could go to the range or fishing with and she would have a good time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
read_the_wall 614 Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 You know your getting old when you see a good looking woman......and her mom looks hot...... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 http://youtu.be/KweqMluSml4 Not bad for 41, catch her at the angle though and the nose becomes a problem 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra1 391 Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Watching the world series last night and the women in the cialis commercials were lookin pretty damn good. These are grandmas in these commercials! I'm with ya on the "wtf am I thinking?" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) First time I KNEW I was getting old: About a dozen years ago I was working with a service crew on a job, and both the mechanic and the helper were younger than my work truck! And I have seen more than a couple good looking women and their moms and thought "I would love to do that mother/daughter act!". You know you are getting old when you tell your helper "I have raggedy assed underwear OLDER than you, and if you do not STFU they will be here long after YOU are gone!". Edited October 31, 2015 by G O B 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 You really know your are getting old when you can no longer judge the age of younger people. Sosss you ask the question ... "Excuse me, can I ask you a personal question? ... you need not answer". "How old are you?" Their answer is about twice or one half what you thought! Yikes! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Another shot of Kelly King Grandma? Who CARES???? Not me! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 I knew it when the older women started looking better and younger ones started looking like kids. Also when I found out the older ones are about ten times better in bed. Seems it was all a matter of perception after all and wrong at that. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted November 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 (edited) Edited November 1, 2015 by DaveM 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sjgusmc21 850 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 http://youtu.be/KweqMluSml4 Not bad for 41, catch her at the angle though and the nose becomes a problem Dig chicks with 'ball hangers' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 You're not that old. You just need to get laid! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 When you order vitamins on your birthday to try to slow down feeling older. Just did that but, not before buying another AK parts kit! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk451 2,230 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 When 'Happy Hour' is a nap... 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine 10,360 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 When college students look like children...... 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerry52 893 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 When you realize you are the Jedi Master and all the Skywakers out there seek your council and then do not apply it. Did I mention Jedi Masters have a Cain and are OLD. But when it really counts you can still mix it up with the dark side when you have to. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 When college students look like children...... And cops. I saw a state trooper the other day who looked to me like he should have been in drivers education class instead of behind the wheel of a patrol car. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 When your power tools start to discintegrate when you are using them, and you realixe that THAT saw you bought new in 1972! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Mostly when the BS meter becomes permanently pegged. Tolerance of stupidity just goes the fuck away. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6500rpm 670 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 I can remember being a kid looking at my dad's Playboy's thinking "Damn, I can hardly wait until I get older so I can get me some of that". Now it's like "Son of a bitch, I've got kids older than that you perv", when the hell did that happen!!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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